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*MAFIA* => Flame => Topic started by: Evil Moose of Doom on May 09, 2005, 11:29:09 PM
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Well guys, it's time.
Time for what...you might ask....
Well, it's time to take on any of you pussies who dare to engage me in a verbal battle...my last straw was this evening and one of the mafia prison guards you guys call an admin...pro Loser Monkey.
First of all....while you guys might think in all of your long-gone glory that you mean something to everyone...tak e a look around you. BF servers are drying up..disappeari ng. Jesus, I think the maximum amount of people at ANY given time, since you fixed the server....10 players? Woo-fucking-hoo. Your admins who have control issues (the two prison guards Pro and Insane for example..these two have some serious psychological problems...but you guys think it is funny) have pretty much ran everyone off. To make matters even more interesting, you establish "Mafia-Only" zones in certain maps, where no one without the "Mafia Top-Secret Howdy-Doody Decoder Ring" can get in...where chickenshit Mafia members can hide and shoot without fear of being shot at...why? Let me take you back a month or so...when Mafia Titties was on your server, running off at the mouth..threate ning to kick/ban anyone who might kill him. The only way he could kill someone...is by falling back on hacks to protect him. The first time he steps away from a plane(while he was trying to kill me, no pussy sniper shot)...the easiest kill I have ever scored...and you know what happened? Titties shut the fuck up for at least 10 minutes...and then the banishment threats again ran on and on, until I finally got bored and left the server.
This is pretty much indicative of any Mafia member that runs their mouth while engaging in "secret" kill zone killing...kind of like listening to child molestors giggle while they torture children. Pretty fucking sick. And the moment you actually kill them, or call them off of their perches? Well, then the pussy threats begin...just like Pro Loser monkey this evening...he couldn't kill anyone, other than to TK other players on his own team....until he jumped onto a "perch".
Wow, Real Manly....and again reminds me of the mindset of prison guards.
Now, your first response will be this:
"Go play somewhere else!"
I already do. I joined up with another clan, and they occasionally go into your server. Why? Because there is no one playing BF anymore. And what I see, time and time again, is people taking their ball and going home, after listening to the drivel your admins put out. Your loudmouths exhibit no skill, and then expect visiting players to sit there and get killed 5000 times in a row so they can come up with 30 different ways to say the word "ownage"..giggling all the way.
Why do I bother posting this? Because there are some really nice guys who are in Mafia, at least the ones who haven't been kicked out for various cheeseball pussy reasons.....an d maybe it will take some guy bitching at them to make them realize that they have some seriously sick people in their midst....Other than that, I could really give a shit. Most of what I have seen could take up 4/5th's of a thesis paper in Abnormal Psychology...k ind of like watching a bad train wreck. You know the people inside are lost...but you can't quit watching.
Who wants to go first?
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What server are you talking about? 1.6, or 1.61? If your thinking the first one, then boy are you wrong. I can't even play on it anymore due to all of the lag from everyone.
EDIT...btw, you can get into the glitches too. It's just that we get them first, or you don't know how to get in. Glitching is a part of the game, it's not really "cheating".
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What name do you use when you play? I never see Evil Moose of Doom.
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I will have to correct you about the ppl on the 1.6 server. On most nights that server is at 30+ all night, so it isn't dead. Now if you are talking about 1.61, well that is a new IP and new server IPs take time to get back up to speed.
Oh Beetle... I am not sure what name he is using now, but you could know him as ButtSlappingPirate. Moose really only comes here once a month or so to bitch then he goes away until he thinks it is time to bitch again.
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Please. Don't try to psychoanalyze us, you pretentious malcontent. Whatever it is that is irking you, get over it. You get pissed off at a computer game? Trust me dude, we're not the problem. If we've robbed you of some sort of satisfaction that you get out of a computer game, the satisfaction you can find in no other facet of life we can't influence, then you, buddy, are the one with a problem. I'm sorry your parents are never around, and I'm sorry your friends abandoned you. If I knew you, I'd maybe help you out. But I don't. So don't come in here blathering about the state of things, ignoring how obvious it is that yours is the train wreck, not ours.
God I rule. I can't stop being awesome. One day I will though. I'll have to, right?
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God I rule. I can't stop being awesome. One day I will though. I'll have to, right?
LOL I think that day is soon to come. See with Moose he loves using the BIG smarty guy words as well. So when he sees your post I think you and him are going to have a bit of fun.
I can't wait to see who comes out the winner of this one.
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wow this kid had a shit load of time on his hands...
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wow this kid had a shit load of time on his hands...
ya i agree with you d. i mean that is along post up there. i mean if i was getting owned by mafia guys i would either try really hard to get them or i woudl not come into the server. but then again that is me.
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No way am I reading all that. I could probably sum it up in one sentence though.
Blah blah blah, I got pwned and need to cry about it, blah blah blah."
Someone who read it, was I close?
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LOL I think that day is soon to come. See with Moose he loves using the BIG smarty guy words as well. So when he sees your post I think you and him are going to have a bit of fun.
I can't wait to see who comes out the winner of this one.
I will.
pretention: an allegation of doubtful value; a claim or an effort to establish a claim
blather: talking foolishly at length
Those are exactly the words I needed to use; I didn't use them to sound smart.
No way am I reading all that. I could probably sum it up in one sentence though.
Someone who read it, was I close?
Damn boy, you hit the nail on the head. You swear you didn't read it? Amazing....
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While this is quite amusing, please continue it in this thread. (http://www.mafiaowns.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=1308)
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Um this is a flame and needs to stay here...
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Yeah I recognize ButtSlappingPi rate. I know the reason he got kicked now, it is because he's gay.
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Please. Don't try to psychoanalyze us, you pretentious malcontent. Whatever it is that is irking you, get over it. You get pissed off at a computer game? Trust me dude, we're not the problem. If we've robbed you of some sort of satisfaction that you get out of a computer game, the satisfaction you can find in no other facet of life we can't influence, then you, buddy, are the one with a problem. I'm sorry your parents are never around, and I'm sorry your friends abandoned you. If I knew you, I'd maybe help you out. But I don't. So don't come in here blathering about the state of things, ignoring how obvious it is that yours is the train wreck, not ours.
God I rule. I can't stop being awesome. One day I will though. I'll have to, right?
(Rubbing hands gleefully....)Well, hello, Elliott.
Amazing who will pick up the gaunlet, once it is thrown down...
Quite a display of big words, there, sir. First of all, the only thing that is "irking" me, initially, is watching immature people with prison guard behavior scream out the word "ownage" while hiding behind invisible force fields....and then abusing admin powers (just like prison guards do) if someone displays even the slightest bit of skill. If you can't play without the force fields, perches, radar, or indestructible planes, then shut the fuck up. If you also can't handle someone else killing you, then shut the fuck up. Immediately following that "irkage" is idiots like yourself who lack any sense of self-identity, and join up with the loser socioeconomic group displayed during my telling of "Irkage" #1. The only reason I 'joined' a clan, was to have a little easier access to the dwindling number of BF servers...so I don't have to sit there and stroll through dozens of empty BF servers on Quickmatch. I can head straight there first, and if it's empty, then I can go looking. I don't give a tinker's damn about the politics, the Top Secret Howdy Doody Decoder Ring patches, or the self-absorbed egos that follow most clans...such as Mafia. Your pointless self-absorption knows no bounds.
Satisfaction denied? Nah, I really don't give a shit, Smelliott. I can just load up another game, go ride one of my motorcycles, drive one of my cars...or take my kids to a movie. I hardly play BF nowadays...I have only shown up on the Mafia server recently, to follow a fellow clan member in. That's pretty much it. However, I don't care about the glitches, or cheats....it's the people, the attitudes. Fine, set up your super secret death perches. I could really give a shit. But don't sit there and run your mouth as if you actually have SKILL, and then try to threaten people if they happen to kill you back. Once again, following the mental disciplines of Prison Guards. Harass and attack the inmates from behind "safe" walls, where the inmates can't attack them back, your admins giggling like child molestors. It's pretty fucking sick, actually.
And you support these greaseballs?
While this is quite amusing, please continue it in this thread. (http://www.mafiaowns.com/Forum/showthread.php?t=1308)
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Wow, look at that...a mafia member changing the rules because he is getting owned...where have I seen that before?
Yeah I recognize ButtSlappingPi rate. I know the reason he got kicked now, it is because he's gay.
Woo-Hoo! And here comes the lowest-common denominator strike of the evening!!!
Really, please get some new material. I think the word GAY has only been used about 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times in as many attempts at a weak comeback.
LOL I think that day is soon to come. See with Moose he loves using the BIG smarty guy words as well. So when he sees your post I think you and him are going to have a bit of fun.
I can't wait to see who comes out the winner of this one.
The outcome is already predetermined. I won the moment I got banned (again, lol) from the Mafia server...kind of like watching the first three Star Wars Episodes...we already know what happens to the Jedi....what you are seeing is simply how I won.
ya i agree with you d. i mean that is along post up there. i mean if i was getting owned by mafia guys i would either try really hard to get them or i woudl not come into the server. but then again that is me.
The key word is "try".
What you may have noticed, is that Mafia does not allow for "trying", hence the secret patches, perches, blah blah blah. Just like a prison guard to force control of his own environment... ..if this was only about who had what skill or talent, we wouldn't be talking. What are Mafia servers really about? An easy win...for Mafia players......k ind of like marrying pregnant women, isn't it? They don't, or can't expend the effort to try to get big kill counts/get the woman pregnant, so you instead marry a pregnant woman, or create a server where the mafia guys always win. Pretty ingenious, actually. You can then claim better rankings, better bragging rights, etc...what you guys are pissed off about, is that I simply brought all of this to the surface. It's not about cheating to win, it's all about creating an environment where there is simply no chance of a non-mafia member to win. This is why Mafia admins get so pissed off when someone kills them.
Next victim....
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Holy unnecessary posts batman.
Oh and by the way, I can end all this in one sentence and no matter what you say or how many large words you decide to use, I'm still right.
This is our server and we run it as we see fit, if you don't like it, take yourself elsewhere.
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Holy unnecessary posts batman.
Oh and by the way, I can end all this in one sentence and no matter what you say or how many large words you decide to use, I'm still right.
This is our server and we run it as we see fit, if you don't like it, take yourself elsewhere.
You are still right? Coming from one of the head prison guards...I take that as a complimentary verification of what I have been saying. Yes, you go right ahead and delete all of this. Confirm exactly what I have said...that you can't handle losing. You invite people in...and when things don't go your way....
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Nobody deleted anything and you're just making yourself look like a fool with your baseless accusations. I suggest you stop now before you make yourself out to be more of an idiot than you actually are.
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(Rubbing hands gleefully....)Well, hello, Elliott.
Amazing who will pick up the gaunlet, once it is thrown down...
Quite a display of big words, there, sir. First of all, the only thing that is "irking" me, initially, is watching immature people with prison guard behavior scream out the word "ownage" while hiding behind invisible force fields....and then abusing admin powers (just like prison guards do) if someone displays even the slightest bit of skill. If you can't play without the force fields, perches, radar, or indestructible planes, then shut the fuck up. If you also can't handle someone else killing you, then shut the fuck up. Immediately following that "irkage" is idiots like yourself who lack any sense of self-identity, and join up with the loser socioeconomic group displayed during my telling of "Irkage" #1. The only reason I 'joined' a clan, was to have a little easier access to the dwindling number of BF servers...so I don't have to sit there and stroll through dozens of empty BF servers on Quickmatch. I can head straight there first, and if it's empty, then I can go looking. I don't give a tinker's damn about the politics, the Top Secret Howdy Doody Decoder Ring patches, or the self-absorbed egos that follow most clans...such as Mafia. Your pointless self-absorption knows no bounds.
