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*MAFIA* => Flame => Topic started by: non padder on September 04, 2005, 09:23:43 AM
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*MAFIA*BRICK has been reported to EA for stat paddding. There are rules for having a ranked server & EA is serious about no talent ass clowns not gaining rank & pulling stats & servers.
I find this to be particularly funny "we do not care for rankings. We do however care about our reputation"
I bet you pull this post immediately because who would want have it announced that they have no talent.
*MAFIA* now has a bad name & since you openly condone cheating I am looking foreword to seeing all of you loose your accounts so you can buy new ones.
EA I am sure would like to have you spend the money again. Then have to change your name & redo the site.
I just do not understand why...
C U later... well probably not.
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LMAO
Ok first of all CD keys are a dime a dozen, so have fun reporting all of us.
Second of all your account and your cd key are two different things, unless we get caught by EA or PB doing something against their rules, they ain't gonna do shit to our accounts or our cd keys.
As for us having a bad reputation? ROFL. We have ALWAYS had a bad reputation you moron. You have fun reporting whatever you want to whoever you want "non padder".
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ZOMG! Please dont tell ea, anything but that! :34:
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HURRAY FOR PPL WHO HATE US!!!
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glad to hear you don't mind starting over & over
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i find it interesting that you challenge my statements except the one about you guys not having talent - lol
no use debating that now.
Just working on getting the license for your hosting company striped or at least you server taken away. Won't take much longer. Might loose the rest of your months service & with .62 cents in the till good luck.
I know it is easy to crack the license - just easier to waste your time & strip your "hard earned" ranks.
On the horn with The Planet
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hey assclown my server company it the largest server company in the usa! http://www.servermatrix.com you should check it out! lowest prices for bf2 servers!
also when your ready for a 1 vs 1 let me know ill set it up!
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You seem like you know about EA and how they handle things. It is quite sad to see people come in here and talk about how they have their scoring system. If people care about their ranks so much, then don't play on the *MAFIA* server. Better yet, don't play at all. If you can't handle the "unfairness" in the game, then I would hate to see what you do in life.
This is really childish of you. I'm sure this is just venting from getting owned. So please, do us all a favor and leave. Cause no amount of complaining and/or crying is going to fix anything. Oh yeah, EA isn't gonna do anything.;)
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I never said I reported you - I did not. You talked smack so I am working on revoking your server. Your hosting company actually rents from another company. I go top town - much faster.
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Hey. Your almost cool, ur words have no impact on us because you can't do shit. Don't say you can because you can't. Your just gonna make a even bigger asshat out of your self when nothing is done. Stat padding is a exploit that has not been delt with by EA or the game designers. It is not against any rules unless your in a server that says you cannot do it.
Also Death Wish I thought u had left for school for awhile or were leaving?
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I never said I reported you - I did not. You talked smack so I am working on revoking your server. Your hosting company actually rents from another company. I go top town - much faster.
asshole im telling you who the top person is! i rent from insonmia365 who in return rents for servermatrix.c om.
lmfao i wish i could here them laugh at you when you call them. please please record it for me! also tell them your real age when you call!
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If you want to go to the source just call the government. They rent the backbones of this country to other companies who then rent to other, smaller companies, and so on and so on. So go to the source, call up G-dubs.
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We all know this guy is full of crap. Why provoke him? Ah screw it, its really funny. Hey guy...you are just mad becuase MAFIA OWNS.
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can we report non padder to the "Completely Gay Commission" cuz he is completely gay.
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Rofflecoptor @ phantom!!
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can we report non padder to the "Completely Gay Commission" cuz he is completely gay.
yes do it!! i second the motion!!!! report him!! now!!!
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LOL! The bf2 server is hosted at The Planet datacenter...a nd as far as I am concered we arent breaking their TOS at all. As for our 1.6 and 1.61 servers, they are hosted in a completely different datacenter. And we are the top level host for that one. So good luck if you plan on taking that one down.
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ROFL - you moffia guys are tadz. can't you see he is just baiting you (easily i might add). lol I hope you moffia morons & assclown have a good time blowing each other.
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ROFL - you moffia guys are tadz. can't you see he is just baiting you (easily i might add). lol I hope you moffia morons & assclown have a good time blowing each other.
