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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: MeZmoriZe on March 03, 2007, 06:01:32 PM
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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haha, every chuck norris joke is hilarious
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
So many Chuck Norris jokes.
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Here's something I made for my Economics class. We were supposed to make an advertisement. ..and this is all that came to me.
Page one of pamphlet:
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8757/page1vc2.png)
Page two:
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2867/page2pf5.png)
Page three:
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5060/page3zx5.png)
Oh yeah, here's another Chuck Norris fact.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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I have a feeling that the picture of chuck norris holding uzi's isn't going to go over well in a public school.
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I have a feeling that the picture of chuck norris holding uzi's isn't going to go over well in a public school.
i think chuck norris would say different
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i thought these were popular like 3 year ago?
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I have a feeling that the picture of chuck norris holding uzi's isn't going to go over well in a public school.
You know what, the school administrators can suck my penis.
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We have a sign in the stalls of our college that says Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick us in the face if we piss on the toilet seat..... I missed a little..... I'm scared. :(
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Only the tears of chuck norris can cure cancer, but he never cries.
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Only the tears of chuck norris can cure cancer, but he never cries.
And Chuck Norris can also get to 70 fast. Unlike you!
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Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasam simply by pointing at her vagina and screaming "BAM!".
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Bigfoot has a grainy 'Chuck Norris' video
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what the fuck is the big deal about chuck norris. how about steven segeal? he is the shit
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what the **** is the big deal about chuck norris. how about steven segeal? he is the ****
Actually...gir ls like Brad Pitt. Trust me.(http://www.mafiafreeservices.com/rih/accounts/6/brad_pitt_002.jpg)
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Actually...girls like Brad Pitt. Trust me.(http://www.mafiafreeservices.com/rih/accounts/6/brad_pitt_002.jpg)
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misfit has that same picture over his bed. but it has white stuff all over it and i don't think it is white out. well?????????
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Actually...girls like Brad Pitt. Trust me.
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trust me, guys like him too
and fuck steven segal that dumb indian mother fucker
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Chuck Norris doesnt have to mow his lawn, he just points at it and dares it to grow.
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what the fuck is the big deal about chuck norris. how about steven segeal? he is the shit
Claude Van Dam even rocks Steven Seagal.
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jackie chan pwns them all
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Chuck Norris - Pussy
Jean Claude - French Nigger
Steven Segal - Pussy
Jackie Chan - Nothing a baseball bat to the face wouldn't take care of
Brad Pitt - Metro Pussy
I am the only true hero bitch's.
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I guess I'm not american enough to really be into that whole 'chuck norris'. Lol, my biology teacher kinda looks like him haha.
I'm more a fan of Steven Segal myself. I've seen just about every move he plays in x10
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fuck this stupid ass chuck norris shit. hes washed up, his only work now is for a commercial about an arobic machine or something. im tired of this dragged on chuck norris crap
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Y O U H A V E G O T T O B E K I D D I N G M E
N O I A M N O T S O R R Y B U T C H U C K J U S T I S N ' T P O P U L A I R E N O U G H H E R E
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I guess I'm not american enough to really be into that whole 'chuck norris'. Lol, my biology teacher kinda looks like him haha.
I'm more a fan of Steven Segal myself. I've seen just about every move he plays in x10
Steven segal is a crackhead
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Steven's energy drink is pretty good. :) It's called Lightning Bolt.
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Claude Van Dam even rocks Steven Seagal.
Hell fuck ya. You got me. That is just becaus Van Dam is a womanizing prick. That is why he is cool. But Seagal would fuck him up in a fight.
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Steven's energy drink is pretty good. :)
energy drinks in general suck, they're just stupid reasons for middle school kids to act like crack heads, saying every 10 minutes "WOW! I feel so pumped up and full of energy after drinking this over priced bottle of Robitussin! YUM!"
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energy drinks in general suck, they're just stupid reasons for middle school kids to act like crack heads, saying every 10 minutes "WOW! I feel so pumped up and full of energy after drinking this over priced bottle of Robitussin! YUM!"
There is one energy drink that really works. You can only get it in certain areas thought. It is called "crack in a can". It makes you feel like you are unstoppable. It is freaking sweet.