Satisfaction denied? Nah, I really don't give a shit, Smelliott. I can just load up another game, go ride one of my motorcycles, drive one of my cars...or take my kids to a movie. I hardly play BF nowadays...I have only shown up on the Mafia server recently, to follow a fellow clan member in. That's pretty much it. However, I don't care about the glitches, or cheats....it's the people, the attitudes. Fine, set up your super secret death perches. I could really give a shit. But don't sit there and run your mouth as if you actually have SKILL, and then try to threaten people if they happen to kill you back. Once again, following the mental disciplines of Prison Guards. Harass and attack the inmates from behind "safe" walls, where the inmates can't attack them back, your admins giggling like child molestors. It's pretty fucking sick, actually.
And you support these greaseballs?
First of all, please spare me the ass-kissing, and don't say I use lofty words. Lofty to you may not be lofty to me, and so you are admitting inferiority. Then again, I do like these forfeitures (you're the king).
Secondly, look. Your analogy of the prison guards is m'okay, but it's not really that good. A better way to describe our server is like a bicycle race. We, Mafians, have bicycles, and you non-Mafians have bicycles. Ours have motors. Yours are man-powered. At the moment. See, you can go out and buy a motor and race us on a level playing field, but you choose to enter a race you cannot win. In other words, we are not playing battlefield in an unethical way, just an unorthodox way - a different way. We are racing motorbikes, not chain-geared bikes. Do you want to race with us? If so, get a motor. Get the public hacks. Glitch into a wall. The gun goes off at the same time for us as for you, so beat us to the destination by all attainable means. Or go race the foot-pedalers. Or fuck off.
Thirdly, it's perfectly human to enjoy winning. It's human to want to win, and it's perfectly human to not regret doing so. However, I know what you're saying. Using a pistol in a boxing match might guarantee a win, but it sure seems sleazy. But you're making an assumption. You assume we care to win fairly. We don't. Does that make us sleazy? Perhaps. But our demeanor in a computer game environment you should not assume reflects our demeanor in any other realm. However, despite my request that you give us this benefit of the doubt, you don't have to. I cannot defend my clan-mates. I can defend myself. I am not sleazy. I go to a good school; I work hard; I was class president; I volunteer by teaching 3rd graders to read and do mathematics; etc. Now, one thing I do to relax is play computer games. I don't do it too often, just as you don't, but I do it enough to call it a "hobby." I go to a school which assigns a workload that ranks #10 in the nation. When I pursue a hobby, or if I am enjoying "down time," I don't want stress. I don't want to lose. So, I cheat. I ensure that I win and that I have a good time. You can crucify me or berate me for this, but I'd rather you let me peacefully go about my business.
p.s. If you think you have any rebuttal of value, you're mistaken. To follow your impulse is to waste your time...and potentially mine/ours. Do us a favor: Instead of working hard to convince us we are depraved per A) our actions or B) the insipid environment you say we create, make a simple choice. A) Play with us; or B) Play without us. S-I-M-P-L-E.
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MY eyes hurt, To big of words never heard of them. Wow, what a fool you are evil. Mafia Owns your @$$. Your going to be mafia "LIL" Bitch if keep this up.
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First of all, please spare me the ass-kissing, and don't say I use lofty words. Lofty to you may not be lofty to me, and so you are admitting inferiority. Then again, I do like these forfeitures (you're the king).
Secondly, look. Your analogy of the prison guards is m'okay, but it's not really that good. A better way to describe our server is like a bicycle race. We, Mafians, have bicycles, and you non-Mafians have bicycles. Ours have motors. Yours are man-powered. At the moment. See, you can go out and buy a motor and race us on a level playing field, but you choose to enter a race you cannot win. In other words, we are not playing battlefield in an unethical way, just an unorthodox way - a different way. We are racing motorbikes, not chain-geared bikes. Do you want to race with us? If so, get a motor. Get the public hacks. Glitch into a wall. The gun goes off at the same time for us as for you, so beat us to the destination by all attainable means. Or go race the foot-pedalers. Or fuck off.
Thirdly, it's perfectly human to enjoy winning. It's human to want to win, and it's perfectly human to not regret doing so. However, I know what you're saying. Using a pistol in a boxing match might guarantee a win, but it sure seems sleazy. But you're making an assumption. You assume we care to win fairly. We don't. Does that make us sleazy? Perhaps. But our demeanor in a computer game environment you should not assume reflects our demeanor in any other realm. However, despite my request that you give us this benefit of the doubt, you don't have to. I cannot defend my clan-mates. I can defend myself. I am not sleazy. I go to a good school; I work hard; I was class president; I volunteer by teaching 3rd graders to read and do mathematics; etc. Now, one thing I do to relax is play computer games. I don't do it too often, just as you don't, but I do it enough to call it a "hobby." I go to a school which assigns a workload that ranks #10 in the nation. When I pursue a hobby, or if I am enjoying "down time," I don't want stress. I don't want to lose. So, I cheat. I ensure that I win and that I have a good time. You can crucify me or berate me for this, but I'd rather you let me peacefully go about my business.
p.s. If you think you have any rebuttal of value, you're mistaken. To follow your impulse is to waste your time...and potentially mine/ours. Do us a favor: Instead of working hard to convince us we are depraved per A) our actions or B) the insipid environment you say we create, make a simple choice. A) Play with us; or B) Play without us. S-I-M-P-L-E.
Wow, that was quite possibly the most stirring pile of poop I have read in quite some time.
First of all, I really don't care what you do in your spare time. I only mentioned it to show that I don't have a personal stake in your stupidity.
Next, to assume I don't have a rebuttal of value? You just shot yourself in the foot, and basically (in a wannabe liberally enlightened way) admitted you don't have the game-playing skills to compete in a NORMAL BF envrionment. You also state that you enjoy the pre-packaged wins that the Mafia server gives you, since you are too busy with your 'enlightened' social life to learn how to play without hacks...once again confirming what I said, that you have ZERO skills to play without the Howdy Doody bullshit.
Bicycle analogies? Wow, how primitive, and how diverting. I gave you a basic summary of why Mafia is in existence...an d you again confirm it. You ARE sleazy. That WAS confirmed. You guys DO behave like prison guards. And try as you might to state that one's behavior on the gaming battlefield does not transcend into real life? You are quite possibly the biggest enlightened idiot I have ever met, if you don't believe that. Pro Monkey, titties, and Insane, by your unqualified estimation, are pillars of the community away from your server? RIGHT. That psychologicall y holds about as much water as a spaghetti strainer, Elliott. Actually, in the psychological world, one's behavior in such a setting as a "rigged" game server is quite valuable in assessing one's off-screen behavior...wha t you say has a strong background in defining the kind of character you possess. You have players giggling like child molestors when they kill from rigged perches.....Go spend some time watching films of prison guards doing various psychological testing....and how they giggle when someone is being hurt...and then get back to me. Your continued justification for your involvement with these losers falls more and more into question....
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Evil mooose needs a bitch slapping. Your crying cause mafia pwns you.
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Nobody deleted anything and you're just making yourself look like a fool with your baseless accusations. I suggest you stop now before you make yourself out to be more of an idiot than you actually are.
No, insane...let me blow your current argument out of the water...
1. You hide my thread in the SPAM room. Bonehead moved it back.
2. You mention your Godlike abilities in being able to delete anything I say,
Now, are my accusations entirely baseless? Why, I couldn't see ANY reason for stating that you might delete this....try again, or better yet, just let Elliott continue to hammer away at me in a futile manner...he at least provokes more laughter.
Oh, and by the way, Masebot....go back and do the third grade all over again.....
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here u Evil :'( crying cause mafia owned u and ur there servant. now bow down to them your new masters. I will own you on BF1942. Hay evil I no human I am a wolf.
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here u Evil :'( crying cause mafia owned u and ur there servant. now bow down to them your new masters. I will own you on BF1942. Hay evil I no human I am a wolf.
Well, I do admit that you have the bumbling typing style of a wolf trying to peck away at a keyboard...and that you smell like a wolf....
Could you go away, please? You are disrupting an engaging conversation between two educated individuals, and your butchered grammar is sounding far more illiterate that what might be accepted as normal in this place...
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thank youfor calling em a wolf and i smeel gd lkike a wolf. for that i leave you guys alone andd have your conversation. MAFIANS still own u
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No, insane...let me blow your current argument out of the water...
1. You hide my thread in the SPAM room. Bonehead moved it back.
2. You mention your Godlike abilities in being able to delete anything I say,
Now, are my accusations entirely baseless? Why, I couldn't see ANY reason for stating that you might delete this....try again, or better yet, just let Elliott continue to hammer away at me in a futile manner...he at least provokes more laughter.
Oh, and by the way, Masebot....go back and do the third grade all over again.....
OK, well now you're making things up. I didn't hide your thread in the spam room, I made a copy of it and merged it with the thread Loaded made and told you two to continue your endless bickering in there, since the rest of us honestly could care less about your psychological evaluation of us.
Secondly, what are you talking about my Godlike abilities? All I said was that "Nobody deleted anything". How you turn that into me "mention[ing] your Godlike abilities in being able to delete anything I say" is beyond me.
I'll say it again because I am really getting annoyed with you and this thread. This is a fucking computer game. On the internet. Anyone who lets a computer game take over their existence so that they feel the need to go on some clan's forum for 2 days straight and bitch about their latest owning is in need of some real psychological evaluation, none of this bullshit you are trying to pull with your invalid accusations and pointless analogies.
We could all care less about your opinions of us and no matter how many 13 paragraph posts you make, we will continue to play the way we want to play on OUR server.
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LOL go to this post Insane... Evil Moose of Doom is a DOA Member (http://s10.invisionfree.com/Atheria/index.php?showtopic=197&st=0&#entry299305).
Just think I could find out what we need soon Insane, I am sure you know what I am talking about. Man I feel like a old women with to much time on HER hands.
With that said... Beetle I would think you could had seen...
[DOA] Pirate
[DOA] PIRATE
[DOA] Evil Barney 007
[DOA] EvilBarney 007
...kicked from the server and not the name I gave at the start of this thread. I have more if you want them, but I think the DOA names are the funning part of this.
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Wow, that was quite possibly the most stirring pile of poop I have read in quite some time.
First of all, I really don't care what you do in your spare time. I only mentioned it to show that I don't have a personal stake in your stupidity.
Next, to assume I don't have a rebuttal of value? You just shot yourself in the foot, and basically (in a wannabe liberally enlightened way) admitted you don't have the game-playing skills to compete in a NORMAL BF envrionment. You also state that you enjoy the pre-packaged wins that the Mafia server gives you, since you are too busy with your 'enlightened' social life to learn how to play without hacks...once again confirming what I said, that you have ZERO skills to play without the Howdy Doody bullshit.
