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Miscellaneous => Battlefield => BF 1942 => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on March 29, 2006, 12:28:57 AM

Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on March 29, 2006, 12:28:57 AM
Hokay, so I was playing on 1.6 Market this evening and this player named "sweetJESUS!" decides to be an AA whore, a persistant one at that. So after a few times I felt a bit sorry for him and told him that if he changed his name to "Balth's bitch ass ho" that I would leave him be.. this of course being a bold faced lie. From there I proceded to rape 'em mercilusly. Here are the resulting screenshots.

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8538/bitch13fe.th.jpg) (http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bitch13fe.jpg)

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2377/bitch22qj.th.jpg) (http://img67.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bitch22qj.jpg)

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/4170/bitch60ux.th.jpg) (http://img67.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bitch60ux.jpg)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8679/bitch75av.th.jpg) (http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bitch75av.jpg)

And the final score.

(http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/4705/finalscore2am.th.jpg) (http://img67.imageshack.us/my.php?image=finalscore2am.jpg)

Good times. :)
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on March 29, 2006, 12:56:25 AM
good work mi amigo!  My bitch just connected during that last screenshot lol
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: Partyboy on March 29, 2006, 01:32:01 AM
haha good job balthy :)

Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
good work mi amigo!  My bitch just connected during that last screenshot lol


whos that under that name
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: Boemann (nl) on March 29, 2006, 04:10:35 AM
GD hackers! Ban m ALL!!



j/k nice scores all :P
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: *MAFIA* [StimPH] on March 29, 2006, 07:50:14 AM
lol, how did you made them do that !! :D
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on March 29, 2006, 09:28:50 AM
man i didnt notice i had a pretty good score. and i was on the phone half of my score.  but balth owned.  and it's really owned cuz no super weapons or anything of that type is in that map. we all did good except phantom. for some reason he kept flying out of airplanes and just landing with no chute on the floor.
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: Rahl on March 29, 2006, 12:37:48 PM
Balth, you sexy bitch -- nicely done.  You teach them nubs what for!  Silly bastards thinking you'd leave them alone just because they changed their names. . .

And Chris, for some inexplicable reason, that's Phantom's favorite passtime.  The best thing to do is just get him to fly at you, and try to snipe him out of the air as he's free falling.  Or denote an expack right before he hits the ground.  That's always fun.
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on March 29, 2006, 04:19:12 PM
I myself have enountered this character, at the time he aswell was being a type of whore, yet it was a turbo plane he chose as his choice whoring weapon. I dished out a plethora of ownage on his ass aswell. Nicely done Balth.
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: Elliott Smith on March 29, 2006, 05:49:14 PM
I like to freefall and land right in front of a moving jeep.  I don't often succeed, but when it happens, woo-wEE.
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: Carnage on March 30, 2006, 03:43:38 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
we all did good except phantom. for some reason he kept flying out of airplanes and just landing with no chute on the floor.


Yeah Phantom seems to like suicide in BF. Weird, but true. :? :? :?
Title: My Official Bitch
Post by: Partyboy on March 30, 2006, 03:48:36 AM
Monk is my new one....... but i will share with all