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Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 21, 2006, 07:10:32 AM
this one is funny except for the school scene:(

http://pwned.nl/

theese are just great

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/148082

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/182050

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/155867

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/59679

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/63923
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Partyboy on July 21, 2006, 08:41:50 AM
I thought the others where stupid. I watched the first one for about 1 min and i had to turn it off.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on July 21, 2006, 08:56:08 AM
partyboy get on vent, real quick. i have some questions to ask u.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 21, 2006, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
partyboy get on vent, real quick. i have some questions to ask u.

uhhhhhh you know u can p/m him and he will see it instantly in his face instead of looking 'round for an hour and then checking back here jesus christ.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Twisted on July 21, 2006, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: General Patton
uhhhhhh you know u can p/m him and he will see it instantly in his face instead of looking 'round for an hour and then checking back here jesus christ.



man stfu your fuckin anoying, someone ban him. can i get a halleluya?
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: HaVoK on July 21, 2006, 01:17:04 PM
Why?  You don't have to look at his stuff.

Most of those videos you posted are old......... sorry.
Title: bunny kill
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 22, 2006, 03:13:23 PM
i don't know if theese have already been posted but they r great...

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/bunnykill.shtml

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/220999

http://www.armorgames.com/games/bunnykill3_popup.html

this is just the alphabet song...micheal jackson style...the guy singing reminds me of laaz lolz...the kids are the mafians...lolz

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/277262
Title: wow phantom look at you
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 22, 2006, 03:32:44 PM
this guy reminds me on phantom lolz

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/41718/Does_Size_Matter.html

click on the picture of the guy to watch movie
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on July 22, 2006, 03:42:06 PM
put this in the media section
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on July 22, 2006, 03:45:46 PM
wow, it reminds u of phantom's penis. wow. just wow........... ............
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 22, 2006, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
wow, it reminds u of phantom's penis. wow. just wow........... ............


lol sicko lol
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 22, 2006, 04:19:29 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
put this in the media section

k my bad sry but say ur thoughts bout the vid guys
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Twisted on July 22, 2006, 08:12:11 PM
thats good ol' jimmy kimmel from the man show.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Twisted on July 22, 2006, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* |LAAZT1K|03
PATTON IS #1 LOL




ROFL PATTON


hahah +rep
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: MacGiraffe on July 22, 2006, 08:46:57 PM
STOP SPAMMIN SO FUCKIN MUCH. ITS FUCKIN ANNOYING AS SHIT. STOP NOW BEFORE I VERBALLY ASS-RAPE U. thanx
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 22, 2006, 09:46:33 PM
Quote from: macgiraffe
STOP SPAMMIN SO FUCKIN MUCH. ITS FUCKIN ANNOYING AS SHIT. STOP NOW BEFORE I VERBALLY ASS-RAPE U. thanx

ya! take that!
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 22, 2006, 09:50:46 PM
Quote from: General Patton
this guy reminds me on phantom lolz

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/41718/Does_Size_Matter.html

click on the picture of the guy to watch movie

i think it reminds me of something in my dark past, but i cant remember... usually i try and forget those things.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 22, 2006, 09:54:12 PM
Quote from: Twisted
hahah +rep

hahah -rep

















o jk, but seriously
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Twisted on July 22, 2006, 11:20:34 PM
sorry was it too short. i wasnt thinkin of anything, just laughin
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Twisted on July 22, 2006, 11:21:55 PM
haha nice addition there blak, but seriously quit spamin so much shit patton
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 04:25:35 AM
Quote from: macgiraffe
STOP SPAMMIN SO FUCKIN MUCH. ITS FUCKIN ANNOYING AS SHIT. STOP NOW BEFORE I VERBALLY ASS-RAPE U. thanx

lolz kk
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 04:26:45 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
i think it reminds me of something in my dark past, but i cant remember... usually i try and forget those things.

please do us all a favor a DON"T remember lol
Title: banned master card commercial
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 04:37:05 AM
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=307&rtn=main-topten

ok i just realized it's already been posted my bad:(
Title: mario mishaps
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 04:57:40 AM
ok 2 avoid spamming this is my last thread 2day :P
mario get's pwned...enjoy:)

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/127767

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/189012

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/212302

and a little off topic but snowboard mishaps...

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/208959

post comments on all vids...

mario mishaps DX is my favorite (3rd one down)
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 06:08:21 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* --
QUIT SPAMMING THE FUCKING FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I see is your damn name on every posted thread.Find something else to do besides posting OTHER peoples videos here to gain rep like sooooo many people do here. Do something yourself for once,show that you may have some talent, or are you that worthless all you can do is surf all night till you find something that you think is funny enough to post here.
You lamer.



