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Title: Speeding Ticket...
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on December 17, 2006, 02:09:06 PM
Well i got my first speeding ticket today for going 55 mph in a 45 mph area  

150 dollar fine :(
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Post by: BobbyKnight333 on December 17, 2006, 02:19:39 PM
LoL. I am 15 so I only have my permit and my parents are like right there to fuck me up if I go to fast.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on December 17, 2006, 02:27:34 PM
ahahahaha ive gone 115 and not gotten a ticket!!!!!!! hahahaha.
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Post by: HaVoK on December 17, 2006, 02:27:50 PM
I got one for going 73 in a 55..... $178.  I don't speed that much anymore.  :(
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Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on December 17, 2006, 02:51:30 PM
I've never got a ticket but wrote off 2 cars under the influence. 1st time my friend decided to hide my car after I gave him the keys in a pool hall to get his jacket so he drove it over a 6 foot dip in the car park and broke off the right front wheel. The Dumbass had to pay for hire cars for me for 2 weeks till it was fixed.
Second time after a long drinking session a pal convinced me to let him try drivin my car and it turned into me showing him how to do hand break turns in a sleepy neighbourhood in the early hours anyway way we finished a 360 turn by hitting the curb and bent a wheel inwards. After That the car was screechin so loudly, not that we noticed cos the sterio was on full blast and someone called the police and we got busted. Luckily my friend ran, I switched seats and I didn't get arrested, and the cops spent the night lookin for his ass. lol
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on December 17, 2006, 04:44:25 PM
that sucks, i myself have never gotten any tickets but i've been so close to getting them that i'm afraid to speed now.

i do drive intoxicated sometimes so that's not good either...
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Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on December 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM
I got ya'll beat.  I got a DWI on a crotch rocket.  Don't drink and ride your friends bike and not know where the insurance is.  FUCK!!!! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!!!
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Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on December 17, 2006, 05:00:39 PM
79 in a 65 on Interstate 95 in Virginia.  $120.

Warning for 79 in 65 on 231 in Alabama.  Warning.

I don't speed more than 7mph over, much, anymore.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 17, 2006, 05:43:11 PM
Cops here will let you go with anything.  I go about 10-35 over the speed limit all the time.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 17, 2006, 05:58:26 PM
Pffft, I did 135+ in a park straight. The ranger tried to chase me but I hit public before he could even flip his lights on lol! 88 Pontiac firebird with a 454, 6 speed trans.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on December 17, 2006, 06:43:48 PM
110 in the beamer, interstate 75 north. Didn't get caught.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 17, 2006, 08:13:47 PM
I have this sick sense when i think cops are around... i swear its fucking weird, i slow down when i feel it and more often then not there is a fucking pig (no offence lightning) around the corner... I have not once gotten a ticket.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 17, 2006, 09:00:47 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
I have this sick sense when i think cops are around... i swear its fucking weird, i slow down when i feel it and more often then not there is a fucking pig (no offence lightning) around the corner... I have not once gotten a ticket.

Teach me your secrets.
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Post by: HaVoK on December 17, 2006, 09:03:24 PM
It could possibly be the fact that you see tail-lights in front of you and everyone else is slowing down and you think...... "Wow, somethings up" so you do it also.  That might be it.... or your Gay-dar has a seperate feature.
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Post by: ThaSnyper on December 18, 2006, 10:07:12 AM
I got clocked at 129 in a 60 and he gave me a ticket for 80 becuase I was an Aggie  ;)
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on December 18, 2006, 05:46:01 PM
An aggie where i live is A&T, an all black college.

And their football was in the news for losing 108 to 32 in a football game. lol
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 18, 2006, 07:16:53 PM
Quote from: HaVoK
It could possibly be the fact that you see tail-lights in front of you and everyone else is slowing down and you think...... "Wow, somethings up" so you do it also.  That might be it.... or your Gay-dar has a seperate feature.

