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Miscellaneous => Media => Topic started by: iLLUSi0N on April 12, 2006, 09:06:59 PM

Title: My Wife
Post by: iLLUSi0N on April 12, 2006, 09:06:59 PM
I ordered a mail order bride last month. I went to go meet her in California and got this thing instead of the beautiful Sasha who I ordered.

http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/797/Baba_Alla_Sexy_Babushka

I'm taking donations so I can send her back. Stupid Ruskiis don't have a money back guarentee.
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 12, 2006, 09:09:12 PM
That's just fucking nasty!
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on April 12, 2006, 09:10:29 PM
Why would you want to send that sweet piece of geriatric ass off? I know when I watch that video I get this warm and fuzzy feeling in my pants.
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 12, 2006, 09:50:34 PM
sometimes I wonder what god was thinking when god created some of these people...
Title: My Wife
Post by: ICEMAN on April 12, 2006, 11:11:38 PM
illusion... always when I need a good laugh man... that rules! REP REP REP



shit, I have to spread it around before reping you again
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 12, 2006, 11:27:23 PM
Phantom that is wrong and bad to say let's not hear it again!
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 12, 2006, 11:50:18 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Phantom that is wrong and bad to say let's not hear it again!

nice sig...

(and just so beetle knows, post #4 was a joke)
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 13, 2006, 12:34:49 AM
My sig has nothing to do with me saying god hade something to do with creation... or someones looks...
Title: My Wife
Post by: HaVoK on April 13, 2006, 04:37:36 AM
Wow........ sexy.  I feel heavy in pants.
Title: My Wife
Post by: Gear on April 13, 2006, 05:15:03 AM
I was to afrade to watch the movie lol
Title: My Wife
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 13, 2006, 05:52:13 AM
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Wow, thats NOT the kinda thing you want stuck in your head from when you first wake up........blea h

ya really, kiss my morning wood goodbye! lol