Baiting us? More like we are egging him on cuz he is a little pirate hooker like you.
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I think you mean little ass pirate hooker.
And we DO have fun blowing eachother!
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Yay blowjobs for everyone:P
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damn dude probably someting that may be a little more effective than reporting us to EA why don't u just tell your mommy that we've been bad.maybe she'll give us a spanking.
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hell ya! a nice spank from his mommy!
damn dude, your really dumb. :upyours: :fu: :redmad: :box: :46: :dontcare: :mafiadon thats says all i want to say to you, Mr non padder
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lol, that shit is funny. Well doesn't the BF2 server say no rules like all mafia ones?
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You can't have rules on a BF2 ranked server.
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You can't have rules on a BF2 ranked server.
true story
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Yo mafia I think i found your homo, the homo posted this here,
http://www.bf2rankedservers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=707
It appears he is sucking up to the bfadmin fags,
I say go give em some mafia pwnage,
And for the whining fags that come in, "dont hate the player, hate the game!"
Mafia pwns you!!!
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Yo mafia I think i found your homo, the homo posted this here,
http://www.bf2rankedservers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=707
It appears he is sucking up to the bfadmin fags,
I say go give em some mafia pwnage,
And for the whining fags that come in, "dont hate the player, hate the game!"
Mafia pwns you!!!
haha thats funny... but who the fuck are u? o and btw thats not him, i played him today, and he like... "sceen shot" like 10 times, then Rick banned his faggot ass, along with his clan members, it was those 737 faggots who think that can get us banned haha
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haha thats funny... but who the fuck are u? o and btw thats not him, i played him today, and he like... "sceen shot" like 10 times, then Rick banned his faggot ass, along with his clan members, it was those 737 faggots who think that can get us banned haha
Sorry wrong homo, there are just so many homo's over there it is hard to discern who the biggest fag over there is. You know the fags that post over there and have the gay little L2 or L1 tags and think they are big shit lol that always give's me a laugh! But anyway, if I had more time I would go over there and start some shit on that thread and get em ragin!
You can just call me a concerned citizen who really hates whining losers!
Rock on Mafia, keep the pwnage at full force!
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I say fuck everything except for starwars cuz starwars is life and without starwars there would be nothing! NOTHING!!!
:bowdown: STARWARS :halm:
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Gee we're getting popular on thus site LOL
http://www.bf2rankedservers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=719
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lol, thats what we want, getting known, LOL! Nice jop guys!
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you guys are dumb - I haven't done anything, I haven't posted anywhere, & I haven't called anyone
dumb fucking fish on my hook
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seems like a trend....
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seems like a trend....
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ZOMG, you fucking spammers! Root bans for all!
S P A M M E R S !
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i hate when people spam...
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i goto say this is funny shit, im all for what you guys are doing as im a cheating cunt myself!! have been my whole life and there is no better feeling than knowing that people who are against it are trying to put on a big brave front but deep down they sizzle and boil at the fact that they have lost!!!!! hahahahaha keep up the good work boys
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You know, I don't need to get into the whole cheater/non-cheater thing again since that topic has been beaten to death. I cheat because it's fun, simple as that. I can't speak for anyone else, however I know alot of us feel the same.
Stat padding (for me) isn't about rank. I don't do it so I can feel "cool" because I have a higher rank than someone. I do it because I want to unlock those damn guns. Now most non cheaters will say something along the lines of "Well then just play the game the proper way and you'll get the guns." Thing is, I honestly don't look forward to playing a game 14 hours a day, every day just to be able to unlock a few weapons. It's kind of ridiculous that we all pay the same to buy the game, but our enjoyment of it is solely based upon how often we play on EA's servers? Pretty shitty way to make a game if you ask me.
If EA never made this rank bullshit and have locked weapons, it wouldn't have been a problem. I mean shit, think about it. EA isn't going to keep their stats servers online forever, 2 or 3 years from now when they are moving their resources to focus on a new game they'll take down their stats servers and all you fools playing this game 14 hours a day just to say you have a few more points than someone will be kicking yourselves.
A person's ranking isn't directly proportional to their skill level. Anyone who thinks so is a fucking joke. I don't need some computer calculations to tell me how good I am, I'll just pwn you and prove it that way, whether I'm a private or a sergeant major ;).
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How about OWNED!
