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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on April 09, 2006, 05:13:04 PM

Title: Just Curious
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on April 09, 2006, 05:13:04 PM
If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be?  I made this thread for fun, because I'm wondering what people would say.  Its very interesting (to me) to see who people choose, whether its someone they know or someone famous...


Edit...yes I know it's "bad" to punch people, this is just hypothetical.
Title: Banned from the World
Post by: Twisted on April 09, 2006, 05:32:22 PM
-My mom (Mom of Twisted)
Title: Banned from the World
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 09, 2006, 05:40:22 PM
Being a man of god, beetle, you should know that wanting or even thinking of harming another human being is a sin.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on April 09, 2006, 05:46:57 PM
- Beetlejuice (member management)

lol just kidding beetle umm

- Tom Cruise
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Post by: Brian on April 09, 2006, 05:51:17 PM
-Air ( you can never hit it)
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Post by: iLLUSi0N on April 09, 2006, 05:52:15 PM
- Pat Robertson
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 09, 2006, 06:16:43 PM
I would love to punch that retard MARK that was on our vent a few months ago.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on April 09, 2006, 06:31:59 PM
I would much rather inflict lasting psychological damage to a person whom I did not like all that much as opposed to just hitting them. I would probably do such a thing to my previous roommate.. yes, he may have had a knife to his throat and had the fear of god in his eyes but I feel I can do so much more to him then the last time we had a run in.
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Post by: ICEMAN on April 09, 2006, 06:38:09 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
I would much rather inflict lasting psychological damage to a person whom I did not like all that much as opposed to just hitting them. I would probably do such a thing to my previous roommate.. yes, he may have had a knife to his throat and had the fear of god in his eyes but I feel I can do so much more to him then the last time we had a run in.

hahaha, hardcore, I remember that story! FUCKIN AWESOME.  You rock balth.


I'd punch Kanye West. he's a stupid nigger.  He is racist against white people, yet claims that everyone hates him because he's black.  I hate him because he's racist.  Not just that, but he preaches current events and politics, that are so ignorent, that you'd think small school children were giving him the info.  He's one of the least intelligent people in the mainstream media today, yet he's seen as a brilliant mind.  I have more intelligence in the cuticle on my left pinkie, than he does in his whole family.  The only reason why I call him a nigger, is because he is racist against my people and I.  Fuck that nigger.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 09, 2006, 07:23:51 PM
weird Al
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 09, 2006, 07:36:53 PM
George W. Bush
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Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on April 09, 2006, 08:13:46 PM
no one i dont belive in hitting
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Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on April 09, 2006, 08:18:47 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Vanillathrilla
no one i dont belive in hitting


what if you got hit first?
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 09, 2006, 08:19:10 PM
Exactly as I said it is a sin and you will burn in hell forever! ;)
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 09, 2006, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Exactly as I said it is a sin and you will burn in hell forever! ;)

lol, or maybe just overnight.
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Post by: HaVoK on April 09, 2006, 08:34:30 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
weird Al


You can't hit GOD.


I would punch this guy from around where I live named Tony.  He got the bright idea to ask my girlfriend out and then harass her the next few days about her saying flat out no.  I decided to text him and told him that I didn't appreciate him asking my GIRLFRIEND out on a date.  If I see this kid I will seriously punch him in the face.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 09, 2006, 08:37:07 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* HaVoK
You can't hit GOD.


I would punch this guy from around where I live named Tony.  He got the bright idea to ask my girlfriend out and then harass her the next few days about her saying flat out no.  I decided to text him and told him that I didn't appreciate him asking my GIRLFRIEND out on a date.  If I see this kid I will seriously punch him in the face.

o shit... hes onto me. btw havok, is that weird Al in you sig? if it is, i highly suggest getting your daddy's gun out and shooting yourself in the head. =) haha jk, but seriously
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Post by: HaVoK on April 09, 2006, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
o shit... hes onto me. btw havok, is that weird Al in you sig? if it is, i highly suggest getting your daddy's gun out and shooting yourself in the head. =) haha jk, but seriously


