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Title: LOST
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 21, 2006, 03:32:08 PM
If anyone sees my friend Michael please tell me, I miss him. He is a black male, anywhere from 18-50, you can't really tell. He wears a tophat and tight jeans which he tucks into his work boots. Michael looks a little rough upon first glance but he's a nice man, and smells good too. He always carries a penny in his hand and drops it approximately 4 times per minute. Michael also enjoys chewing on cigarettes (he must have picked the habit up during his days on the street). I'm afraid Michael might be mad at me because "J.B.," the Residential Director in Courtney Hall, made him leave earlier and when we went and found him at the bus stop and he called us "pansies". Michael, I'm sorry. Please come back with your "boy" and sleep on my floor and deal "dope" out of my room.
Title: LOST
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on January 21, 2006, 04:19:29 PM
lol? i really dont know how to respond to this lol
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on January 21, 2006, 05:05:35 PM
me neither. someone has been having 2 much jesus juice
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on January 21, 2006, 05:37:32 PM
I agree to much jesus juice or the snakes bit him...
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Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on January 21, 2006, 05:45:09 PM
good place to look is the front of boneheads house might have em hanging from the tree!
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 21, 2006, 10:21:39 PM
do you smoke weed beetle? that would be cool...
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on January 22, 2006, 02:16:19 AM
beetle was at church and the priest gave him a little to much wine and tried to take advantage of him hehe.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 22, 2006, 07:33:20 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
beetle was at church and the priest gave him a little to much wine and tried to take advantage of him hehe.

eww...
Title: LOST
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 22, 2006, 08:14:52 AM
No, every now and then I just like to make random stories.
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Post by: Brian on January 22, 2006, 09:15:36 AM
:P
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 22, 2006, 04:46:17 PM
this one time at band camp... beetle help me out
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on January 22, 2006, 08:19:58 PM
I stuck my flute in my pussy.
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Post by: Koekiemonster on January 22, 2006, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
beetle was at church and the priest gave him a little to much wine and tried to take advantage of him hehe.


lol that's some funny shit Phantom haha