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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: MeZmoriZe on July 31, 2005, 08:50:30 PM

Title: The cure for cancer!
Post by: MeZmoriZe on July 31, 2005, 08:50:30 PM
"Welcome to 11 o'clock news....we are here with Dan Leather and Maggie Rosebud." "Hi and hello everyone, this is Maggie Rosebud and Dan Leather reporting from STEVE." "Well, to start off our story tonight....pud ding, the cure to cancer?" "Let's go live to our broadcaster in New Jersey where scientist believe they have found a cure for cancer." "Nick, please tell me, what seems to be all of the noise over there?" "Sure thing Maggie, all of this noise in the background seems to be from the large crowb behind me, overseeing the operation." "It seems that a 72-year-old man, who has been suffering with skin cancer for fifteen years....has just been cured." "Well, there you have it ladies and Gentlemen. The cure for cancer....is pudding." "Maggie Rosebud, signing off for now...here is Dan with the weather."
Title: The cure for cancer!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on July 31, 2005, 10:01:20 PM
Um yeah lol
Title: The cure for cancer!
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on July 31, 2005, 10:13:32 PM
lay off the tweak.
Title: The cure for cancer!
Post by: ICEMAN on July 31, 2005, 11:08:42 PM
i'm almost gullable enough to believe that
Title: The cure for cancer!
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 01, 2005, 06:01:21 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ICEMAN
i'm almost gullable enough to believe that

what u mean its not real? lol
Title: The cure for cancer!
Post by: MeZmoriZe on August 02, 2005, 07:07:08 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
what u mean its not real? lol

Yes, it is real.  I eat pudding, and look.  I don't have cancer!  Then look at older people, the don't eat pudding.  Boom!  Cancer strikes at their weakest time.