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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Hallander on October 12, 2007, 02:09:25 PM
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Hurrah! I got a criminal record.
Me and my friends went out 2 weeks ago and then we all remembered we were broke.
So i went into the nereby shop, loaded my legs (even the pelvic area) with bottles. I had a large coat on, so I stuffed them in everywhere.
So I literately rattle to the counter for my purchases (One chocolate bar).
I then pay, but drop my wallet. Thats fucking right.
And, of course, I pick it up, and yup, you guessed it. BOOM CRASH BOOM, Im soaked with WKD bottles and the like.
He went MENTAL. He said to me "If it happens again boy, I will BAN YOU HARDER!". I laughed in his face, I couldnt control myself, that was the funniest thing since when I was 10 years old and my teacher called my cup a beaker. (rofl... just giggled at that too)
Anyway, he calls the police, and im like shit shit... I run as fast as I can out of the shop, the remaining beers setting off the alarms.
Suprise suprise, the fricken nazis show up with there mp40's and arrest me. All my fucker friends whipped there cocks out at the police car and got put in too (a hole van for ourselves).
We got to the police station and were wetting ourselves as we all got our pictures taken and fingerprints done.
FUCK ME. FUNNIEST NIGHT EVER.
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Sounds like fun lol.
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Wow you are retarded. You should have just grabbed the beer and ran. Why even pay for a chocolate bar? What the fuck is the point in that. Just grab the beers and run like hell. That is the smart way of doing things. ::)
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...I think that's why it is called a "beer run."
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Wow, that isn't really something I would brag about. Then how did you get into the Mariens????? They don't let you in if you even say you smoked pot.
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thats why you lie... duh
and plus i wasnt ever convicted so its not on my record i was charged with them
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Or you cannot be a complete fuck up and get into that much trouble when you are a kid then you don't have to lie. DUH!!!! Don't get me wrong, I have done my fair share of bad shit, but I will never brag about it. Learn from it and the move on. Noone thinks you are cool because you broke the law. Then you want to join the military and try to help uphold laws in other countries. It is people like you that are over there killing for no reason, robbing and raping. Giving the rest of the Military Services a bad name, as well as the US. Pretty much acting just like a bunch of dumb niggers!!!
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make fun of me all you want but dont make fun of our military
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Dude I can say what the fuck I want. I am one of those guys that is fighting for that freedom. Since you have only been on the forums for like a day, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am in the Army and I am currently in Afghanistan for my second time in 2 1?2 years. I have seen and done shit that only a few people in this clan have seen and done. Plus they have seen and done more. I know first hand about the dumb fucking "fake" thugs that come up trying to be all hard and shit, but when the bullets fly or an IED goes off they lose all composer and those "thugs" curl up in the fetal postion and cry like bitches!!!! I am dealing with a buch of South Carolina National Guard right now, that refruse to go out on mission. I have locked up a couple. They talk a good fucking game, but when it is time to get down and dirty they puss the fuck out. I don't want dumb worthless nigger, thugs, people who think they are hard core because of their run in with the law, fucks in any of my services!!!! You can stay on "the block" and fucking play like you are fucking hard.
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I am hard core! I am elite! :)
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Dude I can say what the fuck I want. I am one of those guys that is fighting for that freedom. Since you have only been on the forums for like a day, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am in the Army and I am currently in Afghanistan for my second time in 2 1?2 years. I have seen and done shit that only a few people in this clan have seen and done. Plus they have seen and done more. I know first hand about the dumb fucking "fake" thugs that come up trying to be all hard and shit, but when the bullets fly or an IED goes off they lose all composer and those "thugs" curl up in the fetal postion and cry like bitches!!!! I am dealing with a buch of South Carolina National Guard right now, that refruse to go out on mission. I have locked up a couple. They talk a good fucking game, but when it is time to get down and dirty they puss the fuck out. I don't want dumb worthless nigger, thugs, people who think they are hard core because of their run in with the law, fucks in any of my services!!!! You can stay on "the block" and fucking play like you are fucking hard.
o, excuse me... you must be the "Hard" one :)
at any rate, i leave for boot camp June 4th.. w00t w00t
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I am done with you. You have no idea what I have seen or done you little fuck. Wait till you have to watch someone burn in a Humvee that hit an IED and there is nothing you can do to get to them or get them out. Then talk to me you fucking little cunt. Don't even respond to this cause it makes not a fuck what you say anymore, ever in any post you ever write.
