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Miscellaneous => Battlefield => BF 1942 => Topic started by: [DOA] Vash#1 _S on July 08, 2005, 04:26:30 PM

Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Vash#1 _S on July 08, 2005, 04:26:30 PM
doa challanges u to a scrim.the rules are u must agree with OUR rules to play us.

rules are

1.glitching is aloud

2.hacking is aloud

3.camping is aloud

4.we play 3 maps

the two of three maps are at our server.

first doa map is

berlin

basrahs edge

mafias maps are

what mafia wants,mafia gets one map

so we get 2 maps mafia gets one

o and there is NO bitching if u do we kick u out of server.

mafia needs 12 people that have dc and 1.61

we will pick our members to play.

confirm match

yes? no?
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Ins4n3 on July 08, 2005, 04:33:47 PM
Ok we've gone over this before. We don't play DC, so if you all want to scrim regular BF then fine, but we aren't having a DC scrim.

And if we do have a scrim, there will be no glitching.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I just remembered. You're banned.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] VASH#1 on July 09, 2005, 07:51:41 AM
so i guess your pussying out cause your chicken of us or its cause im banded and your just a ass hole and u dont want to play the big boys or is it your a fuck duck shit head.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 09, 2005, 08:54:50 AM
Dude I would shut up.  How about you take some reading comprehension lessons.  Go back and re-read Insane's post.  Not all of our members have DC (being that we are a 1942 clan), so if you want to scrimmage, change your server into a 1942 server for that day, and we can play one on yours and one on ours.  If we tie, then we tie,  but we're not starting an argument over who's server gets the 3rd game.

Its funny you think you're the "big boys" when *MAFIA* has been around much longer that [DOA].  I'm not about to get into another [DOA] sucks, [DOA] is scared...no no no, *MAFIA* sucks, you guys are scared...conve rsation/argument.  Its pointless and we've been through it all before.  I know you're just a kid and you don't know better.  But if you learn to talk in a somewhat civilized manner, maybe we can work something out.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Carnage on July 09, 2005, 09:51:08 AM
Learn that son of a bitch a lesson Beetle!
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 09, 2005, 10:55:45 AM
Vash You stupid @$$creamer Don't talk to mafia they got your I.P adrees and vash got something on ur face OO wait thats from your dad last night LOL! Stupid  DOA SUXS MY clans better than you freaks LOL.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Vash on July 09, 2005, 12:53:03 PM
thanks for your kind words and u will be dying soon due to a gay diese of your wolf cock.any ways we know that u guys couldnt beat us cause we will win any ways sence mafia is falling apart :). mafia doesnt own cause there whores  next door and like to have sex with other members so i dont mind u guys being ass holes now u sayd that most of your gay mafian members dont have dc i ask u why,why u dont want to play us is it u guys know we will win and be in hide and go omg i cant even shoot doa with my big sack i got 25 sperms left" hah u guys are just pussying out and if u get engough we will fight u guys because your members dont have dc cause they are pannzys and know that we ownd them and there hush pupies and know that crumpet will be runing to u going nooooooooooooo o wait i must have sex with u then u guys buy the domain name of lemonpart.org
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Vash on July 09, 2005, 12:54:56 PM
o and baning me wont do any good crum dicks :p
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 09, 2005, 01:04:43 PM
I don't know the reason why some of our members don't have DC, but I'm pretty sure its not because they are scared of DOA.  They have been playing much longer than DOA has been a clan.  And I tried to be reasonable with you and work something out, but you refused.  So now you're in trouble.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 09, 2005, 02:43:16 PM
Vash you can kiss my wolf ass, go to hell ur clans for newblets. stop smoking pot and then go to the guys gon wild conviction u guys are wierd to gho to there. I can p[wn u one on oneso vash go smoke ur momma. mafia would win BET U $50 bucks.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: HaVoK on July 09, 2005, 03:12:46 PM
Quote from: '[DOA
VASH#1']so i guess your pussying out cause your chicken of us or its cause im banded and your just a ass hole and u dont want to play the big boys or is it your a fuck duck shit head.


