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Title: Tight pants...
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 22, 2006, 07:38:33 PM
I have just about given up.  Ive looked every where for tight pants in the mens sections of every clothing company ive been to, I asked if i could try on some girl jeans and they made me leave the american eagle :(
Title: Tight pants...
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on June 22, 2006, 07:43:48 PM
Its simple.  Go to Goodwill or Salvation Army and buy women's jeans.  They will not judge you there, and the jeans will be oh so tight.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on June 22, 2006, 07:47:26 PM
what is the salvation army?
Title: Tight pants...
Post by: MeZmoriZe on June 22, 2006, 08:02:40 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller
I have just about given up.  Ive looked every where for tight pants in the mens sections of every clothing company ive been to, I asked if i could try on some girl jeans and they made me leave the american eagle :(

Yeah, sometimes I have the same problem, but eventually I find a tight pair.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on June 22, 2006, 08:13:52 PM
Or... you could just try a pair of regular fit, yes they do exist and are NOT baggy.
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Post by: MacGiraffe on June 22, 2006, 08:26:10 PM
fuckin emos and there wommens pants, oui vey. get some baggy ass pant, some forces, and 4xl white tee, and a clean cap. you'll do a lot better in life that way
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on June 22, 2006, 08:31:38 PM
Quote from: macgiraffe
fuckin emos and there wommens pants, oui vey. get some baggy ass pant, some forces, and 4xl white tee, and a clean cap. you'll do a lot better in life that way


Somebody needs to white your ass up real quick.
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 22, 2006, 09:21:50 PM
WEll, im going on a cruise to rome friday at 7:00pm so i might find some there i hope

Il be gone for around 2 weeks, ill post it here
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 22, 2006, 10:00:27 PM
Tight fit? pffft men dont wear tight pants it messes with the manhood or errr unless you dont have that or very little of it :D

but really look in the teens dept you retard!
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on June 22, 2006, 10:11:02 PM
its easy as pie kraut, jsut wear spandex.
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Post by: Boemann (nl) on June 23, 2006, 12:03:43 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller
WEll, im going on a cruise to rome friday at 7:00pm so i might find some there i hope

Il be gone for around 2 weeks, ill post it here

Cool! I've almost conviced my parents with my sister that we need to go to Rome in the Autumn vacation. Good thing is, is that it will be the first time ever that I fly :).
Title: Tight pants...
Post by: Carnage on June 23, 2006, 12:18:53 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller
I have just about given up.  Ive looked every where for tight pants in the mens sections of every clothing company ive been to, I asked if i could try on some girl jeans and they made me leave the american eagle :(

I have a tight pants, but that's just because it's getting to small. And it doesn't feel great.
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Post by: GWAR 3:16 on June 23, 2006, 07:43:42 AM
Tight pants can cause yeast infections, so be careful.
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Post by: bobbyknight on June 23, 2006, 01:49:47 PM
What the hell are you doing child. I mean, notice how they are womens pants. I question the styles of emos and skaters. Wearing womens pants is QUEER.
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 23, 2006, 01:50:02 PM
Off to Rome be back in 2 weeks!
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Post by: Twisted on June 23, 2006, 01:53:25 PM
bah tight pants... i dislike them. its all the rage with emos.
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Post by: Carnage on June 23, 2006, 02:12:52 PM
See ya KrautKiller!!! Have fun!
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Post by: TheJudge on June 23, 2006, 02:16:06 PM
Quote from: macgiraffe
fuckin emos and there wommens pants, oui vey. get some baggy ass pant, some forces, and 4xl white tee, and a clean cap. you'll do a lot better in life that way


a lot better at lookin like a wigger.
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Post by: *MAFIA* [StimPH] on June 23, 2006, 02:19:03 PM
have fun over there !
Title: Tight pants...
Post by: Elliott Smith on June 23, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
Emos wear tight pants, but not everyone who wears tight pants is emo.  Punks, surfers, hell every type of person; bottom line: people who like tight pants, wear tight pants.  People who wear tight pants, are people who like wearing tight pants.
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Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on June 23, 2006, 06:13:59 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Elliott Smith
Emos wear tight pants, but not everyone who wears tight pants is emo.  Punks, surfers, hell every type of person; bottom line: people who like tight pants, wear tight pants.  People who wear tight pants, are people who like wearing tight pants.


people who wear tight pants... are faggots.


and faggots do wear tight pants

the converse is true bitch
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Post by: Elliott Smith on June 23, 2006, 06:23:38 PM
Quote from: '*MAFIA* [) ! A B L 0'
people who wear tight pants... are faggots.


and faggots do wear tight pants

the converse is true bitch

Oh, so faggots are faggots, and people who wear tight pants are people who wear tight pants.  That is profound
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Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on June 23, 2006, 07:07:15 PM
ok geometry lesson here:

IF you are a faggot, then you wear tight pants.
IF you wear tight pants, then you are a faggot.
The statement and converse are both true.

Happy now? lol
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Post by: Elliott Smith on June 23, 2006, 11:02:09 PM
superfantastic
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 23, 2006, 11:16:05 PM
I say closed... and craptacular