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Title: Size is every thing
Post by: Gear on May 06, 2006, 09:06:48 PM
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
Title: Size is every thing
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on May 06, 2006, 09:23:52 PM
lol thats pretty funny
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Post by: Swifty on May 06, 2006, 09:53:29 PM
hehe it made me giggle.
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Post by: Partyboy on May 06, 2006, 10:02:19 PM
Hahaha that was a good one :)
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Post by: Elliott Smith on May 06, 2006, 11:11:28 PM
Um... So, if he heard "Turn around" before he fainted, that means he had not heard any description of the man's penis before he fainted.  But the reason he fainted was based upon knowledge that the man had a 20 inch penis, knowledge he did not have at the time.  I'm just saying, this joke doesn't make sense.  Also, my brain is hyperactive on stimulants and I can't sleep but I can think really clearly and fuck your jokes up.  I hate finals.  I'm gonna go masturbate.  Bye bye.
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Post by: HaVoK on May 07, 2006, 12:03:44 AM
He learns that the man has a 20 inch penis before he faints....... it even says it there.  Go to sleep.
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Post by: socrry on May 07, 2006, 05:09:59 AM
I have heard that one before but it cracks me up every time.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on May 07, 2006, 08:26:14 AM
good shit.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Spitz on May 07, 2006, 10:42:08 AM
nice.
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Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on May 07, 2006, 10:47:35 AM
lol did anyone else notice that elliot makes posts like that ALOT?
Title: Size is every thing
Post by: Elliott Smith on May 07, 2006, 11:11:27 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* HaVoK
He learns that the man has a 20 inch penis before he faints....... it even says it there.  Go to sleep.


Oh I didn't realize he was confusing Turner Brown.  Now I get it......
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Post by: MacGiraffe on May 07, 2006, 11:22:37 AM
u need sleep buddy, finals are almost over, no reason to burst ur brains over a joke
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Post by: Swifty on May 07, 2006, 02:34:14 PM
If you couldnt figure that out I pray to god you studied for finals
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on May 07, 2006, 03:30:23 PM
Quote from: '*MAFIA* [) ! A B L 0'
lol did anyone else notice that elliot makes posts like that ALOT?

you mean ones that completely and utterly demoralize someone while they're basking in their glory after making a somewhat witty joke? Nope, don't know what you're talking about.
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Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on May 07, 2006, 08:15:23 PM
WTF! haha thats funny poor midget
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Post by: Elliott Smith on May 07, 2006, 10:32:48 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
you mean ones that completely and utterly demoralize someone while they're basking in their glory after making a somewhat witty joke? Nope, don't know what you're talking about.


but I was attacking the joke, not the guy who made the joke.  and yeah i studied for finals, that's why my brain was too fried to get the joke.
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Post by: Koekiemonster on May 08, 2006, 02:46:14 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Swifty
If you couldnt figure that out I pray to god you studied for finals


Lol, Funny stuff Swifty