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fucking right doggy!
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Please don't call *Mafia* "No talent ass clowns." I went to school with a few "No talent ass clowns" and they are way the fuck cooler then *mafia*.
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You know, I don't need to get into the whole cheater/non-cheater thing again since that topic has been beaten to death. I cheat because it's fun, simple as that. I can't speak for anyone else, however I know alot of us feel the same.
Stat padding (for me) isn't about rank. I don't do it so I can feel "cool" because I have a higher rank than someone. I do it because I want to unlock those damn guns. Now most non cheaters will say something along the lines of "Well then just play the game the proper way and you'll get the guns." Thing is, I honestly don't look forward to playing a game 14 hours a day, every day just to be able to unlock a few weapons. It's kind of ridiculous that we all pay the same to buy the game, but our enjoyment of it is solely based upon how often we play on EA's servers? Pretty shitty way to make a game if you ask me.
If EA never made this rank bullshit and have locked weapons, it wouldn't have been a problem. I mean shit, think about it. EA isn't going to keep their stats servers online forever, 2 or 3 years from now when they are moving their resources to focus on a new game they'll take down their stats servers and all you fools playing this game 14 hours a day just to say you have a few more points than someone will be kicking yourselves.
A person's ranking isn't directly proportional to their skill level. Anyone who thinks so is a fucking joke. I don't need some computer calculations to tell me how good I am, I'll just pwn you and prove it that way, whether I'm a private or a sergeant major ;).
I agree with you up until the point were you say,"I'll just pwn you and prove it that way" because you are not proving anything if you have to cheat to pwn someone. If you want to cheat to unlock weapons, get all the secrets an shit, and do whatever, that fine. It does take a lot of fucking time, time some people don't have, to get all this stupid shit. But to keep cheating, one shot killing motherfuckers, take 15 billion shots to kill, hitting the fucking space bar looking like a moron as you leap through the air but yet somehow still manage to kill someone, is bullshit if you then say "YOU GOT PWND!!!!!1111!!ONE!!11!!" I think the problem lies in the fact that you are pwning everyone because you cheat, then think you are hot shit because of it. I respect the fact that you come out and say that you cheat rather than try and hide it, I just know for the future not to play on your server or anyone like yours. Your post has been the most mature in the fact that you are not just replying with "Fuck you fucking fuckers! I'll own you!" like everyone elses. Have fun pwning all the fuckers who don't know any better, but I'll be sure to spread the word. Peace.
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Don't forget, as you are spreading the word (whatever it is), also tell them that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he died on the cross for our sins. Tell them if we surrender our lives to Him, and live to glofiry Him, we shall spend eternity with Him in Heaven.
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Don't forget, as you are spreading the word (whatever it is), tell them that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he died on the cross for our sins. Tell them if we surrender our lives to Him, and live to glofiry Him, we shall spend eternity with Him in Heaven.
There is no God. Anyone that believes there is is just weak.
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We'll see how weak I am when I OWN you, sucka!
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We'll see how weak I am when I OWN you, sucka!
I love you.
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If you pwn somebody, you pwn somebody. Its not your fault they are playing a non-punkbuster server. Besides, I pwn everyone in every server I go into, no matter if punkbuster is on or not. Stop crying you big babies, its just a freakin' game.
But like the title of this post implies..."No-Talent-Ass-Clown" I believe originated from the movie "Office Space." If you haven't seen it, I suggest you rent it immediately. Anyway, the person who is referred to by that quote is Michael Bolton. Why am I saying all this? Because I am a MICHAEL BOLTON FAN!
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If you pwn somebody, you pwn somebody. Its not your fault they are playing a non-punkbuster server. Besides, I pwn everyone in every server I go into, no matter if punkbuster is on or not. Stop crying you big babies, its just a freakin' game.
But like the title of this post implies..."No-Talent-Ass-Clown" I believe originated from the movie "Office Space." If you haven't seen it, I suggest you rent it immediately. Anyway, the person who is referred to by that quote is Michael Bolton. Why am I saying all this? Because I am a MICHAEL BOLTON FAN!
Your site says that Punkbuster has no effect on your cheats, so your reply is bullshit.
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Your site says that Punkbuster has no effect on your cheats, so your reply is bullshit.
P.S. I still love you.
