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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: ThaSnyper on January 05, 2006, 09:16:18 PM

Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: ThaSnyper on January 05, 2006, 09:16:18 PM
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on January 05, 2006, 09:23:56 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


spam
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2006, 09:42:10 PM
lol chuck norris is the fucking BOMB!

"when the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck Norris" - Chuck Norris

"chuck norris was born instead of the doctor slapping him , he blocked it and roundhoused kicked the doctor knocking him unconsious. he also had a full beard, dont fuck with the Chuck"

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

"When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt."

"Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong."

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."

"chuck norris' tears cure cancer, to bad chuck never cries."

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

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Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: ThaSnyper on January 05, 2006, 09:55:55 PM
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2006, 09:59:31 PM
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

"Chuck Norris does not sleep... he waits."

"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist."

"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean."

"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a
woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK
NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and
laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2006, 10:00:12 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

copier!
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on January 05, 2006, 10:42:51 PM
Moved to spam fellers...
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: Missa on January 05, 2006, 10:43:32 PM
I was just gonna do that :)
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: ThaSnyper on January 06, 2006, 07:41:10 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
copier!



If my eyes serve me right I think my post is before yours... ;)
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 06, 2006, 08:51:17 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
If my eyes serve me right I think my post is before yours... ;)

no, i just put it on the second post as well, but its on the first one too, it was a mistake
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: ThaSnyper on January 06, 2006, 10:37:06 AM
ah...gotcha haha....I just thought Id spam a bit...never dont it before. I was a Spam virgin
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: SuprMusclyKillerSmurf on January 06, 2006, 11:06:58 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
ah...gotcha haha....I just thought Id spam a bit...never dont it before. I was a Spam virgin
lol spam virgin
Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 06, 2006, 04:37:46 PM
Smurf take all those damn exclamation marks (!) out after japan...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: *MAFIA* MisfiT on September 20, 2008, 12:42:48 PM
Mean Green is really Chuck Norris in disguise. So watch what you say.