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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Gear on May 16, 2006, 05:44:05 PM
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How many times has someone said to you..... "You don't know Jack Schitt...." Now you will know the entire story...
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy Itailian number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks...
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wait so what happened, is he still alive or what. cuz......what. .......dawg schitt, married chicken schitt. oh i give up.
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ah funny mexican :D
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lol, not only it is funny but it can be a good tong twister whin you try and read fast.
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lol you posted this on the 3v0 site a few weeks ago :P lol
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I can't come up with any schitty puns, sorry
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Life can be schitty some times but what are you going to do?
Take a bat and smash in the head of some random guy by you.
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sounds pretty schitt-faced to me, and a schitt load of inbreeding
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lol, this schitt is funny.
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Life can be schitty some times but what are you going to do?
Take a bat and smash in the head of some random guy by you.
How bout we smash in your head for such a schitty post.
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lol dude thats hilarious:D + rep
schitt it says i should spread some around. lol that schitt is funny