And thoses of you who think I'm being a little harsh or bringing un-warranted hatred
towards this individual.... .yes I am,Proudly.       With no remorse.


okoklol but what u think about videos?
also seeing this is same thread i'll post another video (does that count as spam?) lol
theese guys are spazzes...they remind me of me lol
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 06:29:34 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* --
Like em,Not so much.

k my faves dx how bout u? (mario's driving drunk lol lol lol)If any wants 2 see my picture it's my profile picture (it's me in real life...it's my real picture) i look so messed up there cause that was when i recently was try to ski outer limits (steepest mogel ski trail in north america) and i crashed into a tree lol:) it hurt but i got down the trail!:):):)
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 23, 2006, 07:42:51 AM
OK General Patton - I have merged all of your links into one thread, and renamed it after you.  It is fine to post videos or whatever from time to time, we all do it, and that is why we have the media section.  But everyone is tired of you posting a new video every 2 hours, several times a day.  So why don't you just save them all and post them in 1 thread from now on, please.

This is your last warning and if it happens again your posting rights will be suspended.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Twisted on July 23, 2006, 11:21:04 AM
yeeeaaah fantastic. Great idear combineing them all beetler
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on July 23, 2006, 11:54:52 AM
I deleted all the post about phone numbers. Do any of you realize, the implications, of posting, or allowing, kids to post their phone numbers?

I am frankly shocked, that management would let this happen.

Do not let any kids post their phone numbers or allow members to repost such. You all should know better!
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on July 23, 2006, 12:22:47 PM
the gay GENERAL PATTON is watching to hard cocks.. AYY!
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on July 23, 2006, 12:51:56 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
I deleted all the post about phone numbers. Do any of you realize, the implications, of posting, or allowing, kids to post their phone numbers?

I am frankly shocked, that management would let this happen.

Do not let any kids post their phone numbers or allow members to repost such. You all should know better!




Comeon Bone hes not a kid, hes a damn teenager. He put up his number on http://www.burningdawn.co.nr/ any idiot that would put up his own number is asking for it. We have all said and done worse things than this so why would you be frankly shocked? If i could remember Bone you asked an 8 year old about niggers (Riley) and so on, on vent....Not starting shit just letting you know.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Partyboy on July 23, 2006, 01:17:15 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* |LAAZT1K|03
Comeon Bone hes not a kid, hes a damn teenager. He put up his number on http://www.burningdawn.co.nr/ any idiot that would put up his own number is asking for it. We have all said and done worse things than this so why would you be frankly shocked? If i could remember Bone you asked an 8 year old about niggers (Riley) and so on, on vent....Not starting shit just letting you know.



Ha i was on a server once (when we still had them) under a different name and he was on there trying to give out "HIS" hack which turned out to be the dazzler....LAW L. Then he was telling me about his Private hack and it had tags and map....Roflcop ter. Oh and to get the hack you had to join.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 23, 2006, 02:06:50 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
OK General Patton - I have merged all of your links into one thread, and renamed it after you.  It is fine to post videos or whatever from time to time, we all do it, and that is why we have the media section.  But everyone is tired of you posting a new video every 2 hours, several times a day.  So why don't you just save them all and post them in 1 thread from now on, please.

This is your last warning and if it happens again your posting rights will be suspended.

lolz this was gonna be my idea 2 just give me my one and only media thread lolz thanx beetle:p
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on July 23, 2006, 09:20:09 PM
I was talking to an 8yo about niggers on vent... Hmmm nope dont recall that one.

The point is lazlo "IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO COLLECT OR OBTAIN INFORMATION OR TO REPRODUCE SUCH INFORMATION OF ANY PERSON UNDER THE AGE OF 13 WITHOUT PARENTAL PERMISSION" And I do not believe his parents or the 8yo he also listed would like to have their phone numbers posted all over the web.

I can not help or control what goes on outside of mafia nore so I care but in here "WE HAVE RULES OF OUR HOST TO FOLLOW" now private information protected by some means to keep the public out can hold and store such info just not to the public.

And lazlo no shit started.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on July 23, 2006, 09:48:18 PM
You're right Bone I took it the wrong way. Sorry. / Anyway fuck you PATTON YOU DUMB PATHETIC PUNY BITCH :). Im done now.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on July 23, 2006, 09:57:16 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
I was talking to an 8yo about niggers on vent... Hmmm nope dont recall that one.


lol not taking sides but i do remember that! it was funny but i think you were drunk at the time so it doesnt count
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on July 23, 2006, 10:35:39 PM
jesus! that kid looks like he's 12!
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 24, 2006, 04:35:51 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
I was talking to an 8yo about niggers on vent... Hmmm nope dont recall that one.

The point is lazlo "IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO COLLECT OR OBTAIN INFORMATION OR TO REPRODUCE SUCH INFORMATION OF ANY PERSON UNDER THE AGE OF 13 WITHOUT PARENTAL PERMISSION" And I do not believe his parents or the 8yo he also listed would like to have their phone numbers posted all over the web.

I can not help or control what goes on outside of mafia nore so I care but in here "WE HAVE RULES OF OUR HOST TO FOLLOW" now private information protected by some means to keep the public out can hold and store such info just not to the public.

And lazlo no shit started.

