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Title: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on October 25, 2007, 12:26:25 PM
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."

The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: Loaded on October 25, 2007, 12:41:15 PM
lol I do that now.
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on October 25, 2007, 02:38:55 PM
LOL one of my buddies goes peeing when he sleepwalks, he once peed off the top deck of a two level ferry totally unaware there were 30 Canadians in sleeping bags just below. It was so fucking funny we just left him to get on with it. The Canadians got well pissed " What da feck you fecking bestard stup thet yow Cant" Good Times  :)
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on October 25, 2007, 03:11:46 PM
lol, prom night we pee'd off a balcony at a hotel. It got all over my shoes, and it wasn't my pee.
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on October 25, 2007, 03:13:20 PM
I always wondered why my eggs tasted funney in the morning. Now i know what that extra spice is.  ::)
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on October 25, 2007, 05:55:00 PM
So loaded is your daddy?
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on October 25, 2007, 06:17:09 PM
Biologically.. .no...Sex wise...yes....
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: MeZmoriZe on October 25, 2007, 06:23:03 PM
Quote from: OUTLAW on October 25, 2007, 06:17:09 PM
Biologically...no...Sex wise...yes....
Awkward.
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: Hoopplahh on October 25, 2007, 06:36:41 PM
i bet that's fulfilling
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 25, 2007, 08:12:26 PM
Quote from: OUTLAW on October 25, 2007, 06:17:09 PM
Biologically...no...Sex wise...yes....
  I knew there was something about you that I liked.  And Loaded is in some way, some how, all of our father.  He is old as fucking dirt, so I am sure he is in our family tree somewhere, just sitting there, in a shitty diaper.  Wow, I just really thought about it, he is OLD!!!!  And he pees on himself. 
Title: Re: pawpaw in 20 more years lol
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on October 25, 2007, 11:04:03 PM
pawpaw is so old he tapped on gods shoulder and asked when he is going to make the earth :)