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Title: Funny Story
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on July 20, 2008, 12:43:25 PM
I went to a party at my friend Rob's house last night and met up with some old high school buddies. One of them Ollie who's a grease monkey in Wakefield now was telling me about one of his co-workers last weekend. His girlfriend went away for the weekend so he decided to drop loads of acid subsiquently wrecking the flat. She came back to find him hiding behind the couch whimpering and claiming lepricauns were after him. She could tell what he was on straight away and instead of losing it she went out the back for a cig. This is where she heard something banging on the inside of the shed. She asked him what was in there and he says he locked one of the lepracauns in there. At this point she starts to think maybe theres some truth in his ramblings and opens the shed. ROFL this poor pissed off midget guy comes out and calls the police. Apparently he'd been walking home from work and got attacked and locked in the shed. He'd been in there for over a day and ollies friend has now been charged with Assault and Kidnapping.
Ollie seemed just as nuts. We watched Jackass last night and he grabs a candle and poors hot wax down his jeans on his penis saying they never did that did they. Whats worse he ends up getting his girlfriend to poor hotwax down his buttcrack infront of a room full of people. The night was full of lolz. Hopefully I'll get some pics to post soon.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on July 20, 2008, 12:53:38 PM
WOW

Brits......... .........
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Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 20, 2008, 01:05:37 PM
That has got to be the funnest thing that has ever been posted onthese forums.  That is fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Mean Green on July 20, 2008, 06:45:18 PM
...it might be crackhead who got ahold of some bad stuff....   ;D
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Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on July 20, 2008, 07:11:30 PM
epiclols
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Post by: Mean Green on July 20, 2008, 07:19:08 PM
...who else sees the leprechan, say YEAH!!...
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Post by: CptDeath on July 20, 2008, 07:46:53 PM
damn thats fuckin funny!
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Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on July 21, 2008, 07:54:16 AM
Good thing he didn't run into Marilyn Manson, or Boy Geroge for that matter.
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Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on July 21, 2008, 08:26:05 AM
Now that is one fucking funny story.
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Post by: chaseylaine on July 23, 2008, 01:13:37 AM
hahahahaha I like to lock midgets in sheds too.......I lied I wish I could though ,... Maybe maggot will let me lock him in a shed for a day
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Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on July 23, 2008, 05:33:50 AM
Quote from: chaseylaine on July 23, 2008, 01:13:37 AM
hahahahaha I like to lock midgets in sheds too.......I lied I wish I could though ,... Maybe maggot will let me lock him in a shed for a day

OMG! It's Strand!!! You would have a hard time fitting maggot's head through that shed door of your's. Luz