...i am 13 lolz and laaz...which kid looks 12...me?????i was 12 when that pic was taken :p i'm 13 now...and yeah i look like shit cause i was skiing real fast and smashed into a tree earlier that day:( lol
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on July 24, 2006, 12:29:13 PM
Quote from: General Patton
...i am 13 lolz and laaz...which kid looks 12...me?????i was 12 when that pic was taken :p i'm 13 now...and yeah i look like shit cause i was skiing real fast and smashed into a tree earlier that day:( lol



so your the kid that said he would kill me? god if i saw you in real life id beat the fuck out of you
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on July 24, 2006, 01:48:54 PM
Lol i wish a 13 year old kid would start a fight with me in real life..
Title: that was you?!
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 24, 2006, 02:43:13 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Milky Way
so your the kid that said he would kill me? god if i saw you in real life id beat the fuck out of you

wait that was you on the trail?! god damn...you looked like a woman...
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: KaTaLySt on July 24, 2006, 03:05:46 PM
wow his posting rights are suspended. kudos to whomever has done it.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Elliott Smith on July 24, 2006, 03:14:59 PM
Quote from: General Patton
...i am 13 lolz and laaz...which kid looks 12...me?????i was 12 when that pic was taken :p i'm 13 now...and yeah i look like shit cause i was skiing real fast and smashed into a tree earlier that day:( lol

He looks like a wet, open snatch!
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on July 24, 2006, 09:27:27 PM
Patton you should post a pic of yourself.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on July 25, 2006, 02:51:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF1_QfJQdjk&NR
lol deer thing lolz
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 25, 2006, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: General Patton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF1_QfJQdjk&NR
lol deer thing lolz

i thought his posting was suspended?
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 25, 2006, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
i thought his posting was suspended?

I thought the same thing, but there was one part missing, which I have taken care of...
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on July 25, 2006, 06:41:44 PM
yeah no wonder, cuz i kept seeing him post around.  man he might make a new account.  haha, we should make it so that u cant make an account with the name general patton anywhere in it. like it is to new people that want to register with the mafia tags, it's just not possible for them.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Koekiemonster on July 26, 2006, 01:53:01 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
I thought the same thing, but there was one part missing, which I have taken care of...


Beetle can't you make this a permanent thing, the suspended posting of General Dickface I mean. And for that matter do the same to everyone under 16 (or acts like that) on this forum. It is still a Forum about the Battlefield series and on the boxcover of the game it says 16+ ...
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 26, 2006, 07:49:14 AM
Quote from: Koekiemonster
on the boxcover of the game it says 16+ ...

no it jsut says "T" for teen in america... meaning anyone 13 and older can buy it without their parents.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Koekiemonster on July 26, 2006, 09:47:13 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
no it jsut says "T" for teen in america... meaning anyone 13 and older can buy it without their parents.


Lol Blak, or are you serious?? It really is 16+ in Holland, here is the proof of it ...
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 26, 2006, 09:59:35 AM
Quote from: Koekiemonster
Lol Blak, or are you serious?? It really is 16+ in Holland, here is the proof of it ...

i see no proof.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Koekiemonster on July 26, 2006, 11:46:48 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
i see no proof.


Sorry about that, but check again. The photo was over 1 mb and apparently wouldn't upload so I made it smaller ...
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 26, 2006, 02:31:39 PM
Quote from: Koekiemonster
Sorry about that, but check again. The photo was over 1 mb and apparently wouldn't upload so I made it smaller ...

ya thats weird, you only have to be 13 here, i think anyway...
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 26, 2006, 05:45:36 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
ya thats weird, you only have to be 13 here, i think anyway...

Yeah I think you're right.  But its the same way with movies, you can't see PG-13 movies here unless you are 13, OR with an adult.  That doesn't mean you can't see the movie at all, you just have to be with someone.  Just because you can't buy the game BF1942, doesn't mean you can't play it.  I do agree though, I'd like to see less kiddies posting here and a more mature atmosphere...

(http://www.at-mix.de/images/glossar/battlefield-1942.jpg)
(http://www.secondeguerre.net/images/media/divertissement/bf1942-cover.jpg)
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 26, 2006, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Just because you can't buy the game BF1942, doesn't mean you can't play it.
well, thats kinda a givin... obviously some mommy's are gonna go buy their kids they games they want.
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: Koekiemonster on July 26, 2006, 11:10:36 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Yeah I think you're right.  But its the same way with movies, you can't see PG-13 movies here unless you are 13, OR with an adult.  That doesn't mean you can't see the movie at all, you just have to be with someone...

So next time you should ask him (General Burdon) if his daddy is right beside him when he is making a post in this forum, and if he says no then he gets BANNED for live haha ;)
Title: General Pattons Links
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on July 27, 2006, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
well, thats kinda a givin... obviously some mommy's are gonna go buy their kids they games they want.

Yeah I know, I was explaining that to Koekiemonster because he was acting like you have to be 16 to have anything to do with Battlefield 1942.