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Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: Gear on May 16, 2006, 05:44:05 PM
How many times has someone said to you..... "You don't know Jack Schitt...." Now you will know the entire story...
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.

In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy Itailian number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks...
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on May 16, 2006, 09:57:37 PM
wait so what happened, is he still alive or what. cuz......what. .......dawg schitt, married chicken schitt. oh i give up.
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on May 16, 2006, 10:15:06 PM
ah funny mexican :D
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: Gear on May 16, 2006, 10:26:02 PM
lol, not only it is funny but it can be a good tong twister whin you try and read fast.
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: Boemann (nl) on May 17, 2006, 05:38:48 AM
lol you posted this on the 3v0 site a few weeks ago :P lol
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: mulletike on May 17, 2006, 05:20:58 PM
I can't come up with any schitty puns, sorry
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: Gear on May 17, 2006, 06:51:56 PM
Life can be schitty some times but what are you going to do?
Take a bat and smash in the head of some random guy by you.
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: MacGiraffe on May 17, 2006, 10:04:05 PM
sounds pretty schitt-faced to me, and a schitt load of inbreeding
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: Gear on May 17, 2006, 10:23:08 PM
lol, this schitt is funny.
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: Swifty on May 18, 2006, 05:55:20 PM
Quote from: Scytheist
Life can be schitty some times but what are you going to do?
Take a bat and smash in the head of some random guy by you.


How bout we smash in your head for such a schitty post.
Title: A story of a family named schitt
Post by: mulletike on June 08, 2006, 10:52:39 PM
lol dude thats hilarious:D + rep
schitt it says i should spread some around.  lol that schitt is funny