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Title: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 18, 2008, 04:15:32 AM
Some chick wrote this to me.  It is completely funny as hell.  I will attach the pictures she sent. 


Hi  my friend, new  friend
I' am so  glad to see that you have decided to reply, I see it is very short letter.
It' s all  right  because you  are astonished to get my letter.
I  want you to know that  I have only  good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The  thing  is  that I  will work in your country for  six months or so and
I would like to  meet a nice  man to fall  in love or just  be closest friends.
I  dont want to live in Russia because I have not any  chances here, it' s hardly possible to  explain from first  time but I want you to know my plans.

I  will work in any  shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will  suggest me some  locations.  It will be my choice in the end as to what  option to go for.  So I  will  have a simple work till I improve my English.  And I can choose any  town  of  your  area,  agency will only  help me  to get a visa and all  travel documents +  some suggested  placed to work in.  My best friend last year met  t he man  from the USA when she worked there for three months, too.  She had two jobs.  From morning till  4 pm she worked in amusement park and  after it she worked as a  waitress in some bar till midnight.  She  was  very tired of course but made very good money there.
It 's  special  programm for young  people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me , I am lost here,  and I  think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is only my chance to meet a nice man.

 I want to work in USA or in Europe or any nice  country.  I 'm  full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my life with good  man because  I'm also full of love and tenderness, I know that  I am not  so beautiful like  Hollywood   Princess but I do hope to meet my  Prince and I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me  in the real life!  This is why I am going to go through the same way.  Well,  I will  close this  letter and I do hope to  get your  reply.  I  will leave russia in two weeks or so ( I can't tell you everything exactly right now ) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there.  I will work all  day and I want to find a man to spend all free time
together to get to know each other better.  if you have any interest to meet me
I  will be more than happy to meet you too. I will tell you  all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and want to  meet me ! please send picture of you too!!!
Please don't write to me more  on  an mailbox , it is a mailbox of my friend I has created new  personal  mailbox , please write letters  now  only on this mailbox .
I  will  wait  your next  letter.
Kissssssss  you , Liliya (it's my real name )



(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict1.jpg)

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict2.jpg)

It sounds like it is just some bitcht that wants a green card, or is ugly and sent pictures of her sister.  LOL.  Fucking scamming bitches.  I responded so once I get the new responce, I will post it.  LOL, I have an international pen pal.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Hawaii-50 on July 18, 2008, 04:48:07 AM
Some chick wrote this to me.  It is completely funny as hell.  I will attach the pictures she sent. 


Hi  my friend, new  friend
I' am so  glad to see that you have decided to reply, I see it is very short letter, maybe like your dick!!
It' s all  right  because you  are masturbateing to my letter.
I  want you to know that  I have V.D and I have not any secrets.
The  thing  is  that I  will work in your country for  sex  and
I would like to  meet a nice  man ( like Hawaii-50 )to fall  in love or just  be closest friends.
I  dont want to live in Guam because I have not any  chances here, it' s hardly possible to  explain from first  time but I want you to know my plans.

I  will work in any  sex shop , titty bar or whorehouse the agency that i am going through will  suggest me some  locations.  It will be my choice in the end as to what  option to go for.  So I  will  have a simple work till I improve my oral sex .  And I can choose any  town  of  your  area,  agency will only  help me  to get a visa and all  travel documents +  some suggested  placed to work in.  My best friend last year met  t he man  from the USA when she worked there for three months, too.  She had two jobs.  From morning till  4 pm she worked in amusement park and  after it she worked as a topless waitress in some bar till midnight.  She  was  very tired of course but made very good money there.
It 's  special  programm for hookers who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me , I am lost here,  and I  think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is only my chance to meet a sugar daddy .

 I want to work in USA or in Hawaii or any nice  country.  I 'm  full of shit and different dreams and I want you to be my pimp daddy because  I'm also full of love and tenderness, I know that  I am not  so beautiful like Ricardo , but I do hope to meet my  Prince and I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me  in the real life!  This is why I am going to go through the same way.  Well,  I will  close this  letter and I do hope to  get your  reply.  I  will leave Africa in two weeks or so ( I can't tell you everything exactly right now ) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who has long tongue and a big penis .  I will work all  day and I want to find a man to go down on me all night long ,together to get to know each other better. 
 if you have any interest to meet meI  will be more than happy to meet you too. I will tell you  all details about me and my life if you like my picture and want to  meet me ! please send picture of you too!!!

