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Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on August 16, 2005, 01:17:51 PM
Hello! gamecube loads better no hassle no mess up none. Got resident evil/0 / 4
/ Prince of persia. Doub;le dash golf. Residnet evil 4 kicks ass. There wolves save one ehlps you fight a big boss but later on bye church saw a wolf and I was loike cool went up yo it And jumped on me and tryin to kill me then I got my auto machine gujn out blasted two of them turned around got shotguns. BAmm got up Its back split and This freaky thing was out of back and i WAS SHOOTING THE HEEL OUT OF THEM.
YOU THINK THER GUYS WIT%H CHAINsaws ARE HARD NO TTRy women with chainssaws. Man The don't go done wasted half ammo. Overrall. rating 10.0
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: ThaSnyper on August 16, 2005, 02:35:57 PM
This guy has got to be smoking an endless roach
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 16, 2005, 03:00:34 PM
Yup or he was a failed attempt at abortion ;)
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: ICEMAN on August 16, 2005, 04:49:36 PM
holy shit

dude... that was like a run-on sentence... like every 10 words it was Resident Evil 4 kicks ass.... wtwf was he talking about.
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: g00deye on August 16, 2005, 05:05:39 PM
Quote from: masebot1
Hello! gamecube loads better no hassle no mess up none. Got resident evil/0 / 4
/ Prince of persia. Doub;le dash golf. Residnet evil 4 kicks ass. There wolves save one ehlps you fight a big boss but later on bye church saw a wolf and I was loike cool went up yo it And jumped on me and tryin to kill me then I got my auto machine gujn out blasted two of them turned around got shotguns. BAmm got up Its back split and This freaky thing was out of back and i WAS SHOOTING THE HEEL OUT OF THEM.
YOU THINK THER GUYS WIT%H CHAINsaws ARE HARD NO TTRy women with chainssaws. Man The don't go done wasted half ammo. Overrall. rating 10.0




Hello! Gamecube loads better than (Xbox , i guess), no hassle, no mess ups, none. I got Resident Evil 4, Prince of Persia and Double Dash Golf. Resident Evil 4 kicks ass. There are wolves, you save one and it helps you fight a big boss. Later by the church, I saw a wolf and I was like, "cool!" and went up to it. It jumped on me, trying to kill me. I got my auto machine gun out and blasted 2 of them then turned around a got a shotgun. Bam! (I guess he shot it?) I got up, and the wolfsÍ back split and this freaky thing was sticking out of itÍs back. I was shooting the hell out of it! You think men with chainsaws and hard to beat? Try women with chainsaws! Man, I just wasted half my ammo. Overall I give it a 10/10.



translated it best i could...lol
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on August 16, 2005, 10:44:20 PM
i hope masebot gets attacked by wolves in real life so he can get over his obsession for them.
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: Missa on August 17, 2005, 03:35:25 AM
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Hello! Gamecube loads better than (Xbox , i guess), no hassle, no mess ups, none. I got Resident Evil 4, Prince of Persia and Double Dash Golf. Resident Evil 4 kicks ass. There are wolves, you save one and it helps you fight a big boss. Later by the church, I saw a wolf and I was like, "cool!" and went up to it. It jumped on me, trying to kill me. I got my auto machine gun out and blasted 2 of them then turned around a got a shotgun. Bam! (I guess he shot it?) I got up, and the wolfsÍ back split and this freaky thing was sticking out of itÍs back. I was shooting the hell out of it! You think men with chainsaws and hard to beat? Try women with chainsaws! Man, I just wasted half my ammo. Overall I give it a 10/10.


Awesome job.  I think a few things are worded differently though.

Hello!  Gamecube is a lot better.  There are no hassles, no mess ups, nothing.  I got Resident Evil 4, Prince of Persia, and Double Dash Golf.  Resident Evil 4 kicks ass.  There are wolves in the game, and if you save one it helps you fight the big boss.  Later on I saw a wolf by the church and I was like, cool!  I went up to it and it jumped on me and tried to kill me.  So then I got my auto machine gun out and blasted two of them.  I turned around and got out my shotgun.  BAM! (Now this is the part I was talking about.  I have never played the game, but I interpreted this part different).  It got up, it's back was split and this freaky thing was sticking out of it's back.  I was shooting the shit out of them (Meaning both the wolf AND the "freaky thing").  You think that guys with chainsaws are hard?!  No.  Try women with chainsaws!  Man, they don't go down, I wasted half of my ammo on them.  Overall, I rate it a 10.
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: Rahl on August 17, 2005, 03:50:03 AM
45 minutes of debating and translating from Missa and g00deye or 5 minutes of proofreading from masebot.  Which would be the logical choice.
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on August 17, 2005, 11:53:46 AM
COmputer getting hacked ehelp me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOly crap I cn bely tpe. YAhoo spamming me ........... ERROR MESSAGE NOT RECIEVED
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: Ins4n3 on August 17, 2005, 02:07:52 PM
Quote from: masebot1
COmputer getting hacked ehelp me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOly crap I cn bely tpe. YAhoo spamming me ........... ERROR MESSAGE NOT RECIEVED

And yet he looks so.... normal.
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: ThaSnyper on August 17, 2005, 04:06:21 PM
This guy really scares me....
Title: Destroyed xbox say hello!
Post by: Elliott Smith on August 17, 2005, 05:26:28 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
This guy really scares me....


Obviously, he's learning disabled.  "Special needs" is what we called children like him, in high school.  I used to go play board games with those kids at the end of the day on every Friday.  Once, I helped them bake sugar cookies, and we ate them while playing Candyland.  I let them win.  What a day.