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Try being the cause of a child's death... then you both come talk to me...
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All my fucker friends whipped there cocks out at the police car and got put in too (a hole van for ourselves).
LOL Shit, I'm told I whipped my cock out at my friends girlfriend lastnight but she flashed her TIts at me so whoop. I've hardy ever got arrested, I strangely turn into MR cool when I get in trouble with the police and can talk my way out of the worst kinda stuff. I got arrested for drunk driving one time and I told the police my dad was the chief of police and they just gave me a lift home ha ha. Getting a criminal record sucks a friend of mine is struggling to get a mortgage on a house cos of some stupid thing he did when he was a kid.
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i have never been arrested, or driven anywhere drunk. If i'm drunk, i'll call a cab or ask a friend. One time when the cops busted a party i asked if they could drive me home because i was in no condition to drive myself, they did and gave a warning, that's all.
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i asked if they could drive me home because i was in no condition to drive myself, they did and gave a warning, that's all.
Thats a good one, I outta try that out if I get caught again.
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usually they're just glad that you didn't try driving yourself home, and they might be a little pissed, mostly they're glad you didn't try it yourself.
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They should have sprayed, tazerd, beat your ass. Then charged you with resisting arrest, slander of the badge, assaulting and officer of the law. Then locked you up for 6 months till the court date. Then the judge gives you 20 years in prison for something you didn't do.
Welcome to america land of bullshit, and cops can do as they please. :)
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that's kind of the exact opposite of what happened bone. They were actually nice about it, and just gave me a warning for something they could have taken me to court for. I usually don't like cops, but there's only like 5 in nipomo(where the party was at) and for the most part they're pretty cool.
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When I was younger I was on the volunteer fire dept of my town so I knew alot of the cops. I was over a buddies house who was on the fire dept and a cop came over to see his mother, who was on the paramedics, and i hear a little but of wrestling going on in the kitchen so I go out to look and this cop had my buddy handcuffed to the table. I laughed my ass of. I asked what he did and the cop said that he was just bored and saw my buddy and decided to fuck with him. My buddy was flipping out, and his mother told him to shut the fuck up and act like a man. ROFL. Good times. Good times.
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Another wasser post, missed the point as usual...
And hell you was the one handcuffed, then they broke your ass in :) we all know your a fagot camel raper!
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Another wasser post, missed the point as usual...
Rofl, you've told me at least 3 different times that i "miss the big picture" or "missed the point" but you've never once said what "that picture" is. I know what you're saying in the above post, you're saying most cops use unnecessary force on people, don't give a shit about real justice, and over all abuse their power. I get it, I'm not a moron.
You always say i "missed the picture," guess what, i don't. Just because i don't re-state what you just said doesn't mean i don't understand. I'm not krautkiller for crying out loud....
As i recall, you also told me i "missed the picture" in that "the universe" thread, i completely stated what you had said was wrong, proved it, posted links proving i was right, and you never responded to it. Who can't see the big picture, hmmm?
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Rofl, you've told me at least 3 different times that i "miss the big picture" or "missed the point" but you've never once said what "that picture" is. I know what you're saying in the above post, you're saying most cops use unnecessary force on people, don't give a shit about real justice, and over all abuse their power. I get it, I'm not a moron.
You always say i "missed the picture," guess what, i don't. Just because i don't re-state what you just said doesn't mean i don't understand. I'm not krautkiller for crying out loud....