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9233/hellriasergirlfrienduo2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Please don't write to me more  on  an mailbox , it is a mailbox of my friend I has created new  personal  mailbox , please write letters  now  only on this mailbox .
I  will  wait  your next  letter.
Kissssssss & sucky sucky to you , Beratha (it's my real name )

She's a keeper ........



P.S.  I wake up every mourning feeling like a 17 year old , but can never find one !!!




                               Ask her if she's 17 years old ??
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on July 18, 2008, 06:37:46 AM
omg haha if she is that real you are crazy if you don't f*ck hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: ßlackOut on July 18, 2008, 06:41:29 AM
she dosent look that bad, english sux - Is she related to ricardo ?


Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Mean Green on July 18, 2008, 06:58:12 AM
IF you believe this is legit...then I have a 2 trillion dollar winning lottery ticket from Ethiopia that I need to transfer to your bank account.  All you need to do is payal me 15% for taxes and you can have the rest. 

Love ya!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Loaded on July 18, 2008, 07:12:36 AM
Boob job on a Russian? That also says she isn't happy there... That pic isn't her and/or it is a bullshit story all the way.

But nice of her to give you the armpit to show she shaves.

But what about a teeth? Look at that closed lip jaw, something isn't right there.

Here she is showing the choppers...

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/IMG_2135.JPG) 
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 18, 2008, 07:41:40 AM
Boob job on a Russian? That also says she isn't happy there...

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/IMG_2135.JPG) 
BOOB JOB?????  What are you talking about they are real.  Just like the whole story she gave me.  LMFAO!!!  I know it is all a scam.  I think it is funny, and I am trying to see if she will send me some naked pictures of herself.  They will be posted somewhere secret.  Oh and that reminds me.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on July 18, 2008, 07:50:31 AM
It's known as bait and switch.  You get to masterbate while she switches your checking account her name. 
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Loaded on July 18, 2008, 08:59:11 AM
Shit Hellraiser the more I look at that top pic with her wearing the coat. I have seen her before I am sure of it, either in one of the sites over at the other forum or YouTube. Go to Youtube and search for Russian Girls or Russian Women I would bet money on it she will come up in the preview photo of the video.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 18, 2008, 09:16:22 AM
I want some of that money MG.

Anyways... Ha I just notice you can see her nipples in the white tee-shirt.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 18, 2008, 09:41:32 AM
Shit Hellraiser the more I look at that top pic with her wearing the coat. I have seen her before I am sure of it, either in one of the sites over at the other forum or YouTube. Go to Youtube and search for Russian Girls or Russian Women I would bet money on it she will come up in the preview photo of the video.
  Oh I am sure I can.  I met her on one of those single sites.  I didn't pay for it, but I got a message from her, probably a blanket message for guys in my area, that said to email her.  I was bored and drunk so I did.  I mean if she is going to give up the snatch to me for free, I am gonna take that shit.  They say I am hung like a vodka bottle, (since the surgery).  Long and thick at the bottom, but skin at the top.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Hawaii-50 on July 18, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
  Oh I am sure I can.  I met her on one of those single sites.  I didn't pay for it, but I got a message from her, probably a blanket message for guys in my area, that said to email her.  I was bored and drunk so I did.  I mean if she is going to give up the snatch to me for free, I am gonna take that shit.  They say I am hung like a vodka bottle, (since the surgery).  Long and thick at the bottom, but skin at the top.

Yup ...... 2 years ago my friend in Hawaii had photo's of the same girl !!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Ricardo on July 18, 2008, 11:13:43 AM
Nice girl hellraiser  ;D :laugh: :D :laugh: ;D
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Loaded on July 18, 2008, 11:24:42 AM
Nice girl hellraiser  ;D :laugh: :D :laugh: ;D

 ::) you didn't read or understand a damn thing in this thread did you.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 18, 2008, 11:29:18 AM
::) you didn't read or understand a damn thing in this thread did you.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Hawaii-50 on July 18, 2008, 11:31:10 AM

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict1.jpg)

 
It sounds like it is just some bitcht that wants a green card !!