Bicycle analogies? Wow, how primitive, and how diverting. I gave you a basic summary of why Mafia is in existence...an d you again confirm it. You ARE sleazy. That WAS confirmed. You guys DO behave like prison guards. And try as you might to state that one's behavior on the gaming battlefield does not transcend into real life? You are quite possibly the biggest enlightened idiot I have ever met, if you don't believe that. Pro Monkey, titties, and Insane, by your unqualified estimation, are pillars of the community away from your server? RIGHT. That psychologicall y holds about as much water as a spaghetti strainer, Elliott. Actually, in the psychological world, one's behavior in such a setting as a "rigged" game server is quite valuable in assessing one's off-screen behavior...wha t you say has a strong background in defining the kind of character you possess. You have players giggling like child molestors when they kill from rigged perches.....Go spend some time watching films of prison guards doing various psychological testing....and how they giggle when someone is being hurt...and then get back to me. Your continued justification for your involvement with these losers falls more and more into question....
First, you're right; I did admit to delighting in the easy path to victory. I do use hacks in lieu of exhibiting skill. Why? Because I can, I want to, and I don't give a FUCK about whether or not you approve of it. However, I did not admit to "not having" skills. After all, does a carpenter who uses a power tool not have the ability to turn a screwdriver? Perhaps, but you could not know simply by watching him use a powertool. Don't let your anger stifle your capacity for rational thought.
Second, the bicycle analogy was not only NOT a diversion, but it took your windy, jittery train and put it on a smooth, straight track - the opposite of diversion.
Third, I can't help but mention I study psychology. By no stretch of the imagination do I know what it's all about, but I know enough to know you are spouting presumptions rather than fact or supported theory. There are very few absolutes in psychology, so to blanketedly stating that ALL actions in cyberspace transcend into real life is just silly - and that, sir, is why I know your rants hold no water. Although I have to admit I am a little hazy on what you mean by the rigidity of the server. You seem to imply there are many rules, constraints and various other forms controling your impulses or desires. If you do imply that, you're really wasting my time. I can't be having arguments with people who don't think things through before they say them. I came here to say something, and I said it. As far as I see it, I can sit here and poke holes in your derailed diatribe all day, but I'd rather not. But if you need a lesson in logic and coherence, I'm your go-to guy.
Thanks, so much.
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LOL go to this post Insane... Evil Moose of Doom is a DOA Member (http://s10.invisionfree.com/Atheria/index.php?showtopic=197&st=0&#entry299305).
Just think I could find out what we need soon Insane, I am sure you know what I am talking about. Man I feel like a old women with to much time on HER hands.
With that said... Beetle I would think you could had seen...
[DOA] Pirate
[DOA] PIRATE
[DOA] Evil Barney 007
[DOA] EvilBarney 007
...kicked from the server and not the name I gave at the start of this thread. I have more if you want them, but I think the DOA names are the funning part of this.
What exactly is supposed to be funny? That I didn't spend 7 months begging and groveling to join Mafia? Well, consider it funny, then.
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Holy unnecessary posts batman.
Oh and by the way, I can end all this in one sentence and no matter what you say or how many large words you decide to use, I'm still right.
This is our server and we run it as we see fit, if you don't like it, take yourself elsewhere.
Uh, Gee...there is your "deletion" you spoke of....
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Well, I do admit that you have the bumbling typing style of a wolf trying to peck away at a keyboard...and that you smell like a wolf....
Could you go away, please? You are disrupting an engaging conversation between two educated individuals, and your butchered grammar is sounding far more illiterate that what might be accepted as normal in this place...
Run along, tired fawn. Run home to the river's bank and take a nap next to mother, under the willow.
By the way, Moose of Doom: No offense, but because I don't actually care about anything you say, I don't really take this argument too seriously. So, I hope you don't take it seriously either. I'm the type of debater who much prefers the hunt over the kill; so, win, lose or draw, it's just a stupid argument for the sake of arguing (as far as I'm concerned). So, carry on - but not in this fashion. (I'm bored of it.)
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Uh, Gee...there is your "deletion" you spoke of....
Theres a difference between deleting posts and merging 6 consecutive posts into one there genius.
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First, you're right; I did admit to delighting in the easy path to victory. I do use hacks in lieu of exhibiting skill. Why? Because I can, I want to, and I don't give a FUCK about whether or not you approve of it. However, I did not admit to "not having" skills. After all, does a carpenter who uses a power tool not have the ability to turn a screwdriver? Perhaps, but you could not know simply by watching him use a powertool. Don't let your anger stifle your capacity for rational thought.
Second, the bicycle analogy was not only NOT a diversion, but it took your windy, jittery train and put it on a smooth, straight track - the opposite of diversion.
Third, I can't help but mention I study psychology. By no stretch of the imagination do I know what it's all about, but I know enough to know you are spouting presumptions rather than fact or supported theory. There are very few absolutes in psychology, so to blanketedly stating that ALL actions in cyberspace transcend into real life is just silly - and that, sir, is why I know your rants hold no water. Although I have to admit I am a little hazy on what you mean by the rigidity of the server. You seem to imply there are many rules, constraints and various other forms controling your impulses or desires. If you do imply that, you're really wasting my time. I can't be having arguments with people who don't think things through before they say them. I came here to say something, and I said it. As far as I see it, I can sit here and poke holes in your derailed diatribe all day, but I'd rather not. But if you need a lesson in logic and coherence, I'm your go-to guy.
Thanks, so much.
First of all, I could really give a load of Dingo's Kidneys about what you think of me, and whether or not I "approve" of your tactics. You admitted you have no skill, great, at least you were being honest.....Som ething the rest of the Mafia clan could learn from.
What is this, by the way?
"After all, does a carpenter who uses a power tool not have the ability to turn a screwdriver? Perhaps, but you could not know simply by watching him use a powertool. Perhaps, but you could not know simply by watching him use a powertool"...........
Carpentry and video games? Yeah, those two go together, kind of like Mafia and Punkbuster.... oil and water....tooth paste and steak sauce. My assessment is this: A carpenter uses power tools to save time and effort. In addition, since I am in the repair business, and use BOTH kinds of tools on a daily basis...I only get precision out of a screwdriver..a nd use the power tools to get out of doing hard work. Quit trying to attach pointless metaphors to this, as you guys die just as easily as any noob out there when you get away from your hack/Secret Area cocoons...and also, quit trying to assume that I am angry. I am actually rationally laughing my ass off watching you come up with new and inventive ways of supporting degenerates. This is the reason why I got out of psychology...n o one really wants to call a spade a spade, but instead spends hours trying to come up with creative ways to describe their support for said degenerates.
And this?
"Third, I can't help but mention I study psychology. By no stretch of the imagination do I know what it's all about, but I know enough to know you are spouting presumptions rather than fact or supported theory. There are very few absolutes in psychology, so to blanketedly stating that ALL actions in cyberspace transcend into real life is just silly - and that, sir, is why I know your rants hold no water."
I didn't say that ALL actions in cyberspace transcend into real life. Looks like Elliott the Chump is making more Grade-AAA ASSumptions. Step away from the liberally-enlightened GENERAL PSYCHOLOGY textbook kool-aide for 20 minutes, and spend some time doing actual research on criminal behavior.....s omething you are not going to find in your required General Psych classes at your local community college. What you SAY, SAYS alot about your character, and personality traits...espec ially when you exhibit the same behavior....re peatedly....ma p after map....
Yes, apparently, you are finished. What you essentially have accomplished, in such a long-winded manner, is this: You have told us the following...
1. You don't care who you play with, even if some of them act like greaseball child molestors...ju st don't interfere with your play time
2. In order to remain a member of Mafia's elite "club", one must ignore obviously glaring personality disorders of the admins
3. Mafia servers are pre-packaged wins for those same admins..and cannot tolerate losing...even if it means abuse of admin priviledges
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
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Theres a difference between deleting posts and merging 6 consecutive posts into one there genius.
Wow, deletion powers at work again...lol...
You "deleted" the quote in which I PROVED you were suggesting you could delete everything I typed...lol..
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Alright well since you obviously are just making crap up I'm done with you.
Any time you need something to complain about again just let me know and I will gladly get on the server and hand you te beating of a lifetime.
Also all of your statements are quite hypocritical since I remember a time when there were DOA only things in many of your maps. To my knowledge those have been removed but still, every point you make is based around the fact that we have special "kill areas" I guess you call them, while your clan had the same exact things. Quite humorous actually.
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Run along, tired fawn. Run home to the river's bank and take a nap next to mother, under the willow.
By the way, Moose of Doom: No offense, but because I don't actually care about anything you say, I don't really take this argument too seriously. So, I hope you don't take it seriously either. I'm the type of debater who much prefers the hunt over the kill; so, win, lose or draw, it's just a stupid argument for the sake of arguing (as far as I'm concerned). So, carry on - but not in this fashion. (I'm bored of it.)
Wow, so he runs away...What, can't find any other creative way of expressing support for degenerates? Don't give me that B.S. about being too noble to continue to engage me in a verbal sparring match. The fact is, is that I exposed what it is that Mafia is all about...plain and simple: Prepackaged wins, and the prison guards who win them. Any attempt to derail this fact....falls on it's face.
As I foretold...I won.
I walked in, I verbally kicked you in the nuts, slapped your face, and screwed your girlfriend, and in your own forum.
What happened exactly, for this to occur?
I will explain.
Prison Guards don't like having their personality disorders exposed to the public. Their only means for personal gratification is to control their environment, hence through excessive abuse of admin powers(Insane, Pro Helo Monkey, Titties, for example), or deletion of threads/posts(what Insane threatened to do)...and you really can't control a public forum....The prison guards here can't filter out what I say, or they basically confirm everything that I have said. A sort of indefeatable moebius loop....
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Alright well since you obviously are just making crap up I'm done with you.
Any time you need something to complain about again just let me know and I will gladly get on the server and hand you te beating of a lifetime.
Also all of your statements are quite hypocritical since I remember a time when there were DOA only things in many of your maps. To my knowledge those have been removed but still, every point you make is based around the fact that we have special "kill areas" I guess you call them, while your clan had the same exact things. Quite humorous actually.
DOA-only things? Special kill perches? Nah, we toyed with the idea of doa-only things...too greasy, and not worth the trouble, and invincibility gets a little boring after 30 seconds, unless you are a prison guard.......sp ecial kill perches? Nope, unless there was something I hadn't seen...and I would have been told about it.
No, the Mafia clan server is the only server where I have seen an ongoing prepackaged win setup...
Insane...your name suits you. I show you where you threatened to delete what I had posted...and then your response is total diversion by means of humiliation(failed), and accusing me of being paranoid(paraphrasing), saying that I am seeing things that aren't there. I point it out, you change the subject. I once again point it out, you once again change the subject.
Anyone see a pattern here?
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I just don't get it, really I don't... Bitch, bitch and bitch some more about how WE and how OUR servers are, but yet still come HERE and to OUR server. Help me understand, please.
Yes I am 39 years old and can't use the big words you all do, so I will type things like the simple person I am.
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Wow, so he runs away...What, can't find any other creative way of expressing support for degenerates? Don't give me that B.S. about being too noble to continue to engage me in a verbal sparring match. The fact is, is that I exposed what it is that Mafia is all about...plain and simple: Prepackaged wins, and the prison guards who win them. Any attempt to derail this fact....falls on it's face.
As I foretold...I won.
I walked in, I verbally kicked you in the nuts, slapped your face, and screwed your girlfriend, and in your own forum.
What happened exactly, for this to occur?
I will explain.