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P.S. I still love you.
I don't love Michael Bolton though.
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Instead of having three posts in a row, just go back and hit the "edit" button on the bottom right of your post. And I don't care about punkbuster, I am the king of PWNAGE no matter what you say. That will never be stripped away from me.
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Instead of having three posts in a row, just go back and hit the "edit" button on the bottom right of your post.
He can't. (not registered)
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Your site says that Punkbuster has no effect on your cheats, so your reply is bullshit.
hey dumbass, why dont you look around a little bit before you make such a stupid post you dip shit, can u at least try and sound smart? He means the 1.61 servers...
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hey dumbass, why dont you look around a little bit before you make such a stupid post you dip shit, can u at least try and sound smart? He means the 1.61 servers...
Such anger.
1. I never claimed to be smart, my spelling should reflect that.
2. I didn't realize you were so cool.
3. I love you.
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I would like to clarify some comments I made recently regarding Mafia. For openers, I am reminded of the quote, "It is calling for blind, impulsive action for the sake of action, for the sake of making itself feel good." This comment is not as domineering as it seems, because if Mafia honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from it. Can you really blame me for suggesting that Mafia wants to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom, even though, for most people, this desire is neither necessary nor instinctive? Given what I know about vengeful purveyors of malice and hatred, I can say with confidence that someone has been giving Mafia's brain a very thorough washing, and now Mafia is trying to do the same to us. Stick your nose into anything Mafia has written recently, and you'll get a good whiff of amateurish solipsism.
How can we trust feral, incompetent nabobs of extremism who actively conceal their true intentions? We can't. And besides, I have no idea why Mafia makes such a big fuss over obstructionism . There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that I, for one, don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to deal with Mafia appropriately, because doing so clearly demonstrates how the last time I told its bedfellows that I want to summon up the courage to end its control over the minds and souls of countless people, they declared in response, "But skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. Actually, nothing agitates and humiliates Mafia more than when I supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into careerism. Am I aware of how Mafia will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because it and its thralls are, by nature, obnoxious, dim-witted smart alecks. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but if one could get a Ph.D. in Colonialism, Mafia would be the first in line to have one.
I know more about diabolism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that Mafia truly believes that McCarthyism is the only alternative to neocolonialism . It is just such smarmy, viperine megalomania, nutty egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mafia to perpetuate harmful stereotypes. The first response to this from Mafia's dupes is perhaps that Mafia can override nature. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: The biggest difference between me and Mafia is that Mafia wants to institutionali ze Trotskyism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. I, on the other hand, want to mention a bit about fatuous cheapskates such as Mafia.
You should not ask, "Why doesn't Mafia point a critical finger at itself for a change?", but rather, "What will be the next object of attack from Mafia's camp?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Mafia may squander irreplaceable treasures some day, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Mafia's teachings. It applies to everything it says and does. Although it's easy to sit in the press box and criticize, Mafia's sound bites have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. I'm sure Mafia wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why does it want to commit confrontationa l, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that it has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "This is partly connected with what I wrote earlier concerning cynical, raucous politicos." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual.
It is true that I am not suggesting government censorship of Mafia's insidious ethics, but if you don't think that its view that the sun rises just for it is sheer make-believe, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Mafia's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that if it kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion. An inner voice tells me that Mafia is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.
I can't help but wonder: Why does everyone hate Mafia? Is it because of its business practices, exclusivity, disloyalty, disrespect, or because Mafia keeps trying to provide cover for a sanctimonious agenda? I once asked Mafia that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that my purpose here is not to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that not only does Mafia work both sides of the political fence, but it then commands its legatees, "Go, and do thou likewise." Whereas Mafia claims that the Earth is flat, I claim that this is not the first time I've wanted to put inexorable pressure on it to be a bit more careful about what it says and does. But it is the first time I realized that it is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand, while the other hand is busy trying to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its antihumanist jeremiads.
I am being thoroughly serious when I say that Mafia's opinion is that the most pouty thought police you'll ever see are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that Mafia doesn't want us to know about its plans to spit on sacred icons. Otherwise, we might do something about that. Philistinism is the answer, but only if the question was, "What's the moral equivalent of letting Mafia open the floodgates of interventionis m?" Mafia may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is totally pernicious with everything else. Mafia frequently engages in violent fantasies involving counter-productive geeks. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me.