As i recall, you also told me i "missed the picture" in that "the universe" thread, i completely stated what you had said was wrong, proved it, posted links proving i was right, and you never responded to it. Who can't see the big picture, hmmm?
Man you are going of in the wrong direction. You still missed the overall picture. Man how do you not see it?
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BACK ON TOPIC
I got pulled over for spinning a car and my so called chicken shit buddy ran so I switched seats and told the police he was the driver. I had to sit in the cop car for 3 hours while they searched for him in the surrounding area, whats funny is at one point they just grabbed some random guy and threw him in the car with me and tryed to stitch him up as the driver HA HA They let the guy and me go after a while.
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Last trouble I had with the police was at my buddies house. He had a small get together, which of course ended up being almost our entire senior class. I got wasted, the cops came. I went outside to move my car in front of his entrance to his house so the cops couldn't drive in(yeah, stupid idea I know... I was shit faced). When I was about 15 feet away from my car a cop put his light on me and I ran. At this point in the winter, it was literally -5 F outside and I had on some shorts and an undershirt. So I just stopped dead in my tracks after about 50 yards or running. They caught up to me, except I don't think they thought I was the same kid who started running cause they didn't come tackle me or anything. He just shined his ridiculously bright light in my eyes. Then He told me to walk over to him, so I pull my wallet out of my back pocket and dropped it behind me... Of course he saw me do it. Then he asked what I dropped and I said "nothing," he went and picked it up, then he started being an asshole. He cuffed me and made me sit in the snow. He wouldn't even let me grab a jacket from my car. I was so fucking cold I could barely answer the questions he was asking me. Then he told me to call my parents to come pick me up, I said I wouldn't I would just sleep in my car. Then he took me to his car threw me, yes THREW me in the back and took me to a holding cell till the next day at 2 PM when I FINALLY blew zero's. And thats why I fucking hate cops.
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No wasser, I made the last post proving your retarded ass wrong. Besides you and kraut are the same to me...
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No wasser, I made the last post proving your retarded ass wrong. Besides you and kraut are the same to me...
Incorrect, i posted a complete and sound rebuttal, you never responded to it. Wanna take a look again?
http://www.mafiaowns.com/index.php?topic=6051.msg75590#msg75590
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I didn't mean I posted last like a kid fight. My last post was all I needed, you just enjoy the retarded life.
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I didn't mean I posted last like a kid fight. My last post was all I needed, you just enjoy the retarded life.
your last post was a response to kraut, not me. You called me retarded, right after you said "the more oxygen the better" and "the more CO2, the happier plants are."
I posted links, quotes, and solid proof that disproved everything you said, and i'm the retarded one still? Come on man, give it up.
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You are retarded, I proved my point. And at that I have nothing left to say on it. If you really think a scientist knows more about the body and its needs than the medical profession. Then I know you believe in the retard bang theory.
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Um a Medical Doctor is a scientist.
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A medical doctor is someone that knows and deals with the body "gets his hands dirty with guts" a scientist is nothing but theories and ass loving of fellow retards.
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If you really think a scientist knows more about the body and its needs than the medical profession.
Oh i'm sorry, where you a doctor? Yeah, you're probably right, environmentalc hemistry.com probably knows nothing about chemistry. Or the environment. Or environmental chemistry. Look, like I said, you proved nothing. And you have yet to cite any sources. And you're not a doctor.
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Oh i'm sorry, where you a doctor? Yeah, you're probably right, environmentalc hemistry.com probably knows nothing about chemistry. Or the environment. Or environmental chemistry. Look, like I said, you proved nothing. And you have yet to cite any sources. And you're not a doctor.
He can be a sheep proctologist with all the on the job training he has completed.
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I hear hissing.... hssssssss!
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I hear hissing.... hssssssss!
lol, it was a civil conversation until bone started throwing out "you're retarded" and "go back to fucking school" and "you're a fucking dumbass" and the like. Still hasn't backed up any of his "research." I'm waiting for those sources.