OK ..... who's this funny guy   :confused:

(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/9804/alohamq7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

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Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: IronMan on July 19, 2008, 02:59:49 PM
Oh ricardo, is that your sister ? If so, I wanna fuck her.

Btw, why is she in pain in Russia when she have those huge silicon boobies?
 :o
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: ßlackOut on July 19, 2008, 03:35:45 PM
Someone ban sondre??
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Ricardo on July 20, 2008, 02:57:06 AM
Oh ricardo, is that your sister ? If so, I wanna fuck her.

Btw, why is she in pain in Russia when she have those huge silicon boobies?
 :o

Isnt my sister but how u can fuck her coz you dony a fucking penis , BANN THIS NOOB ! FUCKING NORWISHG
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: ßlackOut on July 20, 2008, 04:15:09 AM
ROFL, DONY??  NORWISHG?? XD ClassiC
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on July 20, 2008, 07:10:51 AM
Someone ban sondre??

indeed ban this fucking morron
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 20, 2008, 11:53:23 AM
More pictures!!!

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/I on lake Baikal.jpg) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/me and my sister.jpg) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict3.jpg) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict4.jpg) 
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on July 20, 2008, 12:05:57 PM
Pipe dreams... Too good to be true. She or He is probably a 1 legged gypsy from the Ukraine after a visa to leave whatever shit-hole they reside in.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 20, 2008, 12:09:46 PM
She gots some pointy tits lol.
ill add more
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Ricardo on July 20, 2008, 12:45:00 PM
More pictures!!!

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/I on lake Baikal.jpg) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/me and my sister.jpg) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict3.jpg) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/my-pict4.jpg) 


OMG HELLRAISER YOUR GRILFRIEND IS TOO BEAUTIFUL NICE §!!!!!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on July 20, 2008, 12:54:27 PM

OMG HELLRAISER YOUR GRILFRIEND IS TOO BEAUTIFUL NICE §!!!!!

Read the whole thing from page 1, that's not his girlfriend. NOOB!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on July 20, 2008, 12:56:58 PM

OMG HELLRAISER YOUR GRILFRIEND IS TOO BEAUTIFUL NICE §!!!!!
Whoever said language was a barrier. Like a bolt of lightning, finger on the pulse as always. When is the vote gonna be anyway?
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 20, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Read the whole thing from page 1, that's not his girlfriend. NOOB!
  Not yet!!  I am thinking about marrying her just for those pointy titties.  LOL!!!!!!
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 20, 2008, 01:08:50 PM
  Not yet!!  I am thinking about marrying her just for those pointy titties.  LOL!!!!!!
B-day present for me! :)
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on July 20, 2008, 01:18:34 PM
Linetrap 2????????
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: Pr0d1gY on July 20, 2008, 03:18:56 PM
ban
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on July 25, 2008, 08:50:41 AM
Heres a helpful language lesson for you Hell If she plays GTA 4:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=UGjfnt4gw5A&feature=related
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: IronMan on July 25, 2008, 09:24:29 AM
Heres a helpful language lesson for you Hell If she plays GTA 4:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=UGjfnt4gw5A&feature=related

Ive seen hotforwords videos before, their weird..
She got some boobs :)
And I want a molotov cocktail now  ;D
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on July 25, 2008, 10:35:14 AM
She probably has a penis hiding in those pretty thighs of his.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on July 25, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
She probably has a penis hiding in those pretty thighs of his.
I would still do it.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on July 25, 2008, 11:48:25 AM
I would still do it.

Totally.
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on July 25, 2008, 12:34:39 PM
Totally.

yep
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on July 25, 2008, 12:35:16 PM
Rofl
Title: Re: This shit is funny as fuck.
Post by: IronMan on July 26, 2008, 11:16:51 AM
What can you expect?? Blakjax turns on russian transexuals.
oh heres a video of her sister: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujr7iNfTHg&feature=related