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Title: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on August 20, 2007, 11:47:36 AM
Bare with me:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: Boemann (nl) on August 20, 2007, 11:50:34 AM
Whaha pwned, don't mess with animals :)
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 20, 2007, 12:03:17 PM
Right.
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 20, 2007, 12:08:19 PM
Wow that sounded like me one night.  I got so shitty drunk that I thought I could wrestle a bear naked.  Hell next thing I know me and the, what I thought was a bear, ended up having sex.  And the result, MAGGOT.
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 20, 2007, 12:10:03 PM
Rofl    thats actually not too far from the truth.






I was the bear.......... ..........wait .............w hat?
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 20, 2007, 12:14:00 PM
Was it the rare Globe headed bear? J/k Mag. Anyways, why would he wanna fuck a bear?? I hope he won whatever the bet was before he got eaten?
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 20, 2007, 12:19:06 PM
The bet was not to get eaten!!
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: Loaded on August 20, 2007, 01:17:31 PM
"his clothes lying intact inside the cage" Not sure what was going on in there, but I would have liked to see it. :-*
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 20, 2007, 01:47:39 PM
slaughter the bears, an animal takes a human life... slaughter it...
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 20, 2007, 03:05:08 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 20, 2007, 01:47:39 PM
slaughter the bears, an animal takes a human life... slaughter it...
What? fuck that, If you're dumb enough to climb into a bear cage, your deserve to be eaten.
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 20, 2007, 03:05:59 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 20, 2007, 03:05:08 PM
What? fuck that, If you're dumb enough to climb into a bear cage, your deserve to be eaten.
Beastiality?
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 20, 2007, 03:07:04 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 20, 2007, 03:05:08 PM
What? fuck that, If you're dumb enough to climb into a bear cage, your deserve to be eaten.
word.
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: Lightning on August 20, 2007, 05:44:01 PM
I think they need to find the dumb ass that threw the cell phone in the cage instead of calling for help!
Title: Re: owned by a bear (or beer)
Post by: Mean Green on August 22, 2007, 12:21:41 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Lightning on August 20, 2007, 05:44:01 PM
I think they need to find the dumb ass that threw the cell phone in the cage instead of calling for help!

lol..funny!  Maybe they wanted him to be able to make a call to loved ones..noting his immediate demise?