Prison Guards don't like having their personality disorders exposed to the public. Their only means for personal gratification is to control their environment, hence through excessive abuse of admin powers(Insane, Pro Helo Monkey, Titties, for example), or deletion of threads/posts(what Insane threatened to do)...and you really can't control a public forum....The prison guards here can't filter out what I say, or they basically confirm everything that I have said. A sort of indefeatable moebius loop....
If you feel the need to point out to everyone that you won, you didn't. There's nothing to "win" here. You came here and bitched about being owned, made false accusations about most of our members, and yet still... nobody cares. You will probably keep rambling on about us "prison guards" as you call us. Feel free. The fact remains that even after you are gone, we will still be here doing the same things. Nobody gives two shits about you or what you think, so take yourself elsewhere or deal with it. Simple as that.
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LOL I am getting a kick out of this (Clapping hands and bouncing up and down in chair) More more!
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Wow, so he runs away...What, can't find any other creative way of expressing support for degenerates? Don't give me that B.S. about being too noble to continue to engage me in a verbal sparring match. The fact is, is that I exposed what it is that Mafia is all about...plain and simple: Prepackaged wins, and the prison guards who win them. Any attempt to derail this fact....falls on it's face.
As I foretold...I won.
I walked in, I verbally kicked you in the nuts, slapped your face, and screwed your girlfriend, and in your own forum.
What happened exactly, for this to occur?
I will explain.
Prison Guards don't like having their personality disorders exposed to the public. Their only means for personal gratification is to control their environment, hence through excessive abuse of admin powers(Insane, Pro Helo Monkey, Titties, for example), or deletion of threads/posts(what Insane threatened to do)...and you really can't control a public forum....The prison guards here can't filter out what I say, or they basically confirm everything that I have said. A sort of indefeatable moebius loop....
I'm going to offer up to you a little concept called the "persona." Creators of fiction, we can create personas by our words and our actions/demeanor. That being said, while you may think I/we am/are depraved souls, consider the possibility that we are acting consciously as such. You're not smart. Well, not as smart as I am...and you never will be. Don't refer to the text I've read as the caliber you'd find in a community college. It implies I intend one or one of similar quality when the fact is this: I go to the #7 college in the USA, and no matter how self-righteous you are, and no matter how sleazy I may appear online, I'll still be buying and selling your ass (and those of your children and husband) 10 times over. Don't insult my mind. There's a reason President Bush flies down to watch me (and others) deliver speeches to distinguished members of Academia. Oh, go ahead. Tell me I'm lying. I know the story's unbelievable, because I am an unbelievably awesome person. Suck my dick. Or should I say, get in line to.
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hey homey what school you go to?......
by the way pirate pwns ur ass
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Yukk']hey homey what school you go to?......
by the way pirate pwns ur ass
Davidson. Don't come looking to score with me. I don't swing that way. But if you want to score something else, I can hook it up. ;)
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haha u suck i go to yale/columbia/the other good one...
lol just jokin...
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Bravo man nice speech. i agrree wiht u on a lot of things u said. Thanks for speakin out man. Once again nice speech.
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First off it's PRO HELI ASS M@nkie and u have have a pretty big thing about PRISON GUARDS what's the big prob about PRISON GUARDS u say PRISON GUARDS in every thread u have posted, it sounds like u just came out of prison.
If it's my guess i think u did just got out of prison and all of us MAFIANS remind u of the prison guards. Did the Prison GUARDS have thier way with u ? Or did they
sit there and giggle and laugh (like us MAFIANS) while big black nigger cock rammed it's way into ur ASS!!! Is that y we remind u of PRISON GUARDS?
If so I'd like to leave u with this thought any time u see me (*MAFIA* PRO HELI ASS M@NKIE) or (*MAFIA* INSANE) OWNING UR ASS) We will be more then happy to accompany u as ur PRISON GUARDS to make u feel more at home as we watch ur ASS getting ripped open by that BIG FAT BLACK NIGGER COCK, if that makes u more secure in coming to our server knowing that is exactly what ur going to get!!! If not quit joining our server F U C K E R ! ! !
YOURS TRULY,
#1 PRISON GUARD
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OH, WHAT THE CRAP!?! Is that really Pro!?! I don't believe it, he got off the server and got on the forums.:D
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Yawwwwnnnnnnn. ...and that's all I have to say bout that.
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Yawwwwnnnnnnn....and that's all I have to say bout that.
I'm high. Please.
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M'Kay I had enough time to read moose's shit and I can tell him one thing.....
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you still are retarded
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If you feel the need to point out to everyone that you won, you didn't. There's nothing to "win" here. You came here and bitched about being owned, made false accusations about most of our members, and yet still... nobody cares. You will probably keep rambling on about us "prison guards" as you call us. Feel free. The fact remains that even after you are gone, we will still be here doing the same things. Nobody gives two shits about you or what you think, so take yourself elsewhere or deal with it. Simple as that.
False accusations?
Your members verfied EVERYTHING, and then came up with lame-assed excuses for justifcation purposes...lol ...
After I am gone, you will still be doing the same things? God, I hope so...just watching the power-abusing antics of the prison guard admins (you included) produces rounds of laughter....
And as far as nobody giving two shits about what I think....well, you got sucked into this argument, didn't you? People who are typically in the not-giving-two-shits business usually avoid this sort of discussion...a nd yet, here you are.
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I'm going to offer up to you a little concept called the "persona." Creators of fiction, we can create personas by our words and our actions/demeanor. That being said, while you may think I/we am/are depraved souls, consider the possibility that we are acting consciously as such. You're not smart. Well, not as smart as I am...and you never will be. Don't refer to the text I've read as the caliber you'd find in a community college. It implies I intend one or one of similar quality when the fact is this: I go to the #7 college in the USA, and no matter how self-righteous you are, and no matter how sleazy I may appear online, I'll still be buying and selling your ass (and those of your children and husband) 10 times over. Don't insult my mind. There's a reason President Bush flies down to watch me (and others) deliver speeches to distinguished members of Academia. Oh, go ahead. Tell me I'm lying. I know the story's unbelievable, because I am an unbelievably awesome person. Suck my dick. Or should I say, get in line to.
And let me get this straight, Smelliot.....y ou are an established member of academia?
Pardon me, whilst I borrow an internet slang term.....
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
The #7 college in the nation? By who's standards? Private or Public? First of all, if it's a public university that you are attending, my condolences to your parents, who bought a B.S. line; hook, line, and sinker, that public colleges actually educate anybody. What public colleges are actually for, is socialist indoctrination purposes(call me paranoid, or a cab...there is no way in hell you can deny it), mixed in with a bit of actual instruction. If you are attending a private institution... and actually got the grades/parents bought off the right admissions person to get in...
Why do you hang around here then? I detect a bit of a superiority complex...the need to hang around people of lesser inteliigences, to make yourself feel even smarter, as most prison guards cannot handle people smarter than they are. I cannot stand to listen to people butcher the English language, yet, you are joined at the hip with these same morons. Why? Do you feel sorry for the guys? If you are of liberal persuasion, I can see your need to be here....to grind elbows with "joe six-pack", so you don't appear to be too snooty in public...lol.. .Yes, Smelliott, please educate us....
Why are you here again?
1. You have admitted you can't play worth a shit, and cannot compete unless you have help
2. According to you, you are too smart for me...but yet, I have pretty much verbally owned every player in here on this forum...so that would have to make me smarter than them, right? But if I am way too stupid for you, just how stupid are your clan mates that are obviously more stupid than I am? If I only rate a 80 I.Q., why your friends here must be pushing maybe a 40 IQ according to your estimation, right? Wow, it must be nice to have friends that don't mind that your opinion of them rates somewhere in the "hideously stupid" range...
3. People here are only "ACTING"? Right, Smelliott. Do me a favor, and please quit assuming that I am dumber than you are. What the fuck do you know about acting? Zilch. I spent at least 10 years doing theatre acting, improv, and I have even been in a few TV commercials. Your buddies are only "acting" this shit out? RRRRRRRIGHT. Then why not act like a "good" player? Why are these guys always picking "acting parts" that always drop them to the lowest common denominator? The truth is, is that you are seriously grasping for straws, my publicly educated friend. These guys couldn't act to save their lives. Had you actually spent any time among people fresh out of the gutter (the Admins here), you would immediately spot certain personality traits and disorders...an d your having failed to do so, along with your insistence that they are all just a bunch of great guys totally misunderstood. ...that tells me that while you may know a thing or two from a college perspective... you haven't got the common sense that God gave a rubber duck.
Oh, and to additionally prove how big of an idiot YOU are? Why does a president ever visit a school? It's called "public relations", you loser. They show up at "prominent" schools to boost public approval ratings..liste ning to self-important "speakers" such as yourself think they are making a difference with the prez in the audience...pub lic officials get a big kick out of knowing what the people they meet at these schools will say..."Oh, hey, I met the president"..."wow, I SPOKE in front of the president"...
I await your humble reply, if you are "smart" enough to dare to try...
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First off it's PRO HELI ASS M@nkie and u have have a pretty big thing about PRISON GUARDS what's the big prob about PRISON GUARDS u say PRISON GUARDS in every thread u have posted, it sounds like u just came out of prison.
If it's my guess i think u did just got out of prison and all of us MAFIANS remind u of the prison guards. Did the Prison GUARDS have thier way with u ? Or did they
sit there and giggle and laugh (like us MAFIANS) while big black nigger cock rammed it's way into ur ASS!!! Is that y we remind u of PRISON GUARDS?
If so I'd like to leave u with this thought any time u see me (*MAFIA* PRO HELI ASS M@NKIE) or (*MAFIA* INSANE) OWNING UR ASS) We will be more then happy to accompany u as ur PRISON GUARDS to make u feel more at home as we watch ur ASS getting ripped open by that BIG FAT BLACK NIGGER COCK, if that makes u more secure in coming to our server knowing that is exactly what ur going to get!!! If not quit joining our server F U C K E R ! ! !
YOURS TRULY,
#1 PRISON GUARD
Wow, one of the prison guards graces our presence....
Pro Loser Monkey, why don't you stick with doing lines of coke, smoking pot, or whatever illegal substance you are abusing at this time, and stay away from trying to outthink me. You really suck at it....although, you do a grand job of showing the true nature of mafia administration ....
First of all, I have never been in da "big house"...while you are headed there if you continue with your claimed "substance abuse".....I got to spend quite a bit of time studying them, however, and speaking to people who were wrongly convicted and imprisoned of crimes...Clean out your veins, and you would be a perfect prison guard candidate...if the inmates didn't kill you first...
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Are you guys going to take that?
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Take what... I can't read all of that, I am a old man!
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Yeah I skipped a lot of it too, but what I read wasn't too nice.
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Yeah I skipped a lot of it too, but what I read wasn't too nice.
I guess I will have to come back to it and read it later.
EDIT... Wow what a mean person he is, I am hurt. I will say this he is a bit "Stuck" on himself isn't he. Bullshit or truth on what he has said, don't care.
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And let me get this straight, Smelliot.....y ou are an established member of academia?
Pardon me, whilst I borrow an internet slang term.....
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
The #7 college in the nation? By who's standards? Private or Public? First of all, if it's a public university that you are attending, my condolences to your parents, who bought a B.S. line; hook, line, and sinker, that public colleges actually educate anybody. What public colleges are actually for, is socialist indoctrination purposes(call me paranoid, or a cab...there is no way in hell you can deny it), mixed in with a bit of actual instruction. If you are attending a private institution... and actually got the grades/parents bought off the right admissions person to get in...
