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Title: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: IronMan on January 08, 2012, 02:34:20 AM
I myself have never picked up a hitchhiker or hitchhiked. What about you? Norwegians rarely pick up hitchhikers, we are afraid of somalians,iraqis,iranians (fuck you!!!),africans in general,afghanis,pakistanis,muslims,rapists,polaks,muslims,allah,muslims and GYPSIES.

Edit: added a few dangerous minorities
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: offline on January 08, 2012, 04:42:33 AM
The fuck?
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: IronMan on January 08, 2012, 06:23:53 AM
The fuck?

I take it you are a nigger and you are pro-hitchhiking
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on January 08, 2012, 07:03:51 AM
http://hitchwiki.org/en/Norway (http://hitchwiki.org/en/Norway)
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on January 08, 2012, 08:18:08 AM
My dad picked up a hitch hiker when he was 30. Dude was sketchy as fuck and after my dad got him to where the guy needed to be, he offered my dad a huge 18 inch machete as payment. My dad got the fuck out of there.
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: IronMan on January 08, 2012, 08:31:45 AM
My dad picked up a hitch hiker when he was 30. Dude was sketchy as fuck and after my dad got him to where the guy needed to be, he offered my dad a huge 18 inch machete as payment. My dad got the fuck out of there.

WTF, I wouldnt pick up that fucker in the first place!! If I would hitchhike or pick up a hitchhiker i would atleast carry a .45 in my pocket!
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on January 08, 2012, 07:24:58 PM
I picked up a hitch hiker once on the way back from picking shrooms in the moors. This guy was sat between 2 of my buddies on the back seat who were tripping their asses off and they started to try and force feed this guy shrooms. He tollerated it for a few miles then shouted at me to drop him off on the hard shoulder of the freeway so I did.
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 08, 2012, 07:37:05 PM
I've picked up 4 hitch-hikers (2 male, 2 female), and delivered them all to their destinations safely.  I can tell the stories if you want, they're not that great though.  I will continue to pick up hitch-hikers in the future.  I have never hitched for a ride myself simply because I've never had the need to, but I'm not against it.
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: offline on January 08, 2012, 08:41:34 PM
inb4 <18
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on January 08, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
I've never picked one up, but my dad said he picked up this man who is always within ~3 miles of our house trying to bum a ride. The guy is mentally handicapped, and he smells really strongly of urine. My dad said it was awkward and he probably wouldn't do it again with that same guy.

Other than that, i have no experience hitching or picking up hitchhikers.
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: IronMan on January 09, 2012, 12:57:39 AM
I've never picked one up, but my dad said he picked up this man who is always within ~3 miles of our house trying to bum a ride. The guy is mentally handicapped, and he smells really strongly of urine. My dad said it was awkward and he probably wouldn't do it again with that same guy.

Other than that, i have no experience hitching or picking up hitchhikers.

was it *MAFIA* Hellraiser?
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on January 09, 2012, 05:20:14 AM
was it *MAFIA* Hellraiser?
  The only person that smells of urine is your mom!  She loves the golden showers the fucking whore!  Anyway, glad Beatle found a new "boyfriend". 


Never picked up hitch hikers, I don't deal good with dirty.  They make me feel awkward, kinda like Beatle does when he is in a room with a girl alone.  Don't know what to talk about or how to act.  Here is a hint Bealte, talk about how you both love the cock.  Just don't tell her about your fetish for little boys!!!!!
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 09, 2012, 01:47:14 PM
Have a nice week, Mr. Pink.
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on January 09, 2012, 06:05:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


This video is a modified continuation of my statement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Xu8U25ZDQy8#t=5s
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: Corona on January 16, 2012, 08:13:34 AM
Have a nice week, Mr. Pink.
  it has been a nice few days.  However, you are still a FAGGOT!!!! 
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 16, 2012, 08:28:36 AM
  it has been a nice few days.  However, you are still a FAGGOT!!!! 

Actually your week was up today (Jan. 9 - Jan. 16).  But since you couldn't wait for your rights to be restored, you've earned yourself another week.  Congrats.
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on January 16, 2012, 08:29:47 AM
you've earned yourself another week.  Congrats.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


This video is a modified continuation of my statement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Xu8U25ZDQy8#t=5s
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: Composition on January 16, 2012, 08:37:04 AM
Actually your week was up today (Jan. 9 - Jan. 16).  But since you couldn't wait for your rights to be restored, you've earned yourself another week.  Congrats.
  Why not throw another couple weeks on till you and the rest of Mafia or the Admins or Head can finish your voting.  PENIS SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What do you think about hitch-hiking?
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 16, 2012, 08:37:33 AM
 Why not throw another couple weeks on till you and the rest of Mafia or the Admins or Head can finish your voting.  PENIS SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not a ban?