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Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: Goldfinger on December 03, 2005, 08:16:41 AM
hi all,

i have owned a games the mafia server whit 733 points and i have a broken arm to and i didnt used hacks is that enoung to join mafia
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on December 03, 2005, 08:30:03 AM
We all have 2 broken arms.
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on December 03, 2005, 09:05:42 AM
ya i don't have any broken arms but i dont have hands and i am blind.  that is hwo i got in.
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: Rat on December 03, 2005, 09:19:55 AM
I'm old and bald, I think that's what did it for me.
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on December 03, 2005, 10:12:41 AM
733 isnt all that good, before i joined mafia I didnt hack, and I could max out... I bet titties and loaded both remember how many times they kicked me :)
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: Goldfinger on December 03, 2005, 10:38:12 AM
lol , beetle juice u dont believe me. its true
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on December 03, 2005, 10:50:10 AM
i don't have an upper body, only legs and feet so I have to press the keys with my toes. If you can play bf1942 like that then u can join.
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Post by: Rahl on December 03, 2005, 03:46:27 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
i don't have an upper body, only legs and feet so I have to press the keys with my toes. If you can play bf1942 like that then u can join.

And when he wants to fly, he rams the joystick up his ass.  A little clench depresses the buttons so he can bomb . . .
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Post by: Loaded on December 03, 2005, 03:50:52 PM
Quote from: Goldfinger
hi all,

i have owned a games the mafia server whit 733 points and i have a broken arm to and i didnt used hacks is that enoung to join mafia



Oh let him join... Even if he is bullshiting motherfucker saying he didn't hack.

LOL didn't hack.

I haven't played for months... I am old with long hair, connection is 56k (with a ping 0f 200+) and I will own your ass all over the server, um I don't hack as well. After we get it on a bit then come back and say you owned me you bullshiting one arm jerk off.

Oh by the way this isn't Loaded... I am the brother of a friend that is a cousin of a paperboy's half brother's sister.
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Post by: MadMedic on December 03, 2005, 04:19:06 PM
Oh man, he's serious. Did it take you, what, 4 hours to get 700 points? 700 deaths would get you 700 points too.
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: ICEMAN on December 03, 2005, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* MadMedic
Oh man, he's serious. Did it take you, what, 4 hours to get 700 points? 700 deaths would get you 700 points too.


hahahhaha, so true!!!

dude, broken arm doesn't mean shit.  It's not like your ACTUALLY running and ACTUALLY firing a gun in the game.  You must be really tought to move a mouse or press aswd with a broken arm!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on December 03, 2005, 07:47:21 PM
Loaded I miss you:(
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Post by: Loaded on December 03, 2005, 10:06:10 PM
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Loaded I miss you:(



um ok... I think you have said this to me 6 times or more, I am getting ready to run and run fast.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on December 03, 2005, 10:39:42 PM
Well don't feel too bad, there's this guy Mark on Ventrilo who keeps asking me to meet him in real life, go driving around in his truck and stuff.  I'm not doing that.
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: Partyboy on December 03, 2005, 10:42:41 PM
Lol is he ever on the forums
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Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 03, 2005, 11:02:46 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Well don't feel too bad, there's this guy Mark on Ventrilo who keeps asking me to meet him in real life, go driving around in his truck and stuff.  I'm not doing that.


yah this guy is weird.... dont take his links either he tried to get me to download a virus after he claimed it was a BF1942 hack... (thank god you didint test it phantom)
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: iLLUSi0N on December 03, 2005, 11:33:14 PM
Quote from: Goldfinger
hi all,

i have owned a games the mafia server whit 733 points and i have a broken arm to and i didnt used hacks is that enoung to join mafia


That's nothing... I went out tonight, did three keg stands, 8 shots of vodka, two power hours, and then smoked 5 bongs and then walked home, stopped to talk to three different cops, and then I got a score of 1248 points and 325 kills with only 7 deaths and then one girl gave me head while another made me a ham sandwich. If your head didn't explode when you read that, then nothing will. Oh yeah, I drank a gallon of milk and threw up on my keyboard and fried it but I still used it to get those points.

