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Title: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on November 23, 2007, 10:14:20 PM
Found this on there...on the left is the fat emo's picture and poem on the right is a reply a person made.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Fatemo.jpg (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Fatemo.jpg)
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 23, 2007, 11:33:06 PM
zomg dude how did you get hells ol ladies web page?
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on November 23, 2007, 11:51:47 PM
zomg dude how did you get hells ol ladies web page?
  Hey what can I say, fat emo bitches turn me on.  After you fuck them you don't have to worry about them coming after you for child support if you break their hearts.  They cut a little bit deeper when they have their hearts broken.  Also if you give them a little hint about cutting their wrists long ways, you are good. 
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 24, 2007, 12:28:48 AM
I would like to split your cock long ways and lick up the blood...
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on November 24, 2007, 12:48:16 AM
I would like to split your cock long ways and lick up the blood...
  I wouldn't enjoy that, nor would Maggot since he lives for my cock!!!!
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on November 24, 2007, 01:54:49 AM
you two spammed my thread =(
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on November 26, 2007, 11:20:18 AM
Dude, spam spelled backwards is maps!  :o
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on November 26, 2007, 12:29:39 PM
She obviously killed herself after that.
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on November 26, 2007, 04:08:38 PM
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

You're welcome. Instructions included in link.
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on November 26, 2007, 04:11:33 PM
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

You're welcome. Instructions included in link.

I'm always afraid to click on the posted links, especially if the word sex is in it=virus.
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on November 26, 2007, 04:31:20 PM
don't worry, it's not a bad link. Being an Admin, i would have my ass whipped if i put up an inappropriate link, or something that messed up people's comps.

You should go to it though, it's freaking hilarious. It reminds me of something balth would do, only replace the word "dolphin" with the words "dead body."
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: Loaded on November 26, 2007, 05:50:26 PM
So that is all it takes? Being fat, ugly and wearing black lipstick to be "note" normal.
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on November 26, 2007, 07:43:18 PM
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

You're welcome. Instructions included in link.
Not going to ask what you were looking up.
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on November 27, 2007, 12:43:21 AM
i definitely didn't search for "dolphin sex" if that's what you're thinking...
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: Loaded on November 27, 2007, 04:52:41 AM
Dolphin sex sex is some hard looking shit. When I was in my teens I worked at a Aquarium and watched it happen. The male swims about 20mph at the female and at the last second flips over and RAMS it right into that bitch, she loved it.
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on November 27, 2007, 05:07:32 AM
Dolphin sex sex is some hard looking shit. When I was in my teens I worked at a Aquarium and watched it happen. The male swims about 20mph at the female and at the last second flips over and RAMS it right into that bitch, she loved it.
  That is how I did it to Maggot's Mom.  I ran from across the room and dove on her and drove my cock deep into her.  She went crazy.  His Dad took pictures, ask Maggot to post them.  They should be in his baby book under conception. 
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on November 27, 2007, 01:18:20 PM
Dolphin sex sex is some hard looking shit. When I was in my teens I worked at a Aquarium and watched it happen. The male swims about 20mph at the female and at the last second flips over and RAMS it right into that bitch, she loved it.
I love the whole image you gave me in my head rofl...
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on November 28, 2007, 08:11:00 AM
Dolphin sex sex is some hard looking shit. When I was in my teens I worked at a Aquarium and watched it happen. The male swims about 20mph at the female and at the last second flips over and RAMS it right into that bitch, she loved it.

Lol. You had quite the job.  :P
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: Loaded on November 28, 2007, 08:38:29 AM
I had to, if I didn't I would have married that female Dolphin. I mean come on, wouldn't you? Any bitch that can take it like that and want more, you would want her for ever no matter what kind of mammal she is!!!
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: Mean Green on November 28, 2007, 09:47:45 AM
this thread is so wrong on sooo many levels........ ....
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on November 28, 2007, 03:18:32 PM
this thread is so wrong on sooo many levels........ ....
Thats why we read.......... ..
Title: Re: Encyclopedia dramatica
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on November 28, 2007, 03:30:12 PM
I had to, if I didn't I would have married that female Dolphin. I mean come on, wouldn't you? Any bitch that can take it like that and want more, you would want her for ever no matter what kind of mammal she is!!!

True, Very True...