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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Phantom on November 17, 2006, 03:50:20 AM
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Mission: To bombard retarded civilians with water balloons in an immature, teenaged fashion.
K, so my brother comes home at 3:00 am pst drunk with a few of his friends. They came up with the brilliant idea of throwing water balloons at all the people sleeping in front of BEST BUY waiting for PLAYSTATION 3 to come out in the morning.
They needed another "thrower" to chuck water balloons at the sleeping customers so I tagged along with them. We filled up some water balloons at my house first and then hopped in my brother's friend's car and headed towards the store.
No joke, there were about 50-60 people sleeping in front of BEST BUY when we first did our scan, including a few fat, worthless security guards. We drove up nice and calmly with balloons in our hands and hoods on our heads. My brother yelled "NINTENDO WII MOTHERFUCKERS!" (to oppose the new ps3) and we initiated our attack. We only threw about 6 balloons (2 a piece) and then booked it through a red light to avoid any security that might want to chase us. I hit some dude in a sleeping bag dead on and the balloon didn't pop so i would imagine that it stung like a bitch. The other one I threw hit the ground and splashed a few people. I didn't see what kind of damage the other balloons did but everyone said that their balloons made solid hits.
Right when we thought we were home free, a cop passes right by us. Luckily he was only doing a neighborhood check and didn't stop us.
Mission status: Very successful.
Message: Don't be a fucking stupid idiot and sleep on the street waiting for a dumb toy that will be obsolete in a few months.
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Mission: Go kill yourself
So after reading this worthless post I recommended on the forums that phantom should kill himself for being so god damn emo and retarded.
LAWL, but seriously... Sounds like fun, if only you all would have taped that shit.
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Paintball guns work better :) or balloons filled with stink juice.
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Ya why didn't you use a painball gun. Next time you do this, tape it, I'm always up for a good laugh lol.
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you only threw 6? with 4 people? i woulda thrown 12 alone.
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WTF that was you!
Well im going to go camp out next week till January when the new World of Warcraft Expansion comes out
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Haha! Bad luck partyboy! but seriously... Who wants to sleep outside a store just to get a new game or something like that?!?!?
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did anyone check out on eBay the prices of that shit? up to 7,000 dollars....peo ple with more money than sense.
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Ha i was talking to my friends at school about this. Why would you wait outside for 3 days to get a game when you can preorder it online... noobs.
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you only threw 6? with 4 people? i woulda thrown 12 alone.
first of all you wouldn't have gone cuz you would have bitched out. secondly, we didnt have enough balloons, and lastly there were security guards in white ranger trucks outside of the store...so if we would have hesitated they would have chased us.
oh yeah...noob.
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Security guards, ponder that word. Rent a pig, there is nothing they can do to you and if they touch you give them a massive ass kicking.
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they use rent-a-cops around our theatre, all they have are batons and radios. Oh yeah, and they're all 60+ and overweight...w ith cowboy hats. Not intimidating at all, unless you're in 7th grade.
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they use rent-a-cops around our theatre, all they have are batons and radios. Oh yeah, and they're all 60+ and overweight...w ith cowboy hats. Not intimidating at all, unless you're in 7th grade.
ROFL, are they called "Wack-N-Hut" guys? my friend socked one of those guys in the face cause he was chasing him for trying to sneak into the movies, after he punched him the guy made the funniest sound ive ever heard. it was like a screaching moan... lol what a puss.
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ROFL, are they called "Wack-N-Hut" guys? my friend socked one of those guys in the face cause he was chasing him for trying to sneak into the movies, after he punched him the guy made the funniest sound ive ever heard. it was like a screaching moan... lol what a puss.
my buddy got "caught" if you will, by one of them. He was spraying a stencil in a parking garage and the gaurd saw him, chased him to his car, then jumped on the back of it and said "if you back up, i'll charge you with assault!" so he backed up at like 1mph then tookoff down the levels of the garage and escaped that fatass....path etic, he didn't even memerize the license plate...he was probably senile.