Sort of a pointless post, but I needed an excuse to say "hey" to all you guys on here and let y'all know that I'm foruming it up nowadays. See y'all around!  :kngt:
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Post by: MadMedic on December 04, 2005, 12:46:04 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Well don't feel too bad, there's this guy Mark on Ventrilo who keeps asking me to meet him in real life, go driving around in his truck and stuff.  I'm not doing that.

Thats hilarious... today Mark was talking about how this kid sold him a broken PS2 and he chopped the back of the kid's foot off and he had to have surgery. I was just thinking how scary it would be to actually meet that guy.
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Post by: ICEMAN on December 04, 2005, 01:08:55 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Well don't feel too bad, there's this guy Mark on Ventrilo who keeps asking me to meet him in real life, go driving around in his truck and stuff.  I'm not doing that.


hey man, just cause your down with jesus doesn't mean that you have to neglect this guys need to ride some hott stud like you all night long.  I mean, you wouldn't mind being his hump bitch for a few hours while he makes prank phone calls would ya? :D  ;)  :2:
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Post by: MadMedic on December 04, 2005, 11:49:39 AM
ICEMAN, where do you come up with all this?
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 04, 2005, 12:24:37 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* MadMedic
ICEMAN, where do you come up with all this?

he has a great imagination... i would know, one time he made me dress up like a cop and the rest is history
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Post by: Partyboy on December 04, 2005, 03:33:56 PM
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Thats hilarious... today Mark was talking about how this kid sold him a broken PS2 and he chopped the back of the kid's foot off and he had to have surgery. I was just thinking how scary it would be to actually meet that guy.





Yeah and he cant walk for life. I know that kid is scared of him.
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Post by: Elliott Smith on December 04, 2005, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* MadMedic
Thats hilarious... today Mark was talking about how this kid sold him a broken PS2 and he chopped the back of the kid's foot off and he had to have surgery. I was just thinking how scary it would be to actually meet that guy.


EVEN IF those two events are true [the sale of the PS2 and the chopping/surgery], I doubt they are related.  Yeah, he may have been sold a broken PS2, and yeah he may have accidentally injured the kid's heel badly enough that he needed surgery, but one did not necessary result from the other.  Don't be misled.  However, IF that story is true just the way he told it and Mark really did chop a piece of someone's foot off for selling him a broken toy, Mark is a sociopath.  Furthermore, Mark would be in jail serving a sentence instead of playing computer games.  That's my take on it.  I think it's all bullshit, personally.  I don't think Mark is "hard" or even a bad guy.  I just think he needs to get laid and quit with the bullshit.  Then again, I don't even know who he is.  I'm just high on stimulants.
Title: masterowning !! its a wonder
Post by: Partyboy on December 04, 2005, 06:29:51 PM
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EVEN IF those two events are true [the sale of the PS2 and the chopping/surgery], I doubt they are related. Yeah, he may have been sold a broken PS2, and yeah he may have accidentally injured the kid's heel badly enough that he needed surgery, but one did not necessary result from the other. Don't be misled. However, IF that story is true just the way he told it and Mark really did chop a piece of someone's foot off for selling him a broken toy, Mark is a sociopath. Furthermore, Mark would be in jail serving a sentence instead of playing computer games. That's my take on it. I think it's all bullshit, personally. I don't think Mark is "hard" or even a bad guy. I just think he needs to get laid and quit with the bullshit. Then again, I don't even know who he is. I'm just high on stimulants.





That's what i thought and then he gave some reason to why they didn't press charges or something.
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Post by: Elliott Smith on December 04, 2005, 06:37:14 PM
Quote from: Partyboy
That's what i thought and then he gave some reason to why they didn't press charges or something.


Well, terrible injustices do occur.  I'll buy that much.