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Title: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on February 05, 2008, 01:05:28 AM
Found this somewhere else, I enjoyed this test.  Try it yourself, don't cheat.

This is a test for Smart People (Kraut).....I have determined that you qualify.


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!



1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?








The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.











3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?













Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?







Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on February 05, 2008, 01:23:17 AM
That should be a psycho evaluation test. Anyone who thinks you can put an elephant in a fridge is either on PCP or severly retarded I'd be concerned even if a 4yr old thought you could.  ;D
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on February 05, 2008, 03:08:59 AM
That makes me feel stupid but is amazing.


Good find rosh.
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on February 05, 2008, 04:37:49 AM
Idk but after taking that quiz it made me feel stupid. lol
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: HaVoK on February 05, 2008, 09:18:45 AM
100%







I had to take this for Psychology before.  :P
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 05, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
I had to take this for Psychology before.  :P
Dido
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on February 05, 2008, 06:02:22 PM
Great, im a moron. :-\
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 05, 2008, 08:38:53 PM
Great, im a moron. :-\
Great! Now you are almost caught up on common knowledge like the rest of us! =D
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on February 05, 2008, 09:48:02 PM
Dido
it's ditto, champ
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 05, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
it's ditto, champ
Sorry, I had just smoked a bowl. Hence the "Colt" in the other thread.
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on February 05, 2008, 11:28:43 PM
Sorry, I had just smoked a bowl. Hence the "Colt" in the other thread.
lol, i figured something like that had happened. That, or your dutch brother logged onto your account and went nuts.
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on March 12, 2009, 12:54:05 PM
bump for old memories
Title: Re: Smartness
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on March 13, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
ah, nostalgia