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Mission: To bombard retarded civilians with water balloons in an immature, teenaged fashion.
K, so my brother comes home at 3:00 am pst drunk with a few of his friends. They came up with the brilliant idea of throwing water balloons at all the people sleeping in front of BEST BUY waiting for PLAYSTATION 3 to come out in the morning.
They needed another "thrower" to chuck water balloons at the sleeping customers so I tagged along with them. We filled up some water balloons at my house first and then hopped in my brother's friend's car and headed towards the store.
No joke, there were about 50-60 people sleeping in front of BEST BUY when we first did our scan, including a few fat, worthless security guards. We drove up nice and calmly with balloons in our hands and hoods on our heads. My brother yelled "NINTENDO WII MOTHERFUCKERS!" (to oppose the new ps3) and we initiated our attack. We only threw about 6 balloons (2 a piece) and then booked it through a red light to avoid any security that might want to chase us. I hit some dude in a sleeping bag dead on and the balloon didn't pop so i would imagine that it stung like a bitch. The other one I threw hit the ground and splashed a few people. I didn't see what kind of damage the other balloons did but everyone said that their balloons made solid hits.
Right when we thought we were home free, a cop passes right by us. Luckily he was only doing a neighborhood check and didn't stop us.
Mission status: Very successful.
Message: Don't be a fucking stupid idiot and sleep on the street waiting for a dumb toy that will be obsolete in a few months.
You really of useda paintball gun or bought a bucket of paint! Or get a B'B gun rifle pump about 100 times and snipe or daisy shitty spring loads. Or get a real gun and kill the fuckers.
*MAFIA* Wasserfaller did anyone check out on eBay the prices of that shit? up to 7,000 dollars....peo ple with more money than sense.
On the news , they said someone bought one for $20k. To much anyways but MGS4 and RE5 will kick ass! since then im getting Wii.
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Phantom, you are my hero.!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i would not have bitched out. i certanily would not be scared of some renta cops like you pussys.
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lol! i smell a bitch!
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gios not in here
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they use rent-a-cops around our theatre, all they have are batons and radios. Oh yeah, and they're all 60+ and overweight...w ith cowboy hats. Not intimidating at all, unless you're in 7th grade.
lol in my town they have 9mm's and tazor guns that they shoot you with after the peper spray you
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lol in my town they have 9mm's and tazor guns that they shoot you with after the peper spray you
Fresno? You're trying to pretend fresno's a hardcore place? It's about as hardcore as bakersfield or chico. And by hardcore i mean filled with dumb hicks that live in a town that smells of ass. No joke, it's called the butthole of california for a reason folks.
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haha its just full of stupid border hoppin' motherfuckers was my point
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you fucking retards are obvioulsy missing the point. I am trying to explain that what we did was something a bunch of 12 year olds would have done. And that doing it made us feel like a bunch of 12 year olds again so we handled everything like a bunch of 12 year olds again. Kinda like reliving your childhood. It's not about, "oh i would have beaten those security guards up cuz i'm TOUGH! roar!."
Just imagine going out and tee-peeing a house right now, half of the fun is about being all stealthy and shit. Even though you can probably beat up the 65 year olds that live in the house, it is still fun to be sneaky about it and trying not to get caught.
So bottom line, you're all gay.
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ok ok u dont have to get all snappy and shit sometimes topics just vere off course
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Fuck you phantom.
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Well fuck you too nigger! No tummy sticks for you tonight bitch!
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I say we lock phantom in a cage with a starving blood thirsty wolverine.
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I say we lock phantom in a cage with a starving blood thirsty wolverine.
if by wolverine you mean me, then yes.
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if by wolverine you mean me, then yes.
LOL!
That little girl gonna get tea bagged!OMG that siggy funny.
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LOL Phantom. That is one mission that I would have volunteerd for. Why the fuck would anyone pay those fucking crazy prices. I would rather take that money and get a couple of hookers. Atleast then I will enjoy getting fucked.