In order to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in Mafia's actions, we must clean up the country and get it back on course again. And that's just the first step. Remember, lecherous flippant-types have no business here. Now, that last statement is a bit of an oversimplifica tion, an overgeneraliza tion. But it is nevertheless substantially true. Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what Mafia is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that I do not find platitudes that are vulgar, self-indulgent, and disorganized to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe if Mafia wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. Mafia does not want to invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities because it is brassbound, dotty, dissolute, and condescending (though, granted, Mafia is all of the aforementioned), but rather because I recently overheard a couple of soulless, ethically bankrupt lounge lizards say that Mafia has its moral compass in tact. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Mafia-induced era of slogans and propaganda.
What we have been imparting to Mafia -- or what it has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. To say that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all entirely justified is crass nonsense and untrue to boot. I, not being one of the many despicable carousers of this world, have not forgotten that Mafia is like a jellyfish in that you can't see its stings coming. I have not forgotten that Mafia's propositions would be less detestable if they were less wild. And I cannot forget that the downward spiral of society and the concomitant growing threat of mercantalism are the natural results of Mafia's unrestrained, scabrous objectives. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Does Mafia believe, deep in the adytum of its own mind, that Pyrrhonism is the key to world peace? A clue might be that every time it utters or writes a statement that supports corporatism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. I maintain we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because it would be better for it to do nothing than to introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods, but primarily because we've all heard it yammer and whine about how it's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. One doesn't need a finely developed sense of irony to note that Mafia claims that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. I respond that its doctrines are not just about nepotism but also about defeatism.
The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: It is not news that it's wayward refractory-types that make contemptible blackguardism possible. What speaks volumes, though, is that it has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with foul-mouthed spongers. Is this because it needs their help to cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: Of particular interest to me is the way that Mafia continuously denies that I will let its record speak for itself. That conclusion is not based on some sort of peremptory philosophy or on Mafia-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Mafia's principles have an unsavory historical track record. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, I once had a nightmare in which Mafia was free to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, Mafia says it's going to spew forth ignorance and prejudice any day now. Is it out of its annoying mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that if you don't think that the world would be better off if it had never been created, then think again. By framing the question in this way, we see that Mafia wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it's because if it can one day grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly headlong ways to take control of a nation and suck it dry, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we stop the Huns at the gate.
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Years ago, I purchased BF1942 when it was version 1.01. After several months I found myself playing mostly on the Veteran Bastards [VB] server. I came to know one of the players very well as he lived only 2 blocks away. He introduced me to the rest of the VB crew and I was granted the title of FD (friend of VB) Blue Dun, a title I carried for 3 more months until I was invited to join VB at which point my title became [VB] Blue Dun. Later I was granted admin rights to the BF server and the TS server we used.
As a clan we held weekly battles against other clans on several nights and practiced as a team on other scheduled nights. We became one of the top 5 clans in BF1942 and were loved my many and hated by many too.
We had always been plagued by cheaters as this was long before Punk Buster. I took it on myself to try to find a way to detect cheaters and downloaded several cheats to see how they could be detected from an admins view.
'll have to give you a little background to explain what happened next.
As I said we had a very good clan, but the head guy was a very head strong person.
Several of us started playing Planetside when our BF server was a little slow so we set up a room on Team Speak for Planetside. Well, after a few weeks the head man blew his top, "Why are you guys playing Planetside instead of BF?". Since most of the guys in the clan were playing Planetside he couldn't single anyone out to ban.
One day the head man and his employee, also a VB, can to my shop to set up one of my comps as a server for the clan to upload and download files and programs. He saw the icons for the cheats on my desktop but didn't say a word or ask me why they were there. A few days later he was posting things on the VB forum about how he knew someone in the clan was cheating and they knew who they were. I didn't say anything because my friend down the street knew why I had the cheats.
To make the rest of the story short I was forced to quit VB. I know the reason I was forced out was because of my playing Planetside but he used the cheats to tell everyone I was cheating. Several in the clan told him I wasn't and that I had them to see how to stop them but he wouldn't listen so I quit.
I don't feel that I did anything wrong and that my character of Blue Dun is one that I want to continue so from this day on my handle for BF1942 will Blue Dun.