Why do you hang around here then? I detect a bit of a superiority complex...the need to hang around people of lesser inteliigences, to make yourself feel even smarter, as most prison guards cannot handle people smarter than they are. I cannot stand to listen to people butcher the English language, yet, you are joined at the hip with these same morons. Why? Do you feel sorry for the guys? If you are of liberal persuasion, I can see your need to be here....to grind elbows with "joe six-pack", so you don't appear to be too snooty in public...lol.. .Yes, Smelliott, please educate us....
Why are you here again?
1. You have admitted you can't play worth a shit, and cannot compete unless you have help
2. According to you, you are too smart for me...but yet, I have pretty much verbally owned every player in here on this forum...so that would have to make me smarter than them, right? But if I am way too stupid for you, just how stupid are your clan mates that are obviously more stupid than I am? If I only rate a 80 I.Q., why your friends here must be pushing maybe a 40 IQ according to your estimation, right? Wow, it must be nice to have friends that don't mind that your opinion of them rates somewhere in the "hideously stupid" range...
3. People here are only "ACTING"? Right, Smelliott. Do me a favor, and please quit assuming that I am dumber than you are. What the fuck do you know about acting? Zilch. I spent at least 10 years doing theatre acting, improv, and I have even been in a few TV commercials. Your buddies are only "acting" this shit out? RRRRRRRIGHT. Then why not act like a "good" player? Why are these guys always picking "acting parts" that always drop them to the lowest common denominator? The truth is, is that you are seriously grasping for straws, my publicly educated friend. These guys couldn't act to save their lives. Had you actually spent any time among people fresh out of the gutter (the Admins here), you would immediately spot certain personality traits and disorders...an d your having failed to do so, along with your insistence that they are all just a bunch of great guys totally misunderstood. ...that tells me that while you may know a thing or two from a college perspective... you haven't got the common sense that God gave a rubber duck.
Oh, and to additionally prove how big of an idiot YOU are? Why does a president ever visit a school? It's called "public relations", you loser. They show up at "prominent" schools to boost public approval ratings..liste ning to self-important "speakers" such as yourself think they are making a difference with the prez in the audience...pub lic officials get a big kick out of knowing what the people they meet at these schools will say..."Oh, hey, I met the president"..."wow, I SPOKE in front of the president"...
I await your humble reply, if you are "smart" enough to dare to try...
I go to a private college on a scholarship. Mommy and Daddy didn't have a hand in my acceptance. My dad went to Harvard. If I wanted an easy ticket to a great school, I would've applied to Harvard and gone. So fuck off.
The reason I know you are dumber than I am, is your inability to read. I never once said I cannot play without cheats. I said I chose not to. Doing A does not mean you cannot do B; rather, doing A means you aren't doing B. It's really simple logic, and if it's over your head, I'll stop now.
I was talking about myself, regarding the acting. I act like a jerk because I think it's funny to watch the 11 year olds squirm, not because I have inferiority issues and find that the only people I can boss around are people in a server. But what a great piece for your argument if I had! (Ah, you just make things up anyway.)
My IQ is 156. Does that make you stupid? No. Does that make my clanmates stupid? No. It makes you/them sub-156 (in theory). I could never KNOW they are so, only assume based on the rarity of a 156 or higher.
Regarding the President, you obviously don't believe me, and that's fine. I never said he visited my school. You made that part up. I said he flew down. Reading between the lines is a valuable skill, but only if you know how to do it.
I'm going to Nicaragua soon, so you better wrap this up. You'll never beat me, if that helps quell you.
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I go to a private college on a scholarship. Mommy and Daddy didn't have a hand in my acceptance. My dad went to Harvard. If I wanted an easy ticket to a great school, I would've applied to Harvard and gone. So fuck off.
The reason I know you are dumber than I am, is your inability to read. I never once said I cannot play without cheats. I said I chose not to. Doing A does not mean you cannot do B; rather, doing A means you aren't doing B. It's really simple logic, and if it's over your head, I'll stop now.
I was talking about myself, regarding the acting. I act like a jerk because I think it's funny to watch the 11 year olds squirm, not because I have inferiority issues and find that the only people I can boss around are people in a server. But what a great piece for your argument if I had! (Ah, you just make things up anyway.)
My IQ is 156. Does that make you stupid? No. Does that make my clanmates stupid? No. It makes you/them sub-156 (in theory). I could never KNOW they are so, only assume based on the rarity of a 156 or higher.
Regarding the President, you obviously don't believe me, and that's fine. I never said he visited my school. You made that part up. I said he flew down. Reading between the lines is a valuable skill, but only if you know how to do it.
I'm going to Nicaragua soon, so you better wrap this up. You'll never beat me, if that helps quell you.
wow ur IQ is 156???
im smarter than you hhahahahahhaha ha
my IQ is 162 hahhahahahahha hahahaha
PWNED
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I highly doubt that. Oh and those bullshit internet IQ tests don't count.
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Yukk']wow ur IQ is 156???
im smarter than you hhahahahahhaha ha
my IQ is 162 hahhahahahahha hahahaha
PWNED
You've taken from me my only glory. Damn.
And by the way, IQ means different things based on the test you take. 100 is average, and 70 is retarded, yes. But gifted, genius and high genius are variable. 6 points is a highly negligible difference. But cream your pants if you want - it's more a compliment than an insult.
I highly doubt that. Oh and those bullshit internet IQ tests don't count.
Yeah, I took the eMode IQ test, and I aced it. My IQ was purported to be 142. I know that's not the highest, so I know that test is bogus. But for the record, I was tested by a psychiatrist and by MENSA as well. That's where I get 156 from. IQ tests are kind of b.s. anyhow. All they measure is potential, when potential doesn't mean shit. Performance is the real way to measure someone's value in the workplace, school, etc. I could be the smartest guy in the world, but if I'm not doing anything with my brain, I am as good as retarded. So, I shouldn't have even brought up IQ, but it carries a little weight - so I did.
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My IQ is 2, so there... By the way, I tested myself, but I didn't cheat.
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I go to a private college on a scholarship. Mommy and Daddy didn't have a hand in my acceptance. My dad went to Harvard. If I wanted an easy ticket to a great school, I would've applied to Harvard and gone. So fuck off.
The reason I know you are dumber than I am, is your inability to read. I never once said I cannot play without cheats. I said I chose not to. Doing A does not mean you cannot do B; rather, doing A means you aren't doing B. It's really simple logic, and if it's over your head, I'll stop now.
I was talking about myself, regarding the acting. I act like a jerk because I think it's funny to watch the 11 year olds squirm, not because I have inferiority issues and find that the only people I can boss around are people in a server. But what a great piece for your argument if I had! (Ah, you just make things up anyway.)
My IQ is 156. Does that make you stupid? No. Does that make my clanmates stupid? No. It makes you/them sub-156 (in theory). I could never KNOW they are so, only assume based on the rarity of a 156 or higher.
Regarding the President, you obviously don't believe me, and that's fine. I never said he visited my school. You made that part up. I said he flew down. Reading between the lines is a valuable skill, but only if you know how to do it.
I'm going to Nicaragua soon, so you better wrap this up. You'll never beat me, if that helps quell you.
1. Can you explain this to me? You school is supposedly rated #7, but only gets a workload rating of #10? Interesting use of numbers....
2. "I do use hacks in lieu of exhibiting skill......"....Sounds like a skill cop-out to me....why don't you try turning the hacks off for 5 minutes, or visit a public server, to see how long you last....
3. "There's a reason President Bush flies down to watch me (and others) deliver speeches to distinguished members of Academia".....That definitely sounds like he visited you...at your school. Where else would he go? To a McDonald's? A Napa auto parts store? I never said I didn't believe you, what I said, was that he only does this shit for public relations reasons. Otherwise, he could give a flying fuck about giving some loser clan member a hard-on by listening to the clan member give a speech. Quit thinking you are God's gift to public speaking...shi t, if I have to, I will bring up the time I spoke AND acted in front of two US senators....
4. "You're not smart. Well, not as smart as I am...and you never will be"....."My IQ is 156. Does that make you stupid? No. Does that make my clanmates stupid?"..."The reason I know you are dumber than I am, is your inability to read"....Could you please elaborate on what you really mean? According to you, Either I am stupid, and your clan mates dumber than I am....or we are all intellectual equals here. Make up your fucking mind. I personally think you are backtracking to cover your ass, so your idiot friends don't discover what you REALLY think of them, and they cast you out....
5. "I was talking about myself, regarding the acting. I act like a jerk because I think it's funny to watch the 11 year olds squirm, not because I have inferiority issues and find that the only people I can boss around are people in a server"....Yes, just like a prison guard, Smelliott Smith. You can only boss people around in an environment that YOU and your CRONIES control, just like prison guards in a prison. Why don't you try your wannabe "acting" skills in someone else's server? Because those prison guards would kick your ass out, since you can't control their server. Sir, you are not acting, you ARE who you act like. Why go to all the trouble to act like a prison guard, if you are not one in real life? Why not act like a bumbling retard, babbling misspelling 5-year-old, a southern preacher, or antiquated 90-year old? I know EXACTLY why. IF you are only acting, as you so intensively state you are, you gravitate towards that kind of "persona" that you are most familiar with..in this case, a prison guard/control freak. You AREN'T acting, this is the real you. Since this is the real you, (I know acting, and you sir, are no actor...althou gh you are doing rather well in BS'ing your fellow clan members into thinking that you are actually interested in what they say....) why don't you also give up the bullshit facade that you are God's gift to public servants...the truth is, is that you only do the extracurricula r activities (working with school kids, boo-hoo) to pad your resume, you lying bitch. While your overinflated sense of self-worth might intimidate the other clan members into not saying anything against you, you are probably the easiest guy I have ever verbally owned
I hope you can take my Pwnage of you as onboard luggage to Nicaragua....a nd I also hope my size-13 bootprint in your ass doesn't cause too much discomfort....
God, I love private school students with out-of-control egos...it makes blowing their asses out of the water so much more fun....
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You've taken from me my only glory. Damn.
And by the way, IQ means different things based on the test you take. 100 is average, and 70 is retarded, yes. But gifted, genius and high genius are variable. 6 points is a highly negligible difference. But cream your pants if you want - it's more a compliment than an insult.
Yeah, I took the eMode IQ test, and I aced it. My IQ was purported to be 142. I know that's not the highest, so I know that test is bogus. But for the record, I was tested by a psychiatrist and by MENSA as well. That's where I get 156 from. IQ tests are kind of b.s. anyhow. All they measure is potential, when potential doesn't mean shit. Performance is the real way to measure someone's value in the workplace, school, etc. I could be the smartest guy in the world, but if I'm not doing anything with my brain, I am as good as retarded. So, I shouldn't have even brought up IQ, but it carries a little weight - so I did.
Yes, your IQ carries a little extra weight...in this case, an extra 156 pounds worth of weight, as your ass sinks.....
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1. Can you explain this to me? You school is supposedly rated #7, but only gets a workload rating of #10? Interesting use of numbers....
2. "I do use hacks in lieu of exhibiting skill......"....Sounds like a skill cop-out to me....why don't you try turning the hacks off for 5 minutes, or visit a public server, to see how long you last....
