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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: the edge on February 02, 2007, 10:59:53 PM
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Well guys, after putting a few Man Laws together, I've decided to put some thought into 'what rules women live by'... I am sure lots of you came across women who will fit into this pattern by the way they treat us :)...
Roshan probably won't be able to relate to all this, as most likely he doesn't know what a woman is. Yet.
So here goes:
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstandi ng which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandi ng.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
Feel free to contribute :)
Roshan - feel free to be excluded haha!
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-If someone leaves the toilet seat up you get to slamm it down and break it
-Your never wrong so an apology is a foreign concept
-Complement me if I've every changed what I'm wearing or had a hair cut otherwise see me sulk for 24 hours
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Sounds alot like my mom...
And i got no rules to contribute. lol.
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Roshan probably won't be able to relate to all this, as most likely he doesn't know what a woman is. Yet.
Eh, you're right. I don't know what you are. Yet. So Mr. Product Engineer, go make yourself another sex toy and use it till it bleeds.
Anyways, quit complaining cuz it's very childish.
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Roshan, my young and undeveloped critic.... Flaming and Smack Talking is a Two-Way street... So if you are having problems riding it, maybe you should stick to a little tricycle and use the sidewalks...
Just saying :)
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So if you are having problems riding it, maybe you should stick to a little tricycle and use the sidewalks...
Just saying :)
True, will do. After all, sidewalks are much safer than the road and this way, I won't get a ticket for going fast. Thanks for your concern.
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Ahh... What can I say... Always looking out for my fellow Humans ;)
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Ahh... What can I say... Always looking out for my fellow Humans ;)
Picking fights with MAFIANS isnt gonna get you anywhere around here... Try to keep it to a minimum.
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........not going to touch this subject with a 10 foot pole, but might with a 9 foot cannon........ ......
LOLOL
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Who the fuck it is "the edge" fucker and why does he think he can come here and talk shit?
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Who the fuck it is "the edge" fucker and why does he think he can come here and talk shit?
I think he's just joking around and/or defending himself. But listen to Blakjax, try not to pick fights with *MAFIANS*, not because we are superior, but its not going to get you anyone other than disliked and owned.
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I don't have a woman law but i have a good sexist joke for ya...
Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow was already taken! LAWL
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When asking " Does this dress makes me look fat? ", a woman expects to hear " on no honey, you are gorgeous"...
This is the wrong reply.. The correct one is " It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's YOU who makes YOU look fat"..
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a womens rule that i have learned through out my ventures in this world. most of them will not do ATM. for all you monkeys that have no idea what atm is, it is ASS TO MOUTH. they will not let you stick it in their butts then blow you.