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Title: In a far away land....
Post by: Missa on February 18, 2008, 09:44:19 PM
There was a hamster named Zack...

Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that.  But I wanted to have some sort of a dramatic entrance. :)  Just stopping by to see how everyone is doing.  So... How is everyone (that I know)?  To all you newblets to the clan I haven't met, hello to you as well.  So everyone throwing parties and living up to the mafia standards and whatnot?  I'm not so sure anymore since a lot of the non members forums are labeled "child" now.  I'm not sure what that is about, but hey...  yeah, i'm just not sure.  Well, I'm hoping to get back to trucking by the end of this week.  I tried to get on not too long ago but Daddy Bone apparently messed up the site again. :P  I wouldn't know if it is faster or not, i'm stuck at my mom's and she has dial up.  Which is great.  But anyway, i'll stop spamming in your general discussion tab.  Have fun! 

~Missa
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 18, 2008, 10:14:16 PM
so when are we gonna have a clan orgy?
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on February 19, 2008, 03:59:42 AM
I'm doing well, thanks for asking.  Its good to hear from you.  All "child" board means is that its a division or a sub-board of a bigger, major board.  Its Dutch.
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Swampfox on February 19, 2008, 06:34:15 AM
Yeah!!!! it's Missa....Welco me back you sweet thing.....Now we have some class again...
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Loaded on February 19, 2008, 09:15:19 AM
By Class meaning we can all get Hand jobs from the clan slut then yes,we'll have TONS of it.

Yes right you are, but we will have to get someone to break the suction from your lips first.
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Loaded on February 19, 2008, 10:09:16 AM
Please explain /\

I know you are slow, so I'll let someone else explain it to you.
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Mean Green on February 19, 2008, 10:15:21 AM
.....Now we have some class again...

i am somewhat offended by that statement, anybody with me? 

 ;D
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Missa on February 19, 2008, 11:15:42 AM
Awww...  You are still the same cock-sucking lame-ass Misfit.   Glad to see you're still around to amuse everyone with your shit-talk that you use so often to keep the attention away from your meaninless life.  :)

And hello again Swampy, Beetle, PawPaw, and Daddy.   Thank you for that explaination Beetle, quite informative.  I was afraid that the little kiddies were overthrowing the clan once and for all.  :P  So everyone's doing alright I suppose?  You all became strangers after I left for trucking.  Well, I still talk to a few of you through myspace and e-mail, but you know what I mean.  So anything new and exciting happen lately? 

~Missa
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 19, 2008, 11:47:26 AM
Nah not really, we all found out maggot and hellraiser are lovers, "fags" other than that its been the same ol.
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Mean Green on February 19, 2008, 12:00:27 PM
Dont believe everything ....We ALL discovered that Bone and Raiser were lovers..and not Maggot.  Go back and read all the shoutbox dialogue between Bone/Raiser....it raised a few eyebrows.

:)
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 19, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
hey go take your old fart pills and have the nurse sedate you :)
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Mean Green on February 19, 2008, 12:05:12 PM
hey go take your old fart pills and have the nurse sedate you :)

He can't deny it...It's true.  Send a male nurse, with lots of muscles...pref erably with a hint of Brad Pitt-ness.  Sedate me all you want.... OH!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on February 19, 2008, 01:28:13 PM
He can't deny it...It's true.  Send a male nurse, with lots of muscles...pref erably with a hint of Brad Pitt-ness.  Sedate me all you want.... OH!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!



 hahahahaha.
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 19, 2008, 01:50:56 PM
Did she just say she wants a big strong black dude? lol NASTY!!!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Mean Green on February 19, 2008, 01:59:40 PM
oh no...There is nothing black about Brad Pitt...He is the most beautiful 40something year old man alive...I just saw the movie Legends of the Fall...wow, was he great in that.  Anyway..bring on the Brad Pitt Nurse, please!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 19, 2008, 02:17:32 PM
oh no...There is nothing black about Brad Pitt...He is the most beautiful 40something year old man alive
So you admit black guys are ugly?
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Mean Green on February 19, 2008, 02:29:31 PM
not what I said, blak....you're fairly attractive arent you?  OH!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 19, 2008, 02:36:34 PM
not what I said, blak....you're fairly attractive arent you?  OH!
Yes... but I'm also white.... OH!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on February 19, 2008, 02:44:34 PM
Yes... but I'm also white.... OH!
Its ok your cover is blown.
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on February 19, 2008, 02:50:48 PM
Its ok your cover is blown.
Am I missing something?
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Missa on February 19, 2008, 05:07:12 PM
Well, that was entertaining.. .  Anyway, talk to you all later.

~Missa
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: MeZmoriZe on February 19, 2008, 07:32:55 PM
In memory of Missa...
(http://killerviral.com/imagelibrary/240/20_1_1143655000.jpg)
UNICORNS!!!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Swampfox on February 19, 2008, 08:26:25 PM
i am somewhat offended by that statement, anybody with me? 

 ;D

Clarification for you Vickie...We have 2 Hot women( 1 younger and 1 older..Both moms( Missa is going to be a mom)...2 hot women that are moms means we have more class
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 19, 2008, 10:19:46 PM
you gonna be the daddy swampy? ..... :D
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Swampfox on February 20, 2008, 05:48:26 PM
Nah.....someon e else has that covered  ;D
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 20, 2008, 09:55:38 PM
in babybatter?
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on February 21, 2008, 10:18:26 AM
oh no...There is nothing black about Brad Pitt...He is the most beautiful 40something year old man alive...I just saw the movie Legends of the Fall...wow, was he great in that.  Anyway..bring on the Brad Pitt Nurse, please!
SPAM

So you admit black guys are ugly?
SPAM

not what I said, blak....you're fairly attractive arent you?  OH!
SPAM

Yes... but I'm also white.... OH!
SPAM

Yes... but I'm also white.... OH!
SPAM

Its ok your cover is blown.
SPAM

Am I missing something?
SPAM

God damn spammers!!!!!  You are lucky I don't have Loaded's powers or I would root ban all of you.  Can someone move this shit to spam?  Thanks. 
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Mean Green on February 21, 2008, 10:44:32 AM
ok ok ok...i admit it..I am a spammer!!! 

dang it!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 21, 2008, 01:06:08 PM
spam found by the spam master lol
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: Missa on February 21, 2008, 04:23:35 PM
Clarification for you Vickie...We have 2 Hot women( 1 younger and 1 older..Both moms( Missa is going to be a mom)...2 hot women that are moms means we have more class

Yes it's true, I am going to be a mother. :)  And no, Swampy is not the father, Josh is.   I just thought I would confirm that.  Anyway.  SOME of you need to write more on myspace. :P  Talk to you later.

~Missa

Oh!  And thank you mezmorize. :)  I love Candy Mountain!
Title: Re: In a far away land....
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on February 21, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
poor kid :(