3. "There's a reason President Bush flies down to watch me (and others) deliver speeches to distinguished members of Academia".....That definitely sounds like he visited you...at your school. Where else would he go? To a McDonald's? A Napa auto parts store? I never said I didn't believe you, what I said, was that he only does this shit for public relations reasons. Otherwise, he could give a flying fuck about giving some loser clan member a hard-on by listening to the clan member give a speech. Quit thinking you are God's gift to public speaking...shi t, if I have to, I will bring up the time I spoke AND acted in front of two US senators....
4. "You're not smart. Well, not as smart as I am...and you never will be"....."My IQ is 156. Does that make you stupid? No. Does that make my clanmates stupid?"..."The reason I know you are dumber than I am, is your inability to read"....Could you please elaborate on what you really mean? According to you, Either I am stupid, and your clan mates dumber than I am....or we are all intellectual equals here. Make up your fucking mind. I personally think you are backtracking to cover your ass, so your idiot friends don't discover what you REALLY think of them, and they cast you out....
5. "I was talking about myself, regarding the acting. I act like a jerk because I think it's funny to watch the 11 year olds squirm, not because I have inferiority issues and find that the only people I can boss around are people in a server"....Yes, just like a prison guard, Smelliott Smith. You can only boss people around in an environment that YOU and your CRONIES control, just like prison guards in a prison. Why don't you try your wannabe "acting" skills in someone else's server? Because those prison guards would kick your ass out, since you can't control their server. Sir, you are not acting, you ARE who you act like. Why go to all the trouble to act like a prison guard, if you are not one in real life? Why not act like a bumbling retard, babbling misspelling 5-year-old, a southern preacher, or antiquated 90-year old? I know EXACTLY why. IF you are only acting, as you so intensively state you are, you gravitate towards that kind of "persona" that you are most familiar with..in this case, a prison guard/control freak. You AREN'T acting, this is the real you. Since this is the real you, (I know acting, and you sir, are no actor...althou gh you are doing rather well in BS'ing your fellow clan members into thinking that you are actually interested in what they say....) why don't you also give up the bullshit facade that you are God's gift to public servants...the truth is, is that you only do the extracurricula r activities (working with school kids, boo-hoo) to pad your resume, you lying bitch. While your overinflated sense of self-worth might intimidate the other clan members into not saying anything against you, you are probably the easiest guy I have ever verbally owned
I hope you can take my Pwnage of you as onboard luggage to Nicaragua....a nd I also hope my size-13 bootprint in your ass doesn't cause too much discomfort....
God, I love private school students with out-of-control egos...it makes blowing their asses out of the water so much more fun....
Yes, I do pad my resume... What about it? That makes me ... what? Disingenuous? Slimy? No, unfortunately, such tactics are necessary in this society; rather than combat them, I succumb to their absolute heaviness in order to get what I am working towards.
What does my ego have to do with anything? Does it make me less credible? Does it make me an unworthy opponent? Welcome to the real world, bud. Egos rule the scene, so toughen up or be leashed. I'm done with this conversation forever. You're too hard to talk to. Anything I say you purposefully misunderstand and twist in such a way that makes me out to be an enemy of my allies. You're a slimeball, and I don't play this game. I... fight fairly. :) Take that.
p.s. Nice rep. You're really winning the crowd over.
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Keep going Elliott you are getting to him, he is starting to have a "Poo Poo" mouth.
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poo poo I like seeing the fine arts created by phantom and his poo poo his momma never tought him how to wipe so he just makes works of art with it kinda like a big crayon :D
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Yes, I do pad my resume... What about it? That makes me ... what? Disingenuous? Slimy? No, unfortunately, such tactics are necessary in this society; rather than combat them, I succumb to their absolute heaviness in order to get what I am working towards.
What does my ego have to do with anything? Does it make me less credible? Does it make me an unworthy opponent? Welcome to the real world, bud. Egos rule the scene, so toughen up or be leashed. I'm done with this conversation forever. You're too hard to talk to. Anything I say you purposefully misunderstand and twist in such a way that makes me out to be an enemy of my allies. You're a slimeball, and I don't play this game. I... fight fairly. :) Take that.
p.s. Nice rep. You're really winning the crowd over.
Wow, what a chickenshit... ..run away.....
Smelliot, or whatever your true name is....You will never admit that I own you, and that I am your true Lord and Master, which is okay, because everyone needs a little denial in their life, especially in dealing with an opponent who knows you better than you know yourself.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch....Smell iott, you are really quite the pile of walking refuse. First, you throw out how great and wonderful you are, by volunteering/assisting gradeschool kids with whatever ( you take care of their fondling needs?) to show how big a slimeball that I supposedly am....I point out that you are only doing a scam to pad the ole' resume...and then you verify in front of God and everyone here that you ARE pulling a scam at the expense of kids...and that you also state that you are quite proud of it. I am not twisting anything around, I am merely pointing out one of your many trip-ups, where you shoot yourself in the foot, and then try to weasle your way out of it, by changing the subject. What you have done, for almost 4 pages of material, is show everyone here how big a greaseball YOU are, by demonstrating that you can't tell a straight story, even to save your life. I have picked you apart, piece by piece, and since you have nowhere left to hide, you run like the little pussy you are.
1. "No, unfortunately, such tactics are necessary in this society; rather than combat them, I succumb to their absolute heaviness in order to get what I am working towards." Padding the resume at the expense of children? Giving them the impression that you 'really care', when you are actually just hoping to get the fucking volunteer gig over with as fast as possible so you can get that great job that's going to end up swallowing up over half your income anyway? Yeah, that's real honorable. Get some children of your own, and see just how stupid that your choice to use kids for your own personal gain is...Wow, sounds like you had a real loving mother and father...what, did they dump your sorry ass in daycare every day, so they could both pursue their lives? Did they just buy you off, instead of reading you bedtime stories, because they didn't want to be bothered? It must suck to be you.
2. "What does my ego have to do with anything? Does it make me less credible? Does it make me an unworthy opponent? Welcome to the real world, bud. Egos rule the scene, so toughen up or be leashed. I'm done with this conversation forever. You're too hard to talk to. Anything I say you purposefully misunderstand and twist in such a way that makes me out to be an enemy of my allies. You're a slimeball, and I don't play this game. I... fight fairly. :) Take that."
My Ego knows no bounds. How else do I walk into the Lion's den, kick everyone in the nuts, AND hang around for the aftermath, even raiding the twinkie bin? Smitty, I have blown your ass out of the water, and your inability to nail me on ANYTHING is a glaring example of just how big a loser you really are. You stepped on your pee-pee, and have wasted at least two hours of your life trying to reply with something remotely resembling a comeback...you have failed. I have exposed you for the fraud you are, in which you are using Mafia like you use school children, and the only thing saving you right now is your shrinking supply of diversion tactics(Nicaragua? That was a good one...well, you had to come up with a good reason to run from me, didn't you?), which these guys are apparently stupid enough to fall for.
Yes, you ARE finished...now run off, Smitty, and go play junior ambassador(or is it the "peace corps" you are using this time?) to the nation of Nicaragua...oh, and don't wander too far off the beaten path there, some of the locals have REAL guns, and don't take lightly to gringos copping an attitude...
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Wow, why are you saying Smelliott everytime..... .It's like a first grade remark........ ....Is that the only thing you can think of now?.....because you have just been quoting old posts......
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Does Elliot actually say any that shit you just posted?
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What am I doing at the "expense" of the children? I DO care about them and their success. However, while helping them, I am helping myself. How does that hurt the kids? My parents didn't shirk their responsibiliti es. Again, a nice stab at a convenient analysis. You really do your homework. I do love how you, the advocate for the children, are quick to crucify teenagers who turn out a certain way due to poor parenting (read: your fantasy of me). Very honorable. See, I, unlike you, recognize that not every kid is given the same opportunity for success, and not all kids have parents who give a damn. That's why I take time out of my day to tutor them. Do you really think tutoring looks that good on a resume? Please. It doesn't. It's a meager effort. That cannot be denied. But I do it for pure reasons. Does it qualify as "padding?" You bet it does, and no one could give it any other title.
Yes, I am going to Nicaragua on a Peace Corps-related visit. My sister is in the Peace Corps, and I haven't seen her in a year, so I'm going to visit her. Then I'm going to work in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska immediately afterwards. So, despite your best efforts to paint me a coward, I truly must depart from this conversation.
My true name is David.
Sweet life; congrats on all the success. I hope your kids are loving life under your reign. You're really secure; I can tell.
p.s. Because, in this conversation, nothing of mine is at stake, you can't claim to have taken it. (Haha.)
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What am I doing at the "expense" of the children? I DO care about them and their success. However, while helping them, I am helping myself. How does that hurt the kids? My parents didn't shirk their responsibiliti es. Again, a nice stab at a convenient analysis. You really do your homework. I do love how you, the advocate for the children, are quick to crucify teenagers who turn out a certain way due to poor parenting (read: your fantasy of me). Very honorable. See, I, unlike you, recognize that not every kid is given the same opportunity for success, and not all kids have parents who give a damn. That's why I take time out of my day to tutor them. Do you really think tutoring looks that good on a resume? Please. It doesn't. It's a meager effort. That cannot be denied. But I do it for pure reasons. Does it qualify as "padding?" You bet it does, and no one could give it any other title.
Yes, I am going to Nicaragua on a Peace Corps-related visit. My sister is in the Peace Corps, and I haven't seen her in a year, so I'm going to visit her. Then I'm going to work in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska immediately afterwards. So, despite your best efforts to paint me a coward, I truly must depart from this conversation.
My true name is David.
Sweet life; congrats on all the success. I hope your kids are loving life under your reign. You're really secure; I can tell.
p.s. Because, in this conversation, nothing of mine is at stake, you can't claim to have taken it. (Haha.)
What, do you think I don't know where Alaska is? I hope the mosquitos carry you off....
Dave, Smelliott, whatever your name is...you can't have it both ways. You tell us how you are using your volunteer time just to pad your resume, because the world is a cruel place, and well, you just have to do greasy things like that to get rich and famous....then on the other side of your mouth, you tell us that you only do it for the poor and destitute children, and well, padding your resume really doesn't count for much. This doublespeak once again proves that nothing you say can be trusted. In addition, the soft, slimy way you try to nicely run away is a total joke...I can hold your spot in line here until you return, so I can continue owning your idiotic liberal socialist ass, after the very moment you return....oh, that's right, IF you return. I have reduced you to a blabbering, soft-speaking loser, with you hoping I will release the clamp I have on you....since your direct frontal attack has failed, failed miserably. Even your 'buddies' here have abandoned you.....
But that's all just peachy to you, as you will try to resurrect yourself with a warm and fuzzy comeback, with you softly stating how you don't understand why I am so mean and nasty. You shot yourself in the foot yet again...first you tell us how you enjoy being mean and nasty to 11-year-olds on the server, but you berate me because I call you on it, and point out that you spoke out of both sides of your ass again...you just love "helping" gradeschool kids learn how to read, but you also love to run down that same age bracket of kids on the server, because it gets you off....I can point out your missteps all day, if you would like...
I also notice you didn't name your school that you attend....firs t of all, I don't really care, like I am going to hunt down some guy named "dave"....but what I know I wil find is that you are attending a liberal private school....and that you also have liberal parents....goo d intentions have ruled your entire life, nevermind you are pissing your life away on stupid causes(or are you? You haven't really given a good explanation on whether or not volunteering is good for the resume...).