No actually when noone is around i "feel" it, kinda like a clue, a raging one.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 18, 2006, 07:49:32 PM
topped out an 83 rabbit at 90ish, didn't get caught.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on December 18, 2006, 08:45:59 PM
I was going 115 in my f-150 on the 71 freeway at midnight on the way home from a party.  It's a really empty freeway so you can just gun it for a good 5 miles. No ticket :)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 18, 2006, 09:47:02 PM
115? in an f150? lol that ford piece O shit would fall apart before 80!
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on December 19, 2006, 12:06:33 AM
rofl, man i love driving at night, in the freeways, no traffic, makes way for a good raceway
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Post by: STAG on December 19, 2006, 10:14:30 AM
Or Drifting At Night In Sleepy Neiborhoods

:mafia_smile4:
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 19, 2006, 01:58:15 PM
You know lightning spends most of his time trying to beat his record at speed beating ;)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on December 19, 2006, 10:11:04 PM
Quote from: STAG
Or Drifting At Night In Sleepy Neiborhoods

:mafia_smile4:

u do not know how to drift
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 20, 2006, 12:21:01 AM
Quote from: ChrisDaKilla
u do not know how to drift

hey, i've seen fast and the furious, i know everything about drifting and street racing, and that all honda's come factory installed with nitrous kits in the steering columns. Only noobs don't know that.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 20, 2006, 08:09:39 AM
I've drifted in my Explorer before.  I was going about 50 and it had rained earlier that day.  So when I went around the turn I got about half way through it before the automatic 4x4 kicked in.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on December 21, 2006, 06:12:59 AM
A similar thing happened to me, I was drivin parralel to a buddy when I hit some black ice and ended up doing a 540 through some traffic lights. Luckily the road was dead quiet and I didn't hit anything,  Scary stuff!!!!
(http://www.mafiafreeservices.com/rih/accounts/8/accident.gif)
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Post by: STAG on December 21, 2006, 06:56:57 AM
Quote from: ChrisDaKilla
u do not know how to drift

I know im not very good yet but i am learnin .


by the way nice animation Surfer
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 21, 2006, 05:49:40 PM
Quote from: Dune Surfer
A similar thing happened to me, I was drivin parralel to a buddy when I hit some black ice and ended up doing a 540 through some traffic lights. Luckily the road was dead quiet and I didn't hit anything,  Scary stuff!!!!
(http://www.mafiafreeservices.com/rih/accounts/8/accident.gif)

that was an awesome animation
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Post by: STAG on December 21, 2006, 07:13:37 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
that was an awesome animation



hehe lol Fuck You Dude
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 21, 2006, 08:46:30 PM
? fuck him for what ? you got my attention now little man...
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on December 21, 2006, 09:35:13 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* MeZmoriZe
I've drifted in my Explorer before.  I was going about 50 and it had rained earlier that day.  So when I went around the turn I got about half way through it before the automatic 4x4 kicked in.
lol that's just sliding, here is what happens, u hit a tight corner, so u turn towards the way the road is going, hit the hand brake, accelerate after releasing the hand brake, turn the steering wheel opposite of the turn and then repeat for a multi drift, if not set steering whell back to center position, your drifting 101 lesson
looks like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPig7ruZ-g4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJopJ1rl1uA&NR
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 21, 2006, 09:49:04 PM
Fuck that gook shit.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 21, 2006, 10:16:13 PM
Quote from: STAG
hehe lol Fuck You Dude

What the shit is your problem you little stain? And why the hell do You Capitalize Every One Of Your Words? -rep for being the lowest grade fucktard imaginable.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 22, 2006, 05:39:10 AM
Quote from: ChrisDaKilla
lol that's just sliding, here is what happens, u hit a tight corner, so u turn towards the way the road is going, hit the hand brake, accelerate after releasing the hand brake, turn the steering wheel opposite of the turn and then repeat for a multi drift, if not set steering whell back to center position, your drifting 101 lesson
looks like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPig7ruZ-g4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJopJ1rl1uA&NR

No, I did mine on purpose.  It wasn't an accident.
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Post by: STAG on December 22, 2006, 07:36:14 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
? fuck him for what ? you got my attention now little man...


