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Title: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 20, 2008, 07:29:25 PM
Tight pants + indie rock hair = girls asking for your number.

Went to the mall tonight, and had 3 women touch my hair, 2 come up and touch my butt, and atleast 6 want to have my number :)

SKILLZ
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on June 20, 2008, 07:40:08 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 20, 2008, 07:29:25 PM
Tight pants + indie rock hair = girls asking for your number.

Went to the mall tonight, and had 3 women touch my hair, 2 come up and touch my butt, and atleast 6 want to have my number :)

SKILLZ

Too bad you like men and lack a penis.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on June 20, 2008, 07:43:34 PM
(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/610x.jpg)


You should know better then to hang out with girls that look like this kraut.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 20, 2008, 08:41:42 PM
The fact you have the picture or knew where to get it is alittle scary.

Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: MeZmoriZe on June 20, 2008, 08:49:33 PM
I agree with Kraut, this works for me also.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 20, 2008, 11:25:24 PM
I used to sport the unbrushed hair, now I have my hair at a angle and combed, bought new shoes too since my vans are literally falling apart :D
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Ricardo on June 20, 2008, 11:49:43 PM
They are good girls? I think sooner for trans!
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 21, 2008, 12:49:11 AM
Quote from: Ricardo on June 20, 2008, 11:49:43 PM
They are good girls? I think sooner for trans!

I don't talk to shemales, or ugly girls. If I find you unattractive I would ask you to step back abit. Good looks or gtfo.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on June 21, 2008, 02:53:22 AM
Ooops, I must be on the wrong forums. Is this really a thread about hair tips wtf?
Hmmm, what kind of women hang around malls? Middle aged women ringing up there husbands credit cards and early teens who won't give out anyways. You must prance around like a man hoar If people come up to you and touch your hair and your ass. Damn dude next time just give them your number, poking old coochie pays better than cleaning isle 4 in Wallmart.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Ricardo on June 21, 2008, 03:10:45 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 21, 2008, 12:49:11 AM
I don't talk to shemales, or ugly girls. If I find you unattractive I would ask you to step back abit. Good looks or gtfo.

Sounds good !  ;D
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on June 21, 2008, 04:03:30 AM
Goodjob kraut, peace for that 8)
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: Loaded on June 21, 2008, 05:17:00 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 20, 2008, 07:29:25 PM
Tight pants .


(http://www.bustyadventuresonline.com/i-spy-camel-toe/index.files/bannertop.gif)

Kraut's logo...

(http://www.americasbestmyspacecomments.com/graphics/sex/14/pics_i-love-camel-toes.jpg)

Kraut at 40...

(http://www.customizeyourspace.com/graphics/funny/9img.jpg)

And by the way... This is a Spaming/Garbage/Misc thread so it will be moved to that section.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on June 21, 2008, 09:32:35 AM
You are one stupid mother fucker...
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 21, 2008, 09:08:29 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on June 21, 2008, 09:32:35 AM
You are one stupid mother fucker...

NO U
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 21, 2008, 10:07:20 PM
NO U! IM RUBBER YOUR GLUE WHAT YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!!!
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on June 22, 2008, 12:28:11 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 21, 2008, 09:08:29 PM
NO U
He has you there blak.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on June 22, 2008, 02:05:51 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 21, 2008, 10:07:20 PM
NO U! IM RUBBER YOUR GLUE WHAT YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!!!

he has you there kraut.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 22, 2008, 02:17:59 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on June 22, 2008, 02:05:51 AM
he has you there kraut.

tits or gtfo
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on June 22, 2008, 02:35:16 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 22, 2008, 02:17:59 AM
tits or gtfo

could it be a vagina, pls?
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 24, 2008, 12:23:37 PM
I'm cranking out my tighter pants tonight :D
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 24, 2008, 12:29:47 PM
the ones that push your already crushed up nuts deeper into ur ass?
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on June 24, 2008, 01:34:26 PM
True fact!
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on June 25, 2008, 08:06:08 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 22, 2008, 02:17:59 AM
tits or gtfo

Here are the tits you ordered.  Bon appétit
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on June 26, 2008, 12:01:55 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* -<MisfiT>- on June 25, 2008, 01:08:37 PM
Kraut, you are more stuck on yourself than I am..and for NO reason. I know this thread is old but I just got around to reading it...here is the true fact

YOUR A FUCKING HOMO!

I'm sure you know first hand what a homo is.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 26, 2008, 12:16:19 AM
the true fact is... well beatle is gay :(
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on June 26, 2008, 08:17:58 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 26, 2008, 12:16:19 AM
the true fact is... well beatle is gay :(

And you're in love with Mean Green.
Title: Re: True Fact!
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on June 26, 2008, 08:26:23 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on June 26, 2008, 08:17:58 AM
And you're in love with Mean Green.
OH SHIT!!!!  I remember that post.  If I am not mistaken I think someone still has it some where.