This has to be the most idiotic thing I have ever seen.  Vash you are a moron and I have no idea what your plan was.  You never talked to any DOA members about this at all, and you just made yourself look like a complete ass.  I for one can say that DOA does not support anything that Vash has said and if you look around our forums, you will notice that many DOA members don't like Vash.  Just check out this thread: http://s10.invisionfree.com/Atheria/index.php?showtopic=780 .  Anyways, I don't blame you guys at all for banning him, half the stuff he says on our forums is rambling twat.  I think that Vash should just stick to chili dogging his mom and think clearly before posting something so idiotic such as this.  Sorry for the inconvenience of this incomprehensiv e 10 year old.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: StEwIe_GrIfFiN on July 09, 2005, 05:39:52 PM
so if most of your members hate him than y dont you kick him off of your clan, if hes being a complete idiot and giving your clans name a bad rep than i think you should kick him off from your clan. i mean vash is a complete newb anyway, but if he spam posts and comes to other clans sites representing doa, and challenging the other clan without your consent than i would ban him saying "You have no right going to other clans web sites, and challenging them without consenting us first, you banned from our clan, goodbye"

now thats just my opinion but i think it would be best for [DOA], and i think that Vash shouldn't be in any clan what so ever, he just doesn't get along with people and he starts shit that he can't back up.

So i would advise you to kick/ban him from your clan, for everybodys sake.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Blacksheep_1 on July 09, 2005, 05:57:35 PM
we would have done the same thing
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 10, 2005, 05:22:15 PM
are we ever gonna have a clan match DOA? i sure would love that
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: MeZmoriZe on July 10, 2005, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
are we ever gonna have a clan match DOA? i sure would love that

I would aswell...:P
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 10, 2005, 07:23:20 PM
Ha.  If they will change their server to BF1942 for a match and then play a match on ours, thats the only way I see it happening.  The reason why the have to change it is because they play Desert Combat only, and a lot of our players don't.  So they are going to argue it forever, and maybe it'll never happen.  We'll just have to wait...
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: vash1 on July 10, 2005, 07:36:11 PM
and challenging the other clan without your consent than i would ban him saying "You have no right going to other clans web sites, and challenging them without consenting us first, you banned from our clan

yes true but i did make contact about making a scrim with u or tt.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 10, 2005, 07:37:59 PM
WHAT??????
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: vash1 on July 10, 2005, 07:38:35 PM
Vash You stupid @$$creamer Don't talk to mafia they got your I.P adrees and vash got something on ur face OO wait thats from your dad last night LOL! Stupid DOA SUXS MY clans better than you freaks LOL.

well i might want to scrim your pussy wolf clan if enogh have 1.61 and dc hmmm i think i smell dead roughting wolf roating.

ps i like wolfs my self but u make them have a BAD image.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: MeZmoriZe on July 10, 2005, 07:41:25 PM
Quote from: vash1
Vash You stupid @$$creamer Don't talk to mafia they got your I.P adrees and vash got something on ur face OO wait thats from your dad last night LOL! Stupid DOA SUXS MY clans better than you freaks LOL.

well i might want to scrim your pussy wolf clan if enogh have 1.61 and dc hmmm i think i smell dead roughting wolf roating.

ps i like wolfs my self but u make them have a BAD image.

Someone please ban Vash, again, before he makes a complete fool of himself, again.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 10, 2005, 07:48:37 PM
YTes vash BANNED. Then go burn in hell DIsoriental asscreamer
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 10, 2005, 07:52:05 PM
Masebot, can you translate for us what Vash is trying to say in post numbers 17 and 19, he seems to be speaking your language.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: ICEMAN on July 10, 2005, 11:56:46 PM
Quote from: '[DOA
Vash#1 _S']
1.glitching is aloud

2.hacking is aloud

3.camping is aloud

1st.   learn to spell...

aloud - projection of voice
allowed - given permission to

2nd.  I just played on the DOA server, and you guys fucking suck.  I maxed out at 255 with 0 DEATHS the other day.  You wouldn't have a chance against 1 mafia per 12.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Missa on July 11, 2005, 03:17:23 AM
Beetle, he just didn't use the quotes when he posted.  Here, I put the appropriate quotes respectively, and wrote "Vash :" by whatever Vash said.  Hope this helps.

Quote from: *MAFIA* StEwIe_GrIfFiN
and challenging the other clan without your consent than i would ban him saying "You have no right going to other clans web sites, and challenging them without consenting us first, you banned from our clan


Vash : yes true but i did make contact about making a scrim with u or tt.

