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*MAFIA* => Flame => Topic started by: Hungry on December 17, 2006, 05:44:35 PM

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Post by: Hungry on December 17, 2006, 05:44:35 PM
Hey you "Mafia" people, one of my friends is in a clan, and he said you posted dead animal porn and animals that were shot with a crossbow...you forgot to mention that, guys.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 17, 2006, 05:46:06 PM
[DOA] sucks.  That's all that needs to be said.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 17, 2006, 05:52:31 PM
DOA you know stands for "Does Only Asses"
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Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 17, 2006, 05:58:56 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
DOA you know stands for "Does Only Asses"


i am VERY disappointed with DOA the cops have still never came to my house for all the porn i put on the forum! pirate kept saying something was gonna happen but nothing did... fucking liar
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Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on December 17, 2006, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: Hungry
Hey you "Mafia" people, one of my friends is in a clan, and he said you posted dead animal porn and animals that were shot with a crossbow...you forgot to mention that, guys.

First of the whole,"Hey you "Mafia" people". is pretty cunty.  You mother fucker!!!  What is so great about dead animal porn, you freak?  I am just trying to figure out what type of people chat here.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on December 17, 2006, 06:55:13 PM
Quote from: Hungry
Hey you "Mafia" people, one of my friends is in a clan, and he said you posted dead animal porn and animals that were shot with a crossbow...you forgot to mention that, guys.


Should this really be under flame? Sounds more like spam to me, but hey if it's flame you want then it's flame you'll get...

Steps you should take before constructing a flame thread.

1. Write a disturbing note to your mother explaining to her that you don't want to live in a world that doesn't accept prepubescent homosexuals and have decided to kill yourself.

2. Rape the closest animal you can find (If no animal can be found a violent masturbation session will suffice)

3. Off yourself with a rusty spoon and leave yourself bleeding in the moonlight

4. Repeat if necessary.
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Post by: HaVoK on December 17, 2006, 07:50:00 PM
Lol, this is the 10 year old kid on the DOA forums who's parents get upset if there are swear words on the screen or skantily clothed women.  My response: [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]FUCK, SHIT, ASS, BASTARD, NIGGER, JEW, CUNT, PENIS[/COLOR][/SIZE]

(http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/510/alball9.jpg)
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on December 17, 2006, 09:11:39 PM
Hmm isnt this a old thread?
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Post by: Partyboy on December 17, 2006, 09:20:50 PM
You can check the date
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on December 17, 2006, 10:59:33 PM
I love dead animals, you don't have to worry about them biting your cock off. Plus you can position them any way you like.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 17, 2006, 11:08:02 PM
Just like phantom, oh yeah!
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Post by: Hungry on December 18, 2006, 05:47:29 AM
Wow...you guys are just...wow...y ou guys are demented in the head..seriousl y...

It amazes me why you guys still exist. your like...wow...
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 18, 2006, 08:07:49 AM
Quote from: Hungry
Wow...you guys are just...wow...y ou guys are demented in the head..seriousl y...

It amazes me why you guys still exist. your like...wow...
You're like...gay.  Come back when your balls drop, you high-pitched, prepubescent boy.  Actually, scratch the first part.  Just don't come back ever again.
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Post by: Hungry on December 18, 2006, 03:44:11 PM
Dude, mezmorize!! YOU USED TO BE IN DOA!! Why are you burning up one of your old fav clans? it doesn't make since...and yes, i used the verb incorrectilly. shut up. You guys come back when you get more hair and put away the vibrator.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 18, 2006, 04:52:11 PM
Quote from: Hungry
Dude, mezmorize!! YOU USED TO BE IN DOA!! Why are you burning up one of your old fav clans? it doesn't make since...and yes, i used the verb incorrectilly. shut up. You guys come back when you get more hair and put away the vibrator.

? im drunk and that didnt even make sense, i bet it would make even less sense not drunk
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on December 18, 2006, 04:52:37 PM
Quote from: Hungry
Why am I such a faggot?



Your answer is as good as mine. But don't you worry your little head, i've got a solution. It's only  a few simple steps so even you can understand. Hell, i'll even include pictures.

Steps:

(http://images.43things.com/place/00/04/32/275130lr.jpg)

Grasp much like how you would grasp your fathers penis when he tells you it's a lollipop. Pull trigger.

Repeat if necessary.
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Post by: Ransom on December 18, 2006, 04:56:52 PM
Quote from: Hungry
Dude, mezmorize!! YOU USED TO BE IN DOA!! Why are you burning up one of your old fav clans?  You guys come back when you get more hair and put away the vibrator.


MEZ!!! Did you forget that DOA was your favorite clan?!!! ZOMG!!  Please leave before you make a bigger fool out of yourself.
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Post by: MeZmoriZe on December 18, 2006, 07:15:47 PM
Quote from: Hungry
Dude, mezmorize!! YOU USED TO BE IN DOA!! Why are you burning up one of your old fav clans? it doesn't make since...and yes, i used the verb incorrectilly. shut up. You guys come back when you get more hair and put away the vibrator.

Hungry, I never liked [DOA].  When all the cool members left(Brice, Tyler, Eric, Kyle), it was pretty much complete suckage.  Now all the people that are in it are men in their late 40's and prepubescent preteens.  Ha, yeah, [DOA] is really great.  Something else about your post caught my eye, about us coming back after blah blah blah...yeah, that.  Why would we leave?  This is our forum, we're not going anywhere.  Oh sure, I'll put the vibrator back where I found it...in your mom.


P.S.: [DOA] sucks.
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Post by: Twisted on December 18, 2006, 07:32:55 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
Your answer is as good as mine. But don't you worry your little head, i've got a solution. It's only  a few simple steps so even you can understand. Hell, i'll even include pictures.

Steps:

(http://images.43things.com/place/00/04/32/275130lr.jpg)

Grasp much like how you would grasp your fathers penis when he tells you it's a lollipop. Pull trigger.

Repeat if necessary.



wahoahahahhh, is Balthy running out of ways to suicide!?!? It Cant Be
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Post by: HaVoK on December 18, 2006, 09:03:32 PM
Want to see something funny?  LOL

(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1374/ownagetp6.jpg)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 18, 2006, 09:44:12 PM
Wow you an admin at doa? if so fucking traitor!!!
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Post by: HaVoK on December 18, 2006, 10:11:55 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Wow you an admin at doa? if so fucking traitor!!!


Lol, NO WAY!  It's called friends.  :)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 19, 2006, 01:55:10 AM
I know blacksheep took you into his special place, and touched you, But still!