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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Gear on May 06, 2006, 09:06:48 PM
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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
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lol thats pretty funny
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hehe it made me giggle.
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Hahaha that was a good one :)
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Um... So, if he heard "Turn around" before he fainted, that means he had not heard any description of the man's penis before he fainted. But the reason he fainted was based upon knowledge that the man had a 20 inch penis, knowledge he did not have at the time. I'm just saying, this joke doesn't make sense. Also, my brain is hyperactive on stimulants and I can't sleep but I can think really clearly and fuck your jokes up. I hate finals. I'm gonna go masturbate. Bye bye.
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He learns that the man has a 20 inch penis before he faints....... it even says it there. Go to sleep.
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I have heard that one before but it cracks me up every time.
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good shit.
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nice.
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lol did anyone else notice that elliot makes posts like that ALOT?
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He learns that the man has a 20 inch penis before he faints....... it even says it there. Go to sleep.
Oh I didn't realize he was confusing Turner Brown. Now I get it......
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u need sleep buddy, finals are almost over, no reason to burst ur brains over a joke
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If you couldnt figure that out I pray to god you studied for finals
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lol did anyone else notice that elliot makes posts like that ALOT?
you mean ones that completely and utterly demoralize someone while they're basking in their glory after making a somewhat witty joke? Nope, don't know what you're talking about.
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WTF! haha thats funny poor midget
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you mean ones that completely and utterly demoralize someone while they're basking in their glory after making a somewhat witty joke? Nope, don't know what you're talking about.
but I was attacking the joke, not the guy who made the joke. and yeah i studied for finals, that's why my brain was too fried to get the joke.
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If you couldnt figure that out I pray to god you studied for finals
Lol, Funny stuff Swifty