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Title: Message of the Day!
Post by: Partyboy on August 06, 2006, 08:22:13 PM
I finally got the answer to the message of the day! its real hard.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 06, 2006, 08:40:28 PM
it's pretty much the same as "if a tree in a forrest falls and no one is there to hear it, did it really fall?"
same principle i think.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 06, 2006, 08:41:00 PM
Your father's sister sister-in-law is your.....
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 06, 2006, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
Your father's sister sister-in-law is your.....

uncle's sister.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 06, 2006, 08:52:20 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
uncle's sister.


Your uncles sister would be your fathers sister so it just becomes even more redundant... like your face! oh!
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 06, 2006, 09:29:25 PM
but...but....F UCK! I've been juked!
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on August 06, 2006, 09:37:57 PM
The universal message is:

Phantom has the biggest penis.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Partyboy on August 06, 2006, 09:38:36 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
it's pretty much the same as "if a tree in a forrest falls and no one is there to hear it, did it really fall?"
same principle i think.



Well what else would it do. If your walking through the park and you see a fallen tree, it means it fell. It could of fallen from anything though. so yeah...
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 06, 2006, 09:39:11 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
The universal message is:

Phantom has the biggest penis.

you forgot to add "of migits" at the end.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 06, 2006, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Partyboy
Well what else would it do. If your walking through the park and you see a fallen tree, it means it fell. It could of fallen from anything though. so yeah...

i didn't put "if you see a fallen tree"
re-read what i put originally, mayhaps balth can re-word this/explain?
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 07, 2006, 10:10:35 AM
so the earlobes make the sound? lol









j/k bonehead, i know earlobes amplify, and the ear drums makes u hear the sound.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 07, 2006, 10:21:55 AM
i got today's answer,
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Partyboy on August 07, 2006, 12:49:22 PM
is it 8
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 07, 2006, 01:37:54 PM
i think it is, well that was my answer was
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: HaVoK on August 07, 2006, 01:46:01 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
The universal message is:

Phantom has the biggest penis.


Did you do a comparison with an Asian or Balthazar to come up with that?
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Partyboy on August 07, 2006, 01:46:24 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ChrisDaKilla
i think it is, well that was my answer was

 seems to easy though.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Unregistered on August 07, 2006, 02:27:31 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
i didn't put "if you see a fallen tree"
re-read what i put originally, mayhaps balth can re-word this/explain?

you screwed it up.
it's if a tree falls and no one hears it, did it make a sound?
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 07, 2006, 03:26:33 PM
Quote from: Unregistered
you screwed it up.
it's if a tree falls and no one hears it, did it make a sound?


Ever heard of clever sarcasm or perhaps satire? I'm guessing not. Go kill yourself for wasting my oxygen.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 08, 2006, 11:42:59 PM
If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?



I believe peacocks don't lay eggs... but peahens do.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on August 09, 2006, 01:14:23 AM
All this cock talk is making me..
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Elliott Smith on August 09, 2006, 07:22:56 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
Ever heard of clever sarcasm or perhaps satire? I'm guessing not. Go kill yourself for wasting my oxygen.

That was me.  He did screw it up.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 09, 2006, 07:43:42 AM
fight, fight fight fight fight fight
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Rahl on August 09, 2006, 07:52:31 AM
Oh, oh, I know the answer to today's message thingy.

Peacocks don't lay eggs.  Peahens do, but not the cock, so there is no egg to claim.









Cock.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on August 09, 2006, 07:57:15 AM
HEY elliott, and rahl wuz up. How u been.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 09, 2006, 08:33:16 AM
so peahens huh.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 09, 2006, 09:45:47 AM
me and balth tag teamed that answer. so we win! do i get a cookie now? if so, i want a peanut butter cookie with M&M's on it, and some sprinkles and tootsie rolls.
Title: Re: Message of the Day!
Post by: Rahl on August 09, 2006, 12:07:16 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* |LAAZT1K|03
HEY elliott, and rahl wuz up. How u been.

I've been just fine my good friend.  Just working hard -- hahahahaha!  I'm generally on around midnight CST, so maybe I'll see ya over the next few days.

In the meantime, I love you.