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Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on August 20, 2005, 06:09:41 PM
i dont no if any of you play any golf. but today i played in a tourny and got third place, well tied for second, but with a coin toss got third its  all good though. but i shot my first eagle today, if you don't play golf that is two under par. par being how many times you haev to get the ball in the cup. it was o so amazing. just thought i would let everyone know. bragging i guess ha.
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on August 20, 2005, 11:37:28 PM
my grandparents play golf...mama says that golf is the devil.
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: Gear on August 21, 2005, 12:13:04 AM
i got a birdy 1 time
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: Crumpet on August 21, 2005, 02:48:13 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
my grandparents play golf...mama says that golf is the devil.

lol, happy gilmore.. good film.. but your getting mixed up with happy gilmore and waterboy.. one with football and 1 with golf.. same actor tho.
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: ThaSnyper on August 21, 2005, 07:17:11 AM
I play golf a lot...going to help out with the business golf rounds. haha I sunk a 54ft eagle putt a couple weeks ago. Luckiest shot I ever made. The best part was, I was playing a friend who had just sunk a 30ft putt to make his first birdie. Crumpet...I dont think that Phantom was really trying to make a specific reference to the movie. Shut up
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: Rat on August 21, 2005, 07:45:01 AM
I played a two man best ball tournment 2 weeks ago and got a trophy too. It was for last place.
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 21, 2005, 08:06:26 AM
Golf would be better if they would beat each other with the golf clubs :)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on August 21, 2005, 10:17:03 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Golf would be better if they would beat each other with the golf clubs :)

that my friend i would have to disagree with. that wouldn't be fun at all i wouldn't last as long as i do now if that was the case. ha
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: Rahl on August 21, 2005, 10:43:43 AM
I hit the ball in the opposite direction just so I have an excuse to ride in those little carts.  Some times I run over chipmunks.  Fucking chattery rodents.
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on August 21, 2005, 11:16:57 AM
nice i like to ride them the road less taken. i am all over the place it is crazy.
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: Crumpet on August 21, 2005, 04:37:42 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
I play golf a lot...going to help out with the business golf rounds. haha I sunk a 54ft eagle putt a couple weeks ago. Luckiest shot I ever made. The best part was, I was playing a friend who had just sunk a 30ft putt to make his first birdie. Crumpet...I dont think that Phantom was really trying to make a specific reference to the movie. Shut up

YOUR FUKCING MUM FAG
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: HaVoK on August 22, 2005, 11:17:53 AM
Crumpet.... reply back to this last post: http://www.mafiaowns.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=1904&page=3

BTW... Golf is freaking sweet.  I suck majorly at it, but nontheless you get to go outside, ride around in carts and test them on how far you can go until they flip, and you get to hit things... what else can you ask for?
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: g00deye on August 22, 2005, 12:58:40 PM
About 2 years ago, my friends and I were bored. So we went into to the golf couse and took the golf carts. We started racing with them. The other kid hit a bump and fell out and broke his arm. We got kicked out of the golf course. That was another one of my amazing stories.
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Post by: Crumpet on August 22, 2005, 01:36:56 PM
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Havok']Crumpet.... reply back to this last post: http://www.mafiaowns.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=1904&page=3

BTW... Golf is freaking sweet.  I suck majorly at it, but nontheless you get to go outside, ride around in carts and test them on how far you can go until they flip, and you get to hit things... what else can you ask for?

your dads a pedoooo
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: MeZmoriZe on August 22, 2005, 01:48:40 PM
Quote from: Mustang
your dads a pedoooo

What does that mean?
Title: if anyone plays golf
Post by: HaVoK on August 22, 2005, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: Mustang
your dads a pedoooo


That's one of the lamest replies ever.....

How about this.... your penis looks like a hotdog bit so that only 5 cms of it are left.  Either that or your penis was accidently cut off when you were little and that's just your bellybutton.  Why don't you go and help your mom get rid of that awful smell of fish from her uncleaned pussy.  You are nothing but an illiterate little British twit who doesn't even know Modern English, when that's where it freaking originated.  Why don't you go and get your stupid British teeth fixed that are most likely crooked because that's how Brits are, and leave people who have better things to do alone.  You sound like a little kid getting raped by a murderous clown on ventrilo, and need to grow some pubic hair.

Now that's a comeback.