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Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 14, 2007, 02:45:40 PM
Isnt this just too cute... katie gave it to me after i delibretly told her to not get me shit.
(http://www.mafiafreeservices.com/ih/SSPX0262.jpg)

Oh well at least it is kinda manly haha. I will give her, her present tonight, its long and hard and full of seamen. no not a penis a toy submarine!

(http://image.bizrate.com/resize?sq=160&uid=373777903&mid=39170)
it even vibrates
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on February 14, 2007, 02:53:05 PM
Man that's a terrible gift, my girlfriend got me a present so much better than that I won't even say what it is.  And your camera sucks!  Nah, I'm glad you got something, I didn't (I don't even have a girlfriend).  What does it say above and below the "Happy Valentine's Day," anything?
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: KaTaLySt on February 14, 2007, 03:12:33 PM
i just got a card. been married for so long its gotten down to cards now, if that
Title: gifts for me
Post by: Mean Green on February 14, 2007, 03:12:49 PM
Two girls in my office asked me for advice re:what gift to give their boyfriends.  I gave the obvious answer, but other than that, what would you guys prefer?  (remember, answer something other than the obvious, please!)
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: KaTaLySt on February 14, 2007, 03:15:41 PM
edible undies is what id get em, for the ladies of course.
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 14, 2007, 03:57:36 PM
I bet momma got new chains from the girls at work ;) All I want is misfits dick in a box :p
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on February 14, 2007, 04:43:42 PM
I'll state the obvious one, time to get some vagina tonight. I got chocolates even though i don't like chocolate and it makes my tongue burn if i eat to much of it.
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: HaVoK on February 14, 2007, 04:50:25 PM
I got a new microphone from my girlfriend for Valentine's day, a bunch of candy, and a really girly homemade card.  :)

MG, I don't think guys really care what they get for Valentine's Day.  If all else fails, just get them candy or beer.  Valentine's Day is a woman's holiday and guys only want truly ONE thing.  ;)
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on February 14, 2007, 05:59:27 PM
Well, since I don't have a girlfriend I treated myself to a pack of smokes. Since they are slowly killing me I decided to fashion them into a heart... for heart disease, and love for valentines day.

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3303/heartyu1.th.jpg) (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=heartyu1.jpg)
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: Lightning on February 14, 2007, 06:17:22 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
Well, since I don't have a girlfriend I treated myself to a pack of smokes. Since they are slowly killing me I decided to fashion them into a heart... for heart disease, and love for valentines day.

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3303/heartyu1.th.jpg) (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=heartyu1.jpg)


Thats some funny shit Balth +rep for you.  I will remember this forever.  You know cigs and women do the same thing too you.
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on February 14, 2007, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
Well, since I don't have a girlfriend I treated myself to a pack of smokes. Since they are slowly killing me I decided to fashion them into a heart... for heart disease, and love for valentines day.

(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3303/heartyu1.th.jpg) (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=heartyu1.jpg)

loolowrz
Title: Valentines Day
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 14, 2007, 09:14:44 PM
What i really wouldnt mine for valentines day is a threesome with katie and one of her hot friends... that would be the best present anyone would have ever given me. haha