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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: iLLUSi0N on January 20, 2006, 03:06:57 PM
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Contest rules and stipulations:
All following entries must be made including the reason why he (or she...?) should be the manliest dude alive? Experiences may include consuming large amounts of alcohol, smoking rediculous pipes of mary, and doing absolutely awesome adventures while (or after doing) it. Entries including dick sizes will be rendered null and void due to the fact that, "No, you don't. :^ "
I'll get the ball rolling even though it won't compare. I'm hoping to hear some better stories than this one.
Over spring break we went to Florida and I smoked and drank a large amount of grass and keg beer with... deaf kids. A whole bunch of them were at the house down the way and knew how to fucking party. They taught us how to sign "Let's smoke up." It was sweet. So, all in all... I smoked with deaf kids.
I'm too stoned to write any more so please... share =]
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good idea... not
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what a fucking stupid idea
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I am the manliness of men "I can tame a wild woman!"
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Well here's my entry:
I have a 14 inch dick and I am immune to alcohol so therefore I can drink it like water and I don't smoke weed but I eat it for breakfast.
My story: I fucked pamela anderson before she was with tommy.
Did I win?
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well i fucked you before u fucked pamela, so do i win?
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well i fucked a cow and the ass once do i win a award?
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Cow fucker ... mooooo!
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Yeah, I was stoned. Thanks for being so understanding. ..
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oooooooooooooo ooooookkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkk kk
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Yeah, I was stoned. Thanks for being so understanding. ..
BULLSHIT ALERT! *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeep*
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I'm too stoned to write any more so please... share =]
Yeah... I was... why is that so hard to believe?
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Yea I agree this has to be the dumbest fucking idea I've ever read in my life. I feel dumber just for reading that bullshit... "the manliest dude alive" wtf? Sounds like something a queer would write.
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Alright, yes! It's a stupid idea! Here's a game where you shoot cats to make you all forget about how much of a fuck up I am!
http://pip.rubberfeet.org/stuff/band.html
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let me just start out by saying... I wear a size 15 shoe (I really do...). I don't drink much caffeine... So, that being said, my dick is godlike huge.
WELL, About 2 months ago, I was doing shots of vodka and some other shit I have no clue what it was at a party... and got totally shitfaced. So... I was drunk at the party, took off all my clothes, and was just walking around. THEN, 3 girls (I guess you could say), raped me perfusely, but I was a willing participant. Someone took a picture of me passed out with a boner, put it on Limewire... which eventually everyone saw. Now, my french teacher... who's like 26, fucking hott, ooh damn and she speaks sexy french of course... was looking for my music and found the pic on limewire. She emailed me about it, and I found it was being hosted from MY computer, lol, but at the bottom of the email, she put: "Oh, and David, damn."
Also, I think wrestling is gay, I think football is gay, I think baseball is gay, I think any sports with spandex and grabbing other guys and playing with balls is gay. The sports I like and play, are hockey, jet skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing... now that's fuckin manly. All the people that are into football, and baseball, and fuck even basketball are a bunch of nigger loving fags.
Owned. 15 and I fucking owned all of you... except missa;).
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I fucking owned all of you... except missa;).
you spelled Blakjax wrong
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let me just start out by saying... I wear a size 15 shoe (I really do...). I don't drink much caffeine... So, that being said, my dick is godlike huge.
WELL, About 2 months ago, I was doing shots of vodka and some other shit I have no clue what it was at a party... and got totally shitfaced. So... I was drunk at the party, took off all my clothes, and was just walking around. THEN, 3 girls (I guess you could say), raped me perfusely, but I was a willing participant. Someone took a picture of me passed out with a boner, put it on Limewire... which eventually everyone saw. Now, my french teacher... who's like 26, fucking hott, ooh damn and she speaks sexy french of course... was looking for my music and found the pic on limewire. She emailed me about it, and I found it was being hosted from MY computer, lol, but at the bottom of the email, she put: "Oh, and David, damn."
Also, I think wrestling is gay, I think football is gay, I think baseball is gay, I think any sports with spandex and grabbing other guys and playing with balls is gay. The sports I like and play, are hockey, jet skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing... now that's fuckin manly. All the people that are into football, and baseball, and fuck even basketball are a bunch of nigger loving fags.
Owned. 15 and I fucking owned all of you... except missa;).
Damn. At age 15? Either you're a total god or a complete fuck up =] And as for French, that's a good fucking language to learn. An American's French accent is as hot to a French girl as her accent is to an American guy. It's science.
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Damn. At age 15? Either you're a total god or a complete fuck up =] And as for French, that's a good fucking language to learn. An American's French accent is as hot to a French girl as her accent is to an American guy. It's science.
not really fuckup... more like fucked up... with a pretty fucked up life... but I make well with it and live it to it's fullest:). Also my dad got me drinking when before I knew it was alcohol.
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you spelled Blakjax wrong
sorry!!!! i missed that!
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Bullshit! I'm the manliest one here. I've lived with Missa for a few years now and I'm still alive. Ain't no one going to top that!
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Bullshit! I'm the manliest one here. I've lived with Missa for a few years now and I'm still alive. Ain't no one going to top that!
wow you win hands down