Thank you for reading this.
I think I shed a tear...
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. ...I need a nap
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All I can say is wow! so what in the hell was this for?
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This guy needs help.
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whatever the fuck this PMcD dude said. His post took up too much room on my post. So I deleted it and replaced it like this so you would know I was reffering to his long ass post.
Holy shit, it's like Evil Moose of Doom all over again.
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hmm...all i can say is holy shit! i didnt even bother reading all that. that has to be the most ive ever seen writen on the forums. dude you really need to post a 2 line summery of what the hell that says!
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hmm...all i can say is holy shit! i didnt even bother reading all that. that has to be the most ive ever seen writen on the forums. dude you really need to post a 2 line summery of what the hell that says!
Babble babble babble. spam spam spam.
thats about it.
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For some time now, I've been writing letters grounded on two key principles:
1. the word "honesty" does not exist in Mafia's vocabulary, and
2. Mafia is utterly -- and I mean utterly -- wretched.
It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how Mafia must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of its sexist behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Mafia also realized that an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. Mafia has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. Last I checked, Mafia should clarify its point, so people like you and me can tell what the heck it's talking about. Without clarification, Mafia's theories sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. For the purpose of this discussion, let's say that Mafia's complaints symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. Be honest; can you in any way believe Mafia's claim that we should all bear the brunt of its actions? I cannot, mainly because it keeps trying to substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, it will indubitably succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with treasonous, intransigent fence-sitters, Mafia's stooges, who are legion, or anyone else who fails to realize that we should not concern ourselves with Mafia's putative virtue or vice. Rather, we should concern ourselves with our own welfare and the fact that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Mafia's unsympathetic cop-outs. They are not a cause; they are an effect.
Common sense and scientific evidence agree: Mafia doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. When Mafia says that incendiarism brings one closer to nirvana, in its mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like it believes it has said something very profound.
Do you really want Mafia to engulf the world in a dense miasma of favoritism? I think not. Why does Mafia want to feed us ever-larger doses of its lies and crackpot assumptions? Because its scribblings are a quick-fix detour, a placebo aimed at surface symptoms, and an excuse to do the devil's work. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later.
I will not quibble with Mafia as to whether or not the only appropriate attitudes in a society overrun by the worst types of impertinent renegades I've ever seen are fear and distrust. Instead, I'll simply state that one of the sinful remarks we often hear from Mafia is that prolix politicos are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive and leave it at that. Obviously, you shouldn't automatically believe all the allegations I've been making, so let me elaborate a bit. No one likes being attacked by what I call blockish rabble-rousers. Even worse, Mafia exploits our fear of those attacks -- which it claims will evolve in the immediate years ahead into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks -- as a pretext to undermine the basic values of work, responsibility, and family. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Mafia is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mafia and a pigeon is that Mafia intends to deny citizens the ability to become informed about the destruction that it is capable of. That's why to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of vindictive, vicious spivs, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but Mafia's ravings always follow the same pattern. It puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that the sun rises just for it. If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Mafia's jibes, one is promptly condemned as heinous, blasphemous, muzzy-headed, or whatever epithet Mafia deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Perhaps Mafia doesn't want equality, but revenge, but remember that I can guarantee the readers of this letter that if it feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing it, then that's just too darn bad. Mafia's arrogance has brought this upon itself.
Doesn't it strike you as odd that the law of self preservation dictates that I evaluate the tactics Mafia has used against me? It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to Mafia's malicious histrionics is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: I am reminded of the quote, "Its hirelings are the worst that humanity has to offer." This comment is not as self-deceiving as it seems, because Mafia periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual.
While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, this is a free country, and I contend we ought to keep it that way. Mafia tries to make us think the way it wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons. So, what am I doing about that? I'm educating. I'm trying to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Mafia's debauched, wishy-washy witticisms.
Mafia is right about one thing, namely that fear is what motivates us. Fear of what it means when oleaginous calumniators declare that it defends the real needs of the working class. Fear of what it says about our society when we teach our children that Mafia has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring itself to help disseminate the True Faith of post-structuralism. And fear of hidebound nudniks like Mafia who incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminate ly. I don't object to Mafia's values because much of Mafia's success is due to the rest of us bending over backwards to assist it and to overlook its failings. I object because there is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil organizations like Mafia.
