Heres a big ass chicken
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HK make some great guns I had a go on an Mp5 at a police range some years ago it felt like a toy but owned and was more accurate than a Glock 17. I've still got the target stuck to the back of the cuboard door.
If I try to do that I will shoot more then my eye.Loaded you will shoot the back of your head out!