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Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on April 25, 2006, 10:48:47 AM
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31229

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IF YOU believe the RIAA, Gertrude Walton has been apparently down loading more than 700 songs off peer-to-peer networks and deserves to have the book thrown at her.

The 83 year old Granny has been an extremely persistent offender and has the gall to ignore demands from the RIAA to pay thousands of dollars for her life of piracy.

It is not the first time that the body has accused grandmothers of being music pirates before and dragged them into court before demanding huge wodges of cash from their pension books. However, the Walton case is particularly unusual because Walton has been stone dead since December 2004.

The RIAA has found the first case of an undead music pirate who has apparently risen from the grave to nick music.

Being a zombie has apparently endowed Mrs Walton with new abilities. When she was alive she would not have a PC in the house and didn’t even know how to use one. She certainly did not download anything before she croaked. Since her death, according to the RIAA, she had adopted the name 'smittenkitten' and had downloaded more than 700 tracks stored on her computer.

Of course being a zombie she never replied to the RIAA letters. Her daughter sent the RIAA her mum's death certificate but that was not enough for its briefs to believe that Mrs Walton had not got better.

When members of her Majesty's loyal media asked the RIAA about its relentless pursuit of pirates beyond the grave, a spokesman said that it may have made a slight mishtake. The case will be dropped. More at Arstechnica, here. µ
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: MacGiraffe on April 25, 2006, 11:27:35 AM
what the fuck kind of shit is this milky, u need to start goin doin somethin more with ur life

http://www.wyotech.com/
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on April 25, 2006, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: macgiraffe
what the fuck kind of shit is this milky, u need to start goin doin somethin more with ur life


this coming from the guy that smokes pot all day hmmm... i think ill stay away from your advice kk..
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on April 25, 2006, 01:13:32 PM
LOL u mean kid
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on April 25, 2006, 01:20:13 PM
both of u get something good to do. other than being here all day.
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 25, 2006, 02:35:55 PM
I say the riaa needs a good kick in their greedy asses.
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: Gear on April 25, 2006, 07:06:18 PM
lol, thats like saying lets sew Hitler for killing jews.
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: MacGiraffe on April 25, 2006, 07:14:00 PM
hey at least i go to school man, so its only smokins half the day
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on April 25, 2006, 08:32:25 PM
Quote from: macgiraffe
hey at least i go to school man, so its only smokins half the day


oh milky got burned.
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 25, 2006, 09:38:34 PM
Mac, do they teach you at school to raise you're hand before you shoot the teacher?
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on April 25, 2006, 11:41:30 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
oh milky got burned.



lol chris do you honestly think i give a shit about what he says?

Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Mac, do they teach you at school to raise you're hand before you shoot the teacher?


o SHIZA! bonehead you always give me a good laugh =D
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: Gear on April 26, 2006, 11:13:31 AM
lol, if im felling down all i have to do is read some of bones posts and ill feel better.
Title: lets sue dead people?
Post by: MacGiraffe on April 26, 2006, 06:02:52 PM
no, we tend to just approach the teacher dirctly, pull a 223 out the cuts, and blap blap blap 2 the dome. then smoke.