Quote from: Masebot
Vash You stupid @$$creamer Don't talk to mafia they got your I.P adrees and vash got something on ur face OO wait thats from your dad last night LOL! Stupid DOA SUXS MY clans better than you freaks LOL.


vash : well i might want to scrim your pussy wolf clan if enogh have 1.61 and dc hmmm i think i smell dead roughting wolf roating.

ps i like wolfs my self but u make them have a BAD image.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 11, 2005, 10:07:41 AM
Ha, ok then thanks.  I read them over and over and couldn't figure it out.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on July 11, 2005, 03:37:09 PM
Word! And nice flowers beetle :)
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: THRILL KILL on July 20, 2005, 05:53:57 PM
i hope u guys know Vash is only 10 yrs old.  i hate it when ppl pick on him thinking hes like 20 or something and then u feel all big and bad cuz u made him look stupid.  WOW your cool talkin shit to a 10 yr old. i tell doa the same thing.
Title: 10 year old
Post by: Rat on July 21, 2005, 04:05:29 AM
"well i might want to scrim your pussy wolf clan if enogh have 1.61 and dc hmmm i think i smell dead roughting wolf roating."


I would think that someone else should be worried. If a Ten year old is talking to adults the way he is. When words like that are used it's usually assumed they are old enough to write them and to have adult type conversation thrown back at them.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Crumpet on July 21, 2005, 08:17:18 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller
Word! And nice flowers beetle :)

i made him that sig :D
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 21, 2005, 08:51:03 AM
Where is my avatar?
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 21, 2005, 09:26:59 AM
Quote from: Rat-Man USN
"well i might want to scrim your pussy wolf clan if enogh have 1.61 and dc hmmm i think i smell dead roughting wolf roating."


I would think that someone else should be worried. If a Ten year old is talking to adults the way he is. When words like that are used it's usually assumed they are old enough to write them and to have adult type conversation thrown back at them.

ya that is pretty hardcore shit talking for being 10 years old
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Loaded on July 21, 2005, 09:50:36 AM
Yep... I am sure that is a Mommy / Daddy problem, they really should watch what they say around the little girl... It is a girl right? LOL
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 21, 2005, 10:20:28 AM
Ratman U see me killingm u hanging u from ur fat ass. lkike a little screamin girl. You are jealous cause I am  a WOLF! U twits prickins little girl
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 21, 2005, 10:27:14 AM
Shut up Masebot
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on July 21, 2005, 03:18:41 PM
HEY MY BUDDY THRILL KILL IS BACK HEY!
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Loaded on July 21, 2005, 04:56:43 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller
HEY MY BUDDY THRILL KILL IS BACK HEY!


He isn't back... He is banned again so he wont see he is your buddy.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on July 25, 2005, 12:37:47 AM
Why is this thread still open?
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Loaded on July 25, 2005, 04:00:40 AM
Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']Why is this thread still open?



Because we like looking at all the bans in this thread, pretty.


I won't close it just because you asked why it wasn't. I am sure someone else will.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Snake Pliskin on July 25, 2005, 06:39:55 AM
Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']Why is this thread still open?

 So stupid fucks like you ask questions. :002:
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on July 25, 2005, 10:24:28 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Loaded
Because we like looking at all the bans in this thread, pretty.


Are you easily distracted by shiny objects too?


Quote from: *MAFIA* Snake Pliskin
So stupid fucks like you ask questions. :002:


Forgetting to write 'can' totally killed the effectiveness of your intellectually superior words.



Maybe there are some stupid fucks that need to go back to grade school. ;)
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Snake Pliskin on July 25, 2005, 11:04:39 AM
Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']Forgetting to write 'can' totally killed the effectiveness of your intellectually superior words.


No I think I got my point across just fine. Maybe when you get off your moms tit you will be old enough to go to school. With all the little TT kids in your clan, I’m sure you will have lots of friends there. :002:
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on July 25, 2005, 02:29:23 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Snake Pliskin
No I think I got my point across just fine. Maybe when you get off your moms tit you will be old enough to go to school. With all the little TT kids in your clan, I’m sure you will have lots of friends there. :002:


If the point you wanted to get across was, "Hay look, I'm an angsty teenager", then it certainly worked.