Mafia dreams of a time when they'll be free to exhibit cruelty to animals. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't hinder the power of craven, noxious drug lords like it. It's not that I have anything against twits in general. It's just that Mafia's habitués say, "Its propositions prevent smallpox." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Mafia's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it.
So, why is it that 99 times out of 100, I cannot simply sit idly by while blinkered anarchists grant complacent so-called experts the keys to the kingdom? I guess it just boils down to the question: What in perdition does Mafia think it's doing? The answer is obvious if you understand that there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of antiheroism, and there are those who are not. Mafia is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why it strikes me as amusing that it complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! Mafia does nothing but complain. Mafia is so intolerantly devoted to its own prejudices that its perception of reality is totally warped. This is not rhetoric. This is reality. Mafia turns its back on those who have been the most loyal to it, and that's one reason why I'm writing this letter. By allowing Mafia to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat, we are allowing it to play puppet master. However deep one delves into the citations and footnotes of Mafia's tracts, and however poised and "mainstream" its functionaries appear once challenged, there is no way to forget that it is stepping over the line when it attempts to denigrate and discard all of Western culture -- way over the line.
Perfidious ethnocentrism has come to occupy a disgraceful place in the national dialogue. No wonder that Mafia is still going around insisting that its bruta fulmina are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to it that it has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and control what we do and how we do it -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. What I had wanted for this letter was to write an analysis of Mafia's conclusions. Not an exhortation or a shrill denunciation, but an analysis. I hope I have succeeded at that.
Love,
Pimpy McDougall
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Ok what the fuck is with the damn 18 page papers you're writing. You think anyone is going to read any of that?
Where the hell is elliott, he'll give us a summary.
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Ok what the fuck is with the damn 18 page papers you're writing. You think anyone is going to read any of that?
Where the hell is elliott, he'll give us a summary.
1. It's not 18 pages, just 10 paragraphs.
2. Even if you did try to read it, I wouldn't expect your small brain capacity to grasp the concept.
3. It's sad you need someone else to read this shit for you.
4. See you bitches in BF2.
5. You won't see me, only the bullets from my gun.
6. I love you.
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I would like to clarify some comments I made recently regarding Mafia. For openers, I am reminded of the quote, "It is calling for blind, impulsive action for the sake of action, for the sake of making itself feel good." This comment is not as domineering as it seems, because if Mafia honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from it. Can you really blame me for suggesting that Mafia wants to trick us into trading freedom for serfdom, even though, for most people, this desire is neither necessary nor instinctive? Given what I know about vengeful purveyors of malice and hatred, I can say with confidence that someone has been giving Mafia's brain a very thorough washing, and now Mafia is trying to do the same to us. Stick your nose into anything Mafia has written recently, and you'll get a good whiff of amateurish solipsism.
How can we trust feral, incompetent nabobs of extremism who actively conceal their true intentions? We can't. And besides, I have no idea why Mafia makes such a big fuss over obstructionism . There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that I, for one, don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to compile readers' remarks and suggestions and use them to deal with Mafia appropriately, because doing so clearly demonstrates how the last time I told its bedfellows that I want to summon up the courage to end its control over the minds and souls of countless people, they declared in response, "But skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. Actually, nothing agitates and humiliates Mafia more than when I supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into careerism. Am I aware of how Mafia will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because it and its thralls are, by nature, obnoxious, dim-witted smart alecks. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but if one could get a Ph.D. in Colonialism, Mafia would be the first in line to have one.
I know more about diabolism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that Mafia truly believes that McCarthyism is the only alternative to neocolonialism . It is just such smarmy, viperine megalomania, nutty egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Mafia to perpetuate harmful stereotypes. The first response to this from Mafia's dupes is perhaps that Mafia can override nature. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: The biggest difference between me and Mafia is that Mafia wants to institutionali ze Trotskyism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. I, on the other hand, want to mention a bit about fatuous cheapskates such as Mafia.
You should not ask, "Why doesn't Mafia point a critical finger at itself for a change?", but rather, "What will be the next object of attack from Mafia's camp?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Mafia may squander irreplaceable treasures some day, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Mafia's teachings. It applies to everything it says and does. Although it's easy to sit in the press box and criticize, Mafia's sound bites have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. I'm sure Mafia wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why does it want to commit confrontationa l, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that it has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but on a television program last night, I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "This is partly connected with what I wrote earlier concerning cynical, raucous politicos." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual.