At the expense of sounding mean and cruel, let me point out just how stupid you and your sister are(this seems to run in the family, now that you mention it):
1. Volunteering to teach kids how to read: Why are you doing this? Don't we have a wonderful public school system? Or are these kids here illegally, so they can't attend public schools? Your mode of thought, that these kids are too stupid for you, and the parents are also too stupid...well, become a parent, and try thinking that way again. Being a parent, with kids in the public school system...you know what I find? Liberal idiots more concerned with politics and agendas, and the kids suffer. These idiots are more concerned with indoctrinating than teaching the ABC's...If I hadn't taught all 4 of my kids how to read, my oldest son would be in high school, clueless as to what he was doing, because he was not taught how to read in school. The majority of what is taught, is liberal garbage that does not apply to the outside world...kind of like what you are going to school for. This all ties together....mo re to follow....
2. The Peace Corps. Why the hell is your sister working in a backwater Central American country? I know why: Becoming a martyr for the "cause", once again, padding the resume for her public sector job later on down the road. How do you fix problems in any country, which opresses its inhabitants? You change it from the top down. Make it damned uncomfortable for the leadership to continue to stifle growth...and educate the citizens to be able to keep limited government when they get it. This still ties in with above....
And here is where it all ties together.
What you are doing, 'Dave', which is typical of liberal idiots who have a lot of Daddy's money, but didn't have to earn it, is attacking a problem with a very meaningless, but intention-fullfilling solution. You aren't solving the problem, you are just doing something that makes you feel good about yourself (like the BS policy of liberals who think they can instill positive self esteem from without), and gives the appearance to your other idiot liberal friends that you care. The liberal idiots create a problem (bad schools); Blame the parents(bad schools do not prepare students for life after school); and the ride in with a solution...get idiot volunteers like yourself to come help out and join in all the fun. You know that you are only doing this volunteer gig so this will help you get a better public sector job later on (or are you? You haven't really given an honest reply about that), but since you are doing it, you can throw it in people's faces, should the opportunity arise....
The Peace Corps? Hey, if there is a gigantic natural disaster, fine, go help. But to go to countries that don't give a rat's ass about their inhabitants (hey, go watch the movie 'blackhawk down', and see where being 'well-intentioned' gets you), and waste valuable lifespan 'helping' people who will never be free anyway because of the country's leadership problems, why bother? Do you think you are going to "good intention" these people to freedom? No, you won't. You are simply making them comfortable, dulling them from doing anything about their own problems. Once again, great intentions, ZERO results. I am seeing a lot of inconsistencie s a with you, Dave...you talk out of both sides of your derrierre', circle away from conflicts, thinking you can hide among your vanished buddies...and are suckered into helping the very same people who are the CAUSE of the problems you are trying to fix...lol...wh at an idiot.
Am I rambling? No, these are just the final coffin nails. But hey, go have a fun time in wonderful, war-torn Nicaragua! And after that, have fun in the Mosquito-Ravaged North Country! I will be waiting for your return!!!
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Inconsistency #1: I volunteer to make a difference; I volunteer to pad my resume. How are they mutually exclusive? Answer that, and maybe I'll get why it's an inconsistency.
Inconsistency #2: I am passionate about helping gradeschoolers; I act unfairly towards them in the game. Well, I feel my ingame attitude doesn't affect their ability to succeed and feel good about themselves. My extragame attitude and efforts in the classroom do. Is it nice to be haughty ingame? No. It's part of the competitive atmosphere. Emmit Smith smacks people to the ground and taunts them by day. Does this mean he smacks his kids and wife into the ground and laughs? Hardly. Is he setting a good example for his kids? Not exactly. But it's excusable.
I don't go to a "liberal private school." I go to a Liberal Arts school called Davidson College. In other words, my school isn't an Aerotechnology school (like FloridaIT) or a Mathematics school (like MIT), etc. I get an across-the-board education. That's all that means. My school is 50/50 Conservative/Liberal - odd to find on a college campus, so I forgive you jumping to conclusions. My parents aren't liberal. Good guess though. When have I acted Socialisticall y? (Note: Please look up 'socialism' before answering that question.)
Some kids can't stay on track with only a school day's worth of lessons. That's where tutors come in. It's extra help. But you're right; tutors alone cannot solve the problem. Many of "my students" were transferred to a professional after-school program called Ada Jenkins. I don't know if it's a national organization, but if you're familiar with it, you should know that this is a very good cause. You cannot make a blanket statement about the nation's schools after experiencing only your children's. Maybe your district is off-track, but not all are.
You should look up the word "martyr" before you throw it around. My sister isn't a martyr. Sure, she suffers alongside some Nicas (in a relatively minute way), but she isn't giving her life for the cause. Did I say I am in favor of the Peace Corps? No, but I support my sister in her choices. Though, her cause isn't all for naught. My sister is involved with Health Education down there. She instructs her community about contraceptives, STDs, teenage pregnancy, hygeine, etc. You're telling me her community can do without this education? We should abandon this until the government is stable? Idiot, please. Regardless, I'm going to visit Nicaragua. Then I'm going to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska.
What is wrong with good intentions? Don't be so cynical. No one got anything accomplished by being cynical. [Insert that one instance in which, yes, someone got something accomplished by being cynical here.] Altruism is the answer. There is such a thing as indirect effect. My sister, along with other PC Vols, could instill in those community members a sense of self-motivation and confidence - and they can take over from there and help themselves. Furthermore, when America looks like it gives a damn about other countries, people like us. When people like us, they don't fly planes into our buildings. They don't strap bombs to themselves and go ride buses. Not many people like us at the moment, but maybe that's all fine to you. You seem addicted to conflict.
By the way, the map wasn't intended to inform you of where Alaska is. If you were at all intuitive, you'd know the map is of Alaska alone and therefore cannot show WHERE Alaska is. There is no point of reference. Rather, the map was intended to show you where Prudhoe Bay is, you dolt.
Current Music - Kindling For The Master by Stephen Malkmus. How fitting.
p.s. Derrierre isn't a word, but derriere is. Maybe you should've used a simpler word like "ass." You lame ass.
p.p.s. What is your occupation? I'm only curious. My guess: You sell cell phones in the mall, or you drive a truck for UPS. Tell me I'm arrogant for saying that. Do it. I want you to.
p.p.p.s. I find it hard to believe you are a pillar of morals when you come into message boards to pick fights. Stop trying so hard to be one. Be yourself. Are you honestly telling me that NOBODY likes the true you? Aw, honey. Come'ere. Have a good cry. Let it all out. I'm here. Nobody's gonna hurt you. Just rest.
p.p.p.p.s. Your idea of winning is proving to me that I'm scum. Here's a little insight into the future: you never will. I know that I am too awesome to be scum. You're fighting to prove something that cannot be proven.
p.p.p.p.p.s. You say you have a kid in high school. That makes him, oh, 16. That means you had a kid at 16. Smart thinking. You're a real winner. As I said before: sweet life, and congrats on all the success.
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BlackHawkDown is a MOVIE! I don't care if it's based on a true story....It's still a MOVIE! Is everything in movies real....Elliot t is trying to help people by tutoring and the PeaceCorps and your trying to make him look like scum for doing so.....I know I surely have not abandoned Elliott because how can helping people, giving them an education, be bad? Answer that..
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If I hadn't taught all 4 of my kids how to read, my oldest son would be in high school, clueless as to what he was doing, because he was not taught how to read in school.!
So you are saying your son was not taught to read or to read well? So Elliott would be helping kids like him read and learn? Oh and also, I respect him for being in the PeaceCorps.... ..
Oh and also Moose, volunteering does't pad your resume that much....
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So you are saying your son was not taught to read or to read well? So Elliott would be helping kids like him read and learn? Oh and also, I respect him for being in the PeaceCorps.... ..
Oh and also Moose, volunteering does't pad your resume that much....
Thanks, snipur. Glad to know I'm not the sole witness to his hailstorms of fiction.
But for the record, it is not I who is in the Peace Corps, but my sister. Your comments are still valid though.
I'm disconnecting my computer today, and there's a good chance you won't hear from me for many weeks. Sorry to rob you of anymore attempts to slay me.
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Bravo, Bravo( along with the sound of one-hand clapping)! Valiant effort, but unfortunately, wasted on those around you who will not come to your defense. I do think it is time to shift the focus of this conversation back to the original mode of thought: Why I think Mafia is a joke, and the prison guards you hang out with. While I don't mind you making vain attempts to shift attention, most people may not recognize it as such.....but before we go back to the beginning, let me please blow you out of the water yet again on your last (?...you were supposed to have left for Nicaragua some time ago, I believe) post...
Let's rehash: #1: "I volunteer to make a difference; I volunteer to pad my resume. How are they mutually exclusive? Answer that, and maybe I'll get why it's an inconsistency" ....in the world of psychology, we call that being "bipolar". You get warm, fuzzy feelings from making a difference, but have greasy feelings about using that same experience to pad your resume. Once again, make up your f***ing mind. The nature of volunteering.. .helping without expecting something in return...and you are expecting something in return. That means you are simply doing it to have something to brag about later, whether it be on a resume, or at a cocktail party. Let me make it simple for you. Just admit you are only doing it for the resume, and leave the kids alone. That way, some poor uneducated slob of a kid doesn't get his heart broken thinking some snooty college kid actually cares about him.
And here comes #2...."Inconsistency #2: I am passionate about helping gradeschoolers; I act unfairly towards them in the game. Well, I feel my ingame attitude doesn't affect their ability to succeed and feel good about themselves. My extragame attitude and efforts in the classroom do. Is it nice to be haughty ingame? No. It's part of the competitive atmosphere. Emmit Smith smacks people to the ground and taunts them by day. Does this mean he smacks his kids and wife into the ground and laughs? Hardly. Is he setting a good example for his kids? Not exactly. But it's excusable."
.......Emmitt Smith does not taunt 11-year-olds out on the field. You do. Emmitt taunts people who are in his own age and skill bracket, with the full realization that the guy he is taunting could blindside his ass the very next down(Did you ever play football, dave?), with injuries ranging from bruises to even death if hit hard enough. What do I see Pussy Dave doing? Hiding behind the mafia wall, taunting the kids...too afraid to face someone in his own age bracket and skill level unless he has his "help". Yeah, real fucking manly. Score: Moose 1, Pussy Dave 0.
Socialism=Lazy Communists
"Maybe your district is off-track, but not all are." Why don't you take a casual stroll through the NEA teachers' union page, and see just what they plan on forcing down student's throats for the next calendar year...if you can find it. This affects more than just my neck of the woods....and in my line of business, I talk to people across the nation; my sentiments are echoed. Once again, try not to assume YOUR neck of the woods = my neck. Get some lifespan behind you, and then come back and talk to me.
Rookies...
"You should look up the word "martyr" before you throw it around. My sister isn't a martyr. Sure, she suffers alongside some Nicas (in a relatively minute way), but she isn't giving her life for the cause. Did I say I am in favor of the Peace Corps? No, but I support my sister in her choices. Though, her cause isn't all for naught. My sister is involved with Health Education down there. She instructs her community about contraceptives, STDs, teenage pregnancy, hygeine, etc. You're telling me her community can do without this education? We should abandon this until the government is stable? Idiot, please. Regardless, I'm going to visit Nicaragua. Then I'm going to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska."
