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*MAFIA* => Join => Topic started by: TauSigmaNova on January 30, 2012, 08:36:00 PM

Title: Application
Post by: TauSigmaNova on January 30, 2012, 08:36:00 PM
Hello, everybody. TauSigmaNova here, applying for Mafia!
I'm an avid Battlefield 3 PC player. I play nearly everyday, and lately in the last few days have been enjoying some time on the *MAFIA* server, usually with Abirdy and Sexual Asphyxiation Also played against Beatlejuice once, earlier today. Generally, I am a team player, and love to coordinate with squad and team members to win the round. I am currently 13. Yeah, 13. As much as I know how the internet community looks down on 13 year olds (with just cause, considering how many of them are frickin' retarded, immature, and plain out annoying [e.g. Destroyer3366]), I find myself to be a bit different. I hold myself to a certain level of maturity, at least compared to the rest of the people my age. I live in New York City, and also find myself as a generally decent player.

Though my KD is far from stellar, i bought it up from 0.23. (It took me a day or two to catch my shit after I got the game), I usually do anywhere from .75-2.0 k/d in a game, aside from a few games here and there. That said, I can use practically any weapon, aside from the AN94 and SMAW>.> Also, i don't fly. I can gun though, pretty decently.

Eh, yeah, that's about all I can say right now. As soon as I fix my mike, I'll get up on Vent (which I already set up) and chat with all you guys.
(Might as well throw in my xfire while im here: http://www.xfire.com/profile/Scomm279 )

I apologize for any grammar/spelling errors in this post, its getting near midnight and I'm tired.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on January 30, 2012, 08:49:26 PM
K give it some time, I haven't met you yet. Just letting you know you will definitely not get my vote if you don't have a working mic.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: Head Hunter on January 30, 2012, 08:52:01 PM
Though your application  was probably better structured than 90% of the ones we receive, you are still 13 years of age. At barely 15 years old, I was (as far as I know) the youngest member of *MAFIA*. It was a stretch. I don't see most of the members allowing a 13 year old into the clan. Also, seeing as you've only been playing the server for a few days, it's a bit early to express interest in joining. Saying you have a non working mic (as claimed by most young people who never intend on speaking in vent) is something that we hear far too often.

Prepare for an onslaught of much less courteous replies.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP on January 30, 2012, 08:59:34 PM
Eh, I'd say more time. I tried joining when I was your age, and it was out of the question. So I waited, then joined later on. If you can do the same, then it'll show dedication. Also I'd be very butthurt if you got in at this age because I didn't.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: TauSigmaNova on January 30, 2012, 09:03:05 PM
Eh, I'd say more time. I tried joining when I was your age, and it was out of the question. So I waited, then joined later on. If you can do the same, then it'll show dedication. Also I'd be very butthurt if you got in at this age because I didn't.
Age, my friend.
Is but a number.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP on January 30, 2012, 09:04:39 PM
Age, my friend.
Is but a number.

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/i-dont-give-a-fuck-yao-ming.jpg)
Title: Re: Application
Post by: TauSigmaNova on January 30, 2012, 09:10:16 PM
Interesting tale, comrade.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on January 30, 2012, 09:13:09 PM
Get a mic and get on Ventrilo. If you have high pitched squeaky voice, get a voice changer before you come on.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: TauSigmaNova on January 30, 2012, 09:17:26 PM
Yeah, will do, hopefully by the end of this week.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on January 30, 2012, 09:38:00 PM
Though your application  was probably better structured than 90% of the ones we receive, you are still 13 years of age. At barely 15 years old, I was (as far as I know) the youngest member of *MAFIA*.
I was 14, as was blakjax.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: Head Hunter on January 30, 2012, 09:45:48 PM
I was 14, as was blakjax.

Well fuck you then, make him wait a year.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on January 30, 2012, 09:52:05 PM
Considering the thread creators age i'm forbidden from commenting in this thread...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan%27s_Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan%27s_Law)
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on January 30, 2012, 10:04:20 PM
I lied about my age when I was 14/15 which reinforces that the majority of the joining process is about attitude/maturity. When you're 14-16 I will be more open to your joining.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on January 30, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Though your application  was probably better structured than 90% of the ones we receive, you are still 13 years of age. At barely 15 years old, I was (as far as I know) the youngest member of *MAFIA*. It was a stretch. I don't see most of the members allowing a 13 year old into the clan. Also, seeing as you've only been playing the server for a few days, it's a bit early to express interest in joining. Saying you have a non working mic (as claimed by most young people who never intend on speaking in vent) is something that we hear far too often.

Prepare for an onslaught of much less courteous replies.
The youngest was Looptroop. He was 12 when he got in.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 31, 2012, 12:51:49 AM
I was 14, as was blakjax.
No I remember I was 16 when I got in, but then one day I was suddenly 3 years younger.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on January 31, 2012, 05:25:01 AM
Not a bad post for a 13 years old kid. He knows where he talks about. But ok, i've nothing to say, i can't play the game(not yet). Good luck.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on January 31, 2012, 07:25:15 AM
No I remember I was 16 when I got in, but then one day I was suddenly 3 years younger.

It's called a flash back.  Don't worry , they decrease over time.


What? 

Who said that?

 :wtf:
Title: Re: Application
Post by: TauSigmaNova on January 31, 2012, 01:19:46 PM
I love how in the course of under 24hours this turned from an application to join the clan to a thread about who was the youngest member ._.
Oh well, either way, I'll get a new mike on the weekend and try it out.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on January 31, 2012, 02:09:59 PM

Oh well, either way, I'll get a new mike on the weekend and try it out.

  I am sure he might like that.  As long as you don't use your teeth.
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP on January 31, 2012, 03:32:20 PM
  I am sure he might like that.  As long as you don't use your teeth.
+rep for getting that before me. It's a MIC, Tau, short for MICrophone.  :suicide:
Title: Re: Application
Post by: TauSigmaNova on February 01, 2012, 01:46:38 PM
Eh, doesn't matter.
Mike, Mic.
Potato, Potahto.
(Yeah, you get it)
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on February 01, 2012, 02:48:13 PM
Eh, doesn't matter.
Mike, Mic.
Potato, Potahto.
(Yeah, you get it)
  it does matter.  One has a penis!!!!
Title: Re: Application
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on February 18, 2012, 09:00:16 AM
Eh, doesn't matter.
Mike, Mic.
Potato, Potahto.
(Yeah, you get it)

You get a mic yet?