Weird Al is a ladies man.  It takes real talent to take other people's songs and rewrite them again.  Give him a break.  Listen to his music.  Love it.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 09, 2006, 08:47:08 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* HaVoK
Weird Al is a ladies man.  It takes real talent to take other people's songs and rewrite them again.  Give him a break.  Listen to his music.  Love it.

that still doesnt answer the question.
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Post by: MacGiraffe on April 09, 2006, 09:20:19 PM
bill gates so i can sue his ass and make billions
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on April 09, 2006, 09:22:00 PM
George W. Bush also.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on April 09, 2006, 09:42:41 PM
Quote from: macgiraffe
bill gates so i can sue his ass and make billions



you are stupid, so you would punch bill gates and then you would sue him, what would you sue him for him being it in the face by you. think next time. but really i would want to hit um. my psychology teacher from last semester.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on April 09, 2006, 09:48:04 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
George W. Bush also.

ya, dubya deserves one good punch in the face, it'd be nice pegar him. Haha, chris gets it...tu sabes pegar ese?
Title: Banned from the World
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on April 10, 2006, 06:36:01 AM
OK, after thinking it over for a while, I decided that it wasn't a very nice thing to punch someone in the face, or even think about doing so.  Although that is better than my original idea, which was to shoot someone.   Anyway...


Let me "rephrase" it for you guys.  How about this -- If you could remove, aka "ban" anyone or anything from this world, what would it be?

- lies
Title: Banned from the World
Post by: Twisted on April 10, 2006, 07:13:21 AM
i dont know about that one. i dont know wat someone does is so bad that they have to be banished from the face of the earth. i'm not gonna put any body here cause it sounds too mean.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on April 10, 2006, 07:39:25 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
ya, dubya deserves one good punch in the face, it'd be nice pegar him. Haha, chris gets it...tu sabes pegar ese?


haha yeah. pegale duro.  

well let's see, banned from the world would be BlackSheep1.
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Post by: Elliott Smith on April 10, 2006, 09:43:01 AM
baths
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Post by: iLLUSi0N on April 10, 2006, 11:50:21 AM
I'd still have to say Pat Robertson, that prepackaged-religion pedalling bastard. Maybe if he wasn't around, the religious right wouldn't be giving each other handjobs in the oval office right now.

I want to change my answer to the guy at the end of this video who thinks that Australia is North Korea.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1598174198017667001&pl=true

But all of these people should be slapped.
Title: Banned from the World
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 10, 2006, 12:01:55 PM
i agree with Iceman with kanye West, this guy was on the cover of a magazine with a crown of thorns on, he also said that if jesus was in this time period, he would be him... I can honestly say that i cant wait till the day i see him buring in hell.
Title: Banned from the World
Post by: Brian on April 10, 2006, 02:07:42 PM
I would remove air from this world... wait. scratch that.

-tom green
(plain freaks me out)
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Post by: Unregistered on April 10, 2006, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* iLLUSi0N
I'd still have to say Pat Robertson, that prepackaged-religion pedalling bastard. Maybe if he wasn't around, the religious right wouldn't be giving each other handjobs in the oval office right now.

I want to change my answer to the guy at the end of this video who thinks that Australia is North Korea.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1598174198017667001&pl=true

But all of these people should be slapped.

I concur.
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Post by: Elliott Smith on April 10, 2006, 04:27:50 PM
I'm not sure how Iceman knows how intelligent Kanye West is, but saying "George Bush hates black people" was a purely economic strategy, of course.  I seriously doubt Kanye truly thinks that.  Kanye West is just an artist trying to get rich, and he's doing a hell of a job at it.  Let's not forget that point.  Not to mention, he is one of only a handful of popculture figures making any sort of clever, interesting social commentary.  I like him.  He does not hate you.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on April 10, 2006, 05:32:33 PM
- [DOA] Pirate
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Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on April 15, 2006, 09:08:15 AM
- Dubdevil
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 15, 2006, 09:15:04 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Elliott Smith
 I like him.  He does not hate you.

well he hates me cause im white, so i hate him cause he thinks hes the "jesus" of the newage.
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Post by: MadMedic on April 15, 2006, 03:08:43 PM
emo people