If you are to say that I am still sucking on my mother's tits, that would mean that your crackhead father's condom is yet to break in your mother's cunt, bukko ;)

As for TT morons being in our clan, I don't really care. 90% of the people in my clan can't play for shit but you don't see me worrying about it. Go ahead and spew your bullshit - take peace in the fact that nobody is caring.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Snake Pliskin on July 25, 2005, 02:41:00 PM
Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']

If you are to say that I am still sucking on my mother's tits, that would mean that your crackhead father's condom is yet to break in your mother's cunt, bukko ;)[/QUOTE

Its ok little boy your mommy will be back soon. :002: BTW You might have been something to your mother, but your fuck all to me. "BUKKO" :)
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: MeZmoriZe on July 25, 2005, 03:11:07 PM
Oh snap, it looks like we have a battle to look forward to.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on July 25, 2005, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Snake Pliskin
Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']

If you are to say that I am still sucking on my mother's tits, that would mean that your crackhead father's condom is yet to break in your mother's cunt, bukko ;)


Its ok little boy your mommy will be back soon. :002: BTW You might have been something to your mother, but your fuck all to me. "BUKKO" :)


Holy shit dude, you suck at retaliating. If you are going to try and flame me at least put some effort into it.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Ins4n3 on July 25, 2005, 03:34:14 PM
I have a bellybutton.
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Snake Pliskin on July 26, 2005, 12:03:58 AM
First off LITTLE BOY, I’m flattered at the whole teenager thing, that was a couple of decades ago, misunderstood or not. TY…. Now for me to lower myself and insult your parents, I don’t think so. Being a parent myself, I actually have allot of respect for parents, when you get older you will understand and learn appreciate them. Then there is this whole matter of preschool, I never learned anything then, so I doubt it would help any now. So go ahead and sit behind your computer on your fat pimply white ass, pretending you’re all that with your “superior intellect” as I’m sure the whole trailer park is real impressed how grown up you are now. See I actually have a job, with a 6 figure income; drive a 2005 F350 fully loaded blah blah.  When I started this it was purely to get a raise out of your punk ass, well as you can see it work and this is now boring. Say what you have to say its not healthy to keep it inside and next time try and come up with something a little more original then insulting my parents, it really shows your immaturity. You have a wonderful day, LITTLE BOY, thanks for the entertainment. :002:
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on July 26, 2005, 07:26:04 AM
FORD=Found on road dead :D
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Snake Pliskin on July 26, 2005, 09:12:42 AM
Got to tell u chev and dodge just don't cut it out there where we have to go daddy.  I would rather drive a chev or dodge much nicer ride, but ther're just not tough enough they just fall apart. My last Ford I got over 700 km (300-400 miles I think) before i sold it. :002:
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on July 26, 2005, 09:38:04 AM
So if ford rocks then why sell it? ah there all the same made from cock cola cans and plastic to bad the 40's and 50's trucks still aren't around :)
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Loaded on July 26, 2005, 11:25:50 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
FORD=Found on road dead :D



Ford…

Found On Road Dead (I know bone you said that one)

Fucked Over Recondition Doge

And the funning one… First On Race Day

Here is one I love…

Pontiac…

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It’s A Cadillac
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Snake Pliskin on July 26, 2005, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
So if ford rocks then why sell it? ah there all the same made from cock cola cans and plastic to bad the 40's and 50's trucks still aren't around :)

The oil company pays us to run the trucks. You can pay them off in a year or so, make some money for another year or so then trade it in for another one. Hell the truck makes more then the roughnecks most years. Really just depends on how many Km's you have on it,  more Km's, more money you make. I really like those Duramax diesel's, took a couple of them for test ride, it's like drivin a car. But like I said before they just don't hold up on these back ass beaver trails we have to drive up and down on all the time. Your right about the 40's and 50's, I think they made those things out of cast iron. lol :002:

LoL Loaded never heard that Pontiac one before. :002:
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on July 26, 2005, 07:11:39 PM
Nah the 40's and 50's where made from good old grade a steel unlike the pressed shit they use today.
 
 Here is another one you all may have heard or not.
 
 Chevrolet:
 
 Cam Hangs Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time     :D
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 26, 2005, 08:11:11 PM
Hey I know, let's reopen this thread and rename it "cars"!
Title: doa wants to kill u
Post by: Loaded on July 26, 2005, 08:51:09 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Hey I know, let's reopen this thread and rename it "cars"!



OR how about "Beetle's Spam Thread"?