Naa I didn't Mean To Offend Anyone . He Was Just Makin Fun Of Me

Quote from: ChrisDaKilla
lol that's just sliding, here is what happens, u hit a tight corner, so u turn towards the way the road is going, hit the hand brake, accelerate after releasing the hand brake, turn the steering wheel opposite of the turn and then repeat for a multi drift, if not set steering whell back to center position, your drifting 101 lesson
looks like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPig7ruZ-g4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJopJ1rl1uA&NR


lol A Third Of Those Cars Didnt Even Drift.
But It Was Cool To Watch Thx

Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
What the shit is your problem you little stain? And why the hell do You Capitalize Every One Of Your Words? -rep for being the lowest grade fucktard imaginable.


I Like To Do It Cause I Think It Looks More Professional. And Why The Hell Do You Give A Shit How I Wright ?
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Post by: Boemann (nl) on December 22, 2006, 08:33:25 AM
Quote from: STAG
I Like To Do It Cause I Think It Looks More Professional. And Why The Hell Do You Give A Shit How I Wright ?

Dude go spam somewhere else, this is not in te spam section, so don't tripplepost please...
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Post by: Twisted on December 22, 2006, 11:23:15 AM
wow a triple post. EDIT EDIT EDIT
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 22, 2006, 07:58:51 PM
Stag you jackass, i didn't make fun of you. Secondly, capitalizing all your words don't make you look professional at all, especially if you post retarded shit.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 22, 2006, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: STAG
Wright ?

Write.  English; Learn it, speak it, or go back to Mexico.
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Post by: *MAFIA* The Cp on December 23, 2006, 02:19:56 AM
LOL i got sometime's the same problem ..
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Post by: Elliott Smith on December 23, 2006, 09:23:16 AM
i let a bitch drive my suv, and she hydroplaned into the median where we slid sideways at 70mph for 1000ft on the bumpy grass. probably should have flipped. and my friend was in the backseat getting a handjob from a dog and not wearing a seatbelt. also one time i went 400 mph down death valley in a pair of sparkly roller blades with ribbons flowing off of my hair. and another time i went fast when i accidentally fell out of an airplane except luckily i had a grocery bag on my nutsack to use as a parachute.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on December 23, 2006, 09:43:04 AM
Quote from: Elliott Smith
400 mph down death valley in a pair of sparkly roller blades with ribbons flowing off of my hair
LMAO, what a vision + rep
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Post by: Twisted on December 23, 2006, 10:19:07 AM
Quote from: Elliott Smith
 and my friend was in the backseat getting a handjob from a dog\


hahaha right on. i love handjobs from dogs
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Post by: STAG on December 23, 2006, 11:15:46 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
Stag you jackass, i didn't make fun of you. Secondly, capitalizing all your words don't make you look professional at all, especially if you post retarded shit.

Shit sorry dude i didn't mean to make you so fuckin mad did you notice the lol hehe ? that means it's all in good fun . And i wont capatalize all my words anymore fuckin chill.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 23, 2006, 11:58:06 PM
Quote from: Elliott Smith
another time i went fast when i accidentally fell out of an airplane except luckily i had a grocery bag on my nutsack to use as a parachute.

i hate it when that happens....
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Post by: Angel Of Hell on January 02, 2007, 08:51:01 PM
120 in 2005 toyota silica didnt get caught
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Post by: Angel Of Hell on January 02, 2007, 08:57:46 PM
roffle at wasser :-P
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Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on January 02, 2007, 09:15:23 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Angel Of Hell
120 in 2005 toyota silica didnt get caught

Video games don't count in this.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on January 02, 2007, 09:36:23 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Angel Of Hell
120 in 2005 toyota silica didnt get caught

hmmm, never heard of that car, maybe u mean a celica....lol
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Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on January 03, 2007, 10:45:28 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* --
Can this thread get any older and more pointless?

Do something about it then, Arnold.
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Post by: Twisted on January 03, 2007, 01:05:17 PM
Camel Jizz All Over Phantom