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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Phantom on December 14, 2005, 10:27:02 PM

Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on December 14, 2005, 10:27:02 PM
And I can't wait for that jolly fat fuck to come down my chimney so I can cram his mouth full of cookies I just cummed on and blow his fucking head off with my shotgun.  Fuck that tub of lard, I'm gonna skull fuck him, burn him, and then piss on his ashes while I feast on his gay reindeer.  ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A FUCKING DOUBLE SIDED LIGHTSABER YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU SANTA!!!
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on December 14, 2005, 11:04:25 PM
chh. all i asked for was jedi powers and what did i get......cloth es just wait till he gets 2 my house.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Rat on December 15, 2005, 04:39:28 AM
This Christmas will be nice and busy. I'm buying a house.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 15, 2005, 06:05:32 AM
Poor poor phantom how about I give you an energy sword?
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Vasha on December 15, 2005, 07:33:26 AM
It has to be from halo.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Flip1989 on December 15, 2005, 09:41:30 AM
:) lol.
I aint to crazy about christmas anymore.

I'm going to have a pretty decent christmas break.
My entire family has a supper at one of my uncles place, then me and my buddies/cousins are going snowmobiling and ice fishing.
Then I have to go a "new Year" party.

So it's going to be alright!
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: HaVoK on December 15, 2005, 09:50:03 AM
Take pictures and send them my way.  ;)
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on December 15, 2005, 01:17:14 PM
i just want a new bike and a new set of golf clubs. that is all
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Toblerone on December 15, 2005, 02:20:19 PM
I already got my new computer, dont want anything else...maybe a $20 hooker, but other than that I am content.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: iLLUSi0N on December 15, 2005, 03:20:10 PM
I just wanted an MP3 player last christmas... and what did I get? I was woken up in the middle of the night by Santa Clause penetrating my asshole. I dunno if it was either Santa Clause or my dad dressed up like Santa Clause, but it was definitely anal sex =[ (And no MP3 player). This Christmas I'm spending the night in my closet, crying myself to sleep.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 15, 2005, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Toblerone
I already got my new computer, dont want anything else...maybe a $20 hooker, but other than that I am content.




Come to LA man party with me and my homies and u can fuck for free i mean if ur not ugly that is ehhhehehehe
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 15, 2005, 07:39:18 PM
did u just say ur dad may have fucked you? i dont care if ur joking that fucking disgusting
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: iLLUSi0N on December 15, 2005, 07:46:04 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
did u just say ur dad may have fucked you? i dont care if ur joking that fucking disgusting


You're telling me.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 15, 2005, 07:47:38 PM
Are u on crack mada faka i said if hes not an ugly shit he can fuck at partys for free instead of getting a 20 buck hooker
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Rahl on December 15, 2005, 09:31:39 PM
You see Laaz, your post seems to reference Toby's request, not iLLUSi0N's post which Blackjax was replying to.  Mada faka.  :D
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: HaVoK on December 15, 2005, 10:19:24 PM
Quote from: iLLUSi0N
I just wanted an MP3 player last christmas... and what did I get? I was woken up in the middle of the night by Santa Clause penetrating my asshole. I dunno if it was either Santa Clause or my dad dressed up like Santa Clause, but it was definitely anal sex =[ (And no MP3 player). This Christmas I'm spending the night in my closet, crying myself to sleep.


You're Gay.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 15, 2005, 10:36:51 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
You see Laaz, your post seems to reference Toby's request, not iLLUSi0N's post which Blackjax was replying to.  Mada faka.  :D




Lol i guess im on crack sorry bout that didnt read that sick fucks post
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Rahl on December 15, 2005, 11:22:28 PM
No need to apologize.  I've done the same thing before.  Luckily, I caught myself before I posted . . . So no worries.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: LAAZ on December 16, 2005, 12:49:45 AM
Thanks man owe ya one
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Post by: iLLUSi0N on December 16, 2005, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: LAAZT1K420
Lol i guess im on crack sorry bout that didnt read that sick fucks post


Ok, let's all act like we've never been raped before... c'monn... c'mmoonnnn... Then again, you can't rape the willing.
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: Snake Pliskin on December 16, 2005, 08:21:18 AM
I want a bellybutton scatcher ............. so my finger doesn't stink.  :002:
Title: Chrismas is coming!
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 16, 2005, 02:46:43 PM
Lol ur crazy man i do the raping hehehee