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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 03, 2007, 05:52:06 PM

Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 03, 2007, 05:52:06 PM
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."


Moral is: If you marry it, she owns it all.
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 03, 2007, 05:59:10 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."


Moral is: If you marry it, she owns it all.

haha, ya...
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on February 03, 2007, 08:38:11 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."


Moral is: If you marry it, she owns it all.





It is so fucking true.  I am working on my second divorce.  It looks like this one might get everything too.  Well except for my tuck, she can fucking die and rot in hell before i give up my trunk.  fucking whore.  DIE BITCH.  anyway, that shit is so true.  lmfao.  i love it.
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on February 03, 2007, 10:32:55 PM
get a pre-nump
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: Elliott Smith on February 03, 2007, 11:58:16 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hellraiser
she can fucking die and rot in hell before i give up my trunk butt.

you have trunk butt?
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: Boemann (nl) on February 04, 2007, 03:20:18 AM
rofls haha true :p
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on February 04, 2007, 04:45:48 AM
Quote from: Elliott Smith
you have a trunk butt?  i don't really care i love the cock!  hey bone can i suck your cock?  please. why do you make me beg for it?


Come on bone give it to him so he shuts up
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 04, 2007, 06:27:00 AM
There is no man that can satisfy his need for cock.
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: Elliott Smith on February 04, 2007, 08:54:46 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
There is no man that can satisfy his need for cock.

True, but there is a group of 30 men that could.
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: the edge on February 04, 2007, 10:48:05 AM
Quote from: Elliott Smith
True, but there is a group of 30 men that could.



 Oy Vey!
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: Elliott Smith on February 04, 2007, 04:12:15 PM
Quote from: the edge
Oy Vey!

Actually, I like my guys' wagons to be covered.
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on February 04, 2007, 09:14:59 PM
wearing a turtle neck?
Title: It is so damn true.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on February 05, 2007, 11:54:59 AM
hey edge i see your location says new jersey the rip off state.  does that mean you  like to rip men's pants off and suck thier cocks?  fagot yankee.