Haven't you left yet? It's not your sister's job to educate these people. The reason WHY these people supposedly need your sister's devine guidance is because the government in charge profits from them remaining stupid. Why else do you think there is zero focus on schooling or community education in most of these third-world shitholes? Me the idiot? I am not the one with the doofus sister thinking she can "make a difference" (dent) in a country bordered by other states slipping into communism, facing disease and only God knows what else...in addition to all of that, if you are going to be flying halfway around the world, and on daddy's credit card, don't you think you could find somewhere a little more scenic? "Hey, Dave, where did you go for summer vacation?!? I first went to sunny and scenic Nicaratoilet, and then straight to ShitHoe Bay, Alaska right after that!!" Wow. I can't come up with joke material this good....
Now, Dave, the next selection of yours is a great one, one I will be posting on other forums I frequent, just because of the rampant childish stupidity it just oozes out. Dave, do you think you really have some great idea of how the world works? Why our enemies hate us? Did ya learn all of this in school? Don't let me delay any longer, here is the next selection: "
What is wrong with good intentions? Don't be so cynical. No one got anything accomplished by being cynical. [Insert that one instance in which, yes, someone got something accomplished by being cynical here.] Altruism is the answer. There is such a thing as indirect effect. My sister, along with other PC Vols, could instill in those community members a sense of self-motivation and confidence - and they can take over from there and help themselves. Furthermore, when America looks like it gives a damn about other countries, people like us. When people like us, they don't fly planes into our buildings. They don't strap bombs to themselves and go ride buses. Not many people like us at the moment, but maybe that's all fine to you. You seem addicted to conflict."
Dave, you seriously worry me. There is a saying I have found to ring true most all of the time: "The road to ruin is paved with good intentions". I also looked up altruism, just in case I forgot the meaning...lol. ..and here is what I found:"Main Entry: al·tru·ism
Pronunciation: 'al-tru-"i-z&m
Etymology: French altruisme, from autrui other people, from Old French, oblique case form of autre other, from Latin alter
1 : unselfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of others
2 : behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to itself but that benefits others of its species"
Now the first thing that got my attention, was the language of origin: French. Now there is a country that could teach us oodles and oodles of how to make sure our fellow man "likes" us. Let me give you a lesson about the French. Do you know what is occurring in France right now? Muslims are overrunning the country. Muslims have also teamed up with nazis to frighten the Jews into leaving France by the droves...and what does the government do about it? Nothing. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. They follow your mode of world-thought: "We just don't want to piss anyone off", and give the entire farm to other countries that want them dead. What about Spain? Spain gets attacked by bad guys, and what does Spain do about it? Nothing. They give the farm to the people who supported the bad guys, because, once again, they just don't want to piss anyone off. First of all, Muslims are currently involved in at least FIFTEEN, that's right, FIFTEEN wars worldwide, where muslims are trying to overrun another country in all of those conflicts. That's right, the same people who you think would be happy, and sit around the campfire and sing Koombyah with us if we would only give them whatever they need...the same people who knocked down a pair of rather important buildings because YOU feel like we didn't send over enough Peace Corps workers. Now, did you wonder why I suggested you went to a liberal school? It's because of the socialist drivel that school has pounded into your head, that America is bad/every other nation is good. Don't try to worm your ass out of this one, you really stepped on your dick this time. At no "conservative" college that I am aware of, do they teach that America is the problem with the world. Only at socialist private and public schools, do they teach that America is an imperialist nation that needs to chare its bounty with others less fortunate, never mind who pays for it (hey, "good intentions" pops up again").
"p.s. Derrierre isn't a word, but derriere is. Maybe you should've used a simpler word like "ass." You lame ass.
p.p.s. What is your occupation? I'm only curious. My guess: You sell cell phones in the mall, or you drive a truck for UPS. Tell me I'm arrogant for saying that. Do it. I want you to.
p.p.p.s. I find it hard to believe you are a pillar of morals when you come into message boards to pick fights. Stop trying so hard to be one. Be yourself. Are you honestly telling me that NOBODY likes the true you? Aw, honey. Come'ere. Have a good cry. Let it all out. I'm here. Nobody's gonna hurt you. Just rest."
Hey, are you batting zero, to the point you have to go digging for typed errors?
My occupation? I write commercials for TV and radio(locally, since most nationwide accounts go through national ad agencies like Kennedy), have about 16 plays that I am writing (4 finished, but no time to try them out), 3 books I am also working on, and oh, and I run a Ford/Mustang-only restoration/repair/modification shop (you do know what a mustang is, don't you? It's a block with 4 wheels, goes vroom, and people can sit in it and drive) in my spare time, when I decided to run my own business after I had been a district sales manager for a major auto parts supplier for 6 years, with sales records still untouched even after I left the company, and with me also being the youngest to ever have that position. I was also raised on the west coast, where my father was a professional drag racer, and I had been to almost every drag strip/race track all over the U.S. by the time I was 12. Of course, none of this will ever be as glorious as the public sector job you will be heading for after your college days are through...oh, and I did attend college somewhere in there...
I come into message boards to pick fights? Yes, I do rather regularly. I don't like greasy people. You are greasy. Your pardners are greasy(intentional spelling error). They slip out from under my size 13 boots when I electronically stomp them out of existence, so even though I have to chase them around a bit, I always win. Oddly enough, the only people I have ANY trouble with, are those who are just like...you. Book smart, common sense stupid...while I have probably forgotten more than you will ever learn.
Finally...
"p.p.p.p.s. Your idea of winning is proving to me that I'm scum. Here's a little insight into the future: you never will. I know that I am too awesome to be scum. You're fighting to prove something that cannot be proven.
p.p.p.p.p.s. You say you have a kid in high school. That makes him, oh, 16. That means you had a kid at 16. Smart thinking. You're a real winner. As I said before: sweet life, and congrats on all the success."
I don't have to prove you are a greaseball...y our inability to keep from contradicting yourself pretty much did you in all by yourself. People who are trying to hide the fact that they are walking garbage behave pretty much the way you do, in fact, your 4 pages of material could be recommended to be placed in a manual on how to dodge and evade truthful attacks on your character....
My kid being 16? Uh, he turns 14 this summer, and starts high school next fall...and you claim to be a math wiz?
I really don't know where you learned the art of speaking out of both sides of your ass, but you are going to need lots of polish for your public sector job (librarian?) if you wish to compete with the talented greaseballs that you are going to compete against. You have shot yourself in the foot time and time again, and you can't be making costly mistakes like that in public....or do you plan a job that allows you to hide behind someone more powerful?
Hey, this has been the greatest of fun, you make sure you have a fun trip, see you next fall...or have you left yet? Your repeated replies after you have supposedly had the last word remind me of a dog I once had...the dog always had to have the last bark, no matter how stupid the reason for his barking...bark for me, Dave.
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Wow someone has to much free time lol
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Holy sweet hell. I just walked into this mess, got to roughly page 4, then gave up on everything. I never knew Elliot was such a philanthropist . As for all this other asinine bullshit, cram it Moose. I mean for the love of God man, if you're such a psychoanalyst, you should know that the greatest joy lies in understanding yourself. Do me a huge favor, step back, and realize you've just participated in 4 pages worth of unrefined rubbage over a video game. I happen to be one of those who hides in a box, shoots your pitiful body, and laughs at your corpse. If you happen to kill me, as some do, I concede myself to defeat. That's just how the server operates.
You want advice, go find a box to hide in, and get some help out in the world. I don't know what video you watched in your Psych 101 class regarding the psychological studies of prison guards, but it's becoming rather incessant and besotted. If BF is getting so gray-haired and no one is here anymore, go find a new FPS and leave our server. As for the superiority over public-speaking Moose, Hitler was a wonderful speaker and motivator, and everyone remembers him, so maybe you'll make it big someday.
And no, a mustang is a horse, decendant of the Arabian. A Mustang is a car well out of its prime driven by men well out of their prime. Need some synonyms? Over the hill... Mid-life crisis... what're we compensating for?
I wrote a play too, when I was in the third grade. Hillary Clinton (douche) wrote a book. See, doesn't make you special. Everyone does it, no one remembers it.
Lastly, no one likes anyone in advertising, period. Retail management? *Whistles* How high are you on the food chain? You've taken something so simple as a flame war for a game and gone into someone's career and education. I did note one thing while browsing through your pathetic "flames" as they would be called until someone actually read through them and realized they were a horrendous compilation of examples of what NOT to do with English. You love to stereotype people...that alone spelled out ignorance for me. You own a Mustang shop (that's a car with four wheels that goes vroom vroom, yea?). Well, mechanics are idiots. Not SOME mechanics are idiots, or, IN MY OPINION mechanics are idiots. All mechanics are just idiots. Anyone who works on Mustangs is definitely ignorant. See how ridiculous that sounds? Are all prison guards abusive of their power? Are all Mafians identical to each other in every way, shape and form?
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all I have to say is that this gay moose guy really needs some friends and a blow job...thats about it
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You tell Elliott to stop going away from subject when you go off talking about Muslims and Nazis and France...wow
p.s. Have fun writing your jingles for the radio
+g00dEyE
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All right everyone:
I'd like to sum things up and leave you with a few closing remarks:
In summary,
1. *MAFIA* wins for the following reasons: a. We rule. b. We're awesome. and c. We rule.
2. Moose lost.
3. ruff ruff.
In closing, thanks to Deus, Snipur, Ins4n3, et al for jumping in and throwing a few noble jabs.
See y'all later!! I leave for Nicaragua on Thursday morning.
-Dave
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Bye bye Dave!
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All right everyone:
I'd like to sum things up and leave you with a few closing remarks:
In summary,
1. *MAFIA* wins for the following reasons: a. We rule. b. We're awesome. and c. We rule.
2. Moose lost.
3. ruff ruff.
In closing, thanks to Deus, Snipur, Ins4n3, et al for jumping in and throwing a few noble jabs.
See y'all later!! I leave for Nicaragua on Thursday morning.
-Dave
Mafia wins? You are funny. You Rule.....a room. Where? In your own house. Try your antics in a public server. You lose EVERY TIME. Yes, I too could start a server, rig everything where only I could win, immaturely booting people if they kill me, and then sit there thumping my chest, grunting out "I rule"...wow, and you guys call me a loser.
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Try beating the subject to death some more... somewhere else.
CLOSED
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Hey, Ins4n3 didn't close this after he typed CLOSED
However, this is a good read. Brings up alot of valid points on both parts. This still happens, even with me not as admin. HMMMM. Interesting.
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Not going to lie, that was a good read. Moose got verbally and intellectually raped by Elliott.
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moose made me want to punch him, then elliott calmed me down :D
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first of all i would just like to say that DOA can lick my nuts, second... moose can go shove a big black veiny cock down his fucking throat with a sign over it that says "MAFIA'S BITCH" you are officially a nigger's nigger thank you and good night. spam3
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first of all i would just like to say that DOA can lick my nuts, second... moose can go shove a big black veiny cock down his fucking throat with a sign over it that says "MAFIA'S BITCH" you are officially a nigger's nigger thank you and good night. spam3
Uh, tin_man. that was pretty lame. Now if you're going to be MAFIA, you need to articulate a bit better.
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Toooo longer posts. Making me read and shit phfffft
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deus was fucking lolsy, haven't seen that name on the Server in years. What a shame.