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Title: Math is sexy.
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 22, 2006, 03:28:14 PM
I read this and thought was kinda funny.



Sex is a form of math, observe.

u add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and try not to multiply
Title: Math is sexy.
Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on April 22, 2006, 04:04:28 PM
LOL no i believe a child would be a remainder
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Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on April 22, 2006, 04:33:35 PM
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E = MC[SIZE="1"]fuck you[/SIZE]
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 22, 2006, 06:06:48 PM
children = multiply
std = remainder
g spot = decimal point
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Post by: Rahl on April 22, 2006, 09:45:15 PM
Do you guys see why I love math now?
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Post by: MacGiraffe on April 22, 2006, 10:19:10 PM
how do u put position into the mix, exponent?
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Post by: Twisted on April 23, 2006, 07:36:32 AM
no i think exponent would be how many times you did it.  what would a percent be %? titty fuck or what
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Post by: ICEMAN on April 23, 2006, 09:53:40 AM
hahahhaha, that's great:)
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Post by: iLLUSi0N on April 23, 2006, 10:00:35 AM
.999999~ does not equal 1!!! hahaha jk i don't want to start that shit again! =)
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Post by: MadMedic on April 23, 2006, 10:43:43 AM
.999999 does equal one..... wanna take this outside :54:
lol
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Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on April 23, 2006, 07:29:41 PM
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(*)Y(*)  +  \{}/  +  8=======D  =  :D
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Post by: iLLUSi0N on April 23, 2006, 09:14:57 PM
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SO what mathematical solution accounts for an STD? Remainder?


An STD would be a logarithmic function since it spreads quicker and quicker... trust me... it does... :icon_cry:

Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom

g spot = decimal point


I think the g spot is still just a theory, lol



And Mad Medic, start writing .999999~ on a piece of paper and let me know when you reach 1, haha =) That's all i'm saying about that.
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Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2006, 08:30:53 AM
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An STD would be a logarithmic function since it spreads quicker and quicker
Actually, logarithmic functions tend to level off.  Unless you mean horizontally, in which case nearly any function defined over infinity would spread.  And since it's illogical to compare infinity to infinity, there is no reference for spreading "quicker."  Anyway, I'm done now.

Love you all.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 24, 2006, 12:04:31 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
Actually, logarithmic functions tend to level off.  Unless you mean horizontally, in which case nearly any function defined over infinity would spread.  And since it's illogical to compare infinity to infinity, there is no reference for spreading "quicker."  Anyway, I'm done now.

Love you all.


tell us something we don't know ;)
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Post by: iLLUSi0N on April 24, 2006, 01:36:01 PM
This kind of logarithmic function

۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
S |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
T |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].:[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
D |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"].-'[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
s  |۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]..--'[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵[COLOR="red"]..--''[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|[COLOR="Red"]...---'''[/COLOR]۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
۵۵|۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵۵
         TIME (Minutes... seconds... :|  )

That's a logarithm, isn't it? It's been a while since pre-calc. Sorry for all the ۵s... it wouldn't let me do a bunch of spaces so i had to fill in the gaps with something and it looks cool.

Here, you see the rate at which the herpes ravages my penis grows as time progresses. It starts at "What's that?" and rapidly moves to "I need see someone about this, now." I suppose it would level off after the infection consumes all of its food sources... a slow and painful process...
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Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2006, 02:34:48 PM
That's exponential, and fucking hilarious I might add.  +rep.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on April 24, 2006, 05:37:35 PM
well that i know .999999999~  at some point does reach 1.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on April 24, 2006, 06:04:04 PM
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(*)Y(*)  +  \{}/  +  8=======D  =  :D

haha, took me 5 min. to realize what the hell that was, +rep