It is true that I am not suggesting government censorship of Mafia's insidious ethics, but if you don't think that its view that the sun rises just for it is sheer make-believe, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Mafia's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that if it kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion. An inner voice tells me that Mafia is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.
I can't help but wonder: Why does everyone hate Mafia? Is it because of its business practices, exclusivity, disloyalty, disrespect, or because Mafia keeps trying to provide cover for a sanctimonious agenda? I once asked Mafia that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that my purpose here is not to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that not only does Mafia work both sides of the political fence, but it then commands its legatees, "Go, and do thou likewise." Whereas Mafia claims that the Earth is flat, I claim that this is not the first time I've wanted to put inexorable pressure on it to be a bit more careful about what it says and does. But it is the first time I realized that it is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand, while the other hand is busy trying to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its antihumanist jeremiads.
I am being thoroughly serious when I say that Mafia's opinion is that the most pouty thought police you'll ever see are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that Mafia doesn't want us to know about its plans to spit on sacred icons. Otherwise, we might do something about that. Philistinism is the answer, but only if the question was, "What's the moral equivalent of letting Mafia open the floodgates of interventionis m?" Mafia may be reasonably cunning with words. However, it is totally pernicious with everything else. Mafia frequently engages in violent fantasies involving counter-productive geeks. Think about it, and I'm sure you'll agree with me.
In order to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in Mafia's actions, we must clean up the country and get it back on course again. And that's just the first step. Remember, lecherous flippant-types have no business here. Now, that last statement is a bit of an oversimplifica tion, an overgeneraliza tion. But it is nevertheless substantially true. Let me give you an important hint: When trying to understand what Mafia is up to, look at what it is doing and what it has done. Don't let yourself be distracted by the patter and the hand-waving; keep your eye on the shell that has the pea under it. And focus your mind on the fact that I do not find platitudes that are vulgar, self-indulgent, and disorganized to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe if Mafia wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. Mafia does not want to invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to separate people from their roots and cut their bonds to their natural communities because it is brassbound, dotty, dissolute, and condescending (though, granted, Mafia is all of the aforementioned), but rather because I recently overheard a couple of soulless, ethically bankrupt lounge lizards say that Mafia has its moral compass in tact. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Mafia-induced era of slogans and propaganda.
What we have been imparting to Mafia -- or what it has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. To say that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all entirely justified is crass nonsense and untrue to boot. I, not being one of the many despicable carousers of this world, have not forgotten that Mafia is like a jellyfish in that you can't see its stings coming. I have not forgotten that Mafia's propositions would be less detestable if they were less wild. And I cannot forget that the downward spiral of society and the concomitant growing threat of mercantalism are the natural results of Mafia's unrestrained, scabrous objectives. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Does Mafia believe, deep in the adytum of its own mind, that Pyrrhonism is the key to world peace? A clue might be that every time it utters or writes a statement that supports corporatism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. I maintain we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because it would be better for it to do nothing than to introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods, but primarily because we've all heard it yammer and whine about how it's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. One doesn't need a finely developed sense of irony to note that Mafia claims that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. I respond that its doctrines are not just about nepotism but also about defeatism.
The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: It is not news that it's wayward refractory-types that make contemptible blackguardism possible. What speaks volumes, though, is that it has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with foul-mouthed spongers. Is this because it needs their help to cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood? There aren't enough hours in the day to fully answer that question, but consider this: Of particular interest to me is the way that Mafia continuously denies that I will let its record speak for itself. That conclusion is not based on some sort of peremptory philosophy or on Mafia-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Mafia's principles have an unsavory historical track record. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, I once had a nightmare in which Mafia was free to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, Mafia says it's going to spew forth ignorance and prejudice any day now. Is it out of its annoying mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that if you don't think that the world would be better off if it had never been created, then think again. By framing the question in this way, we see that Mafia wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it's because if it can one day grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly headlong ways to take control of a nation and suck it dry, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. Anyhow, I guess I've run out of things to say, so let me just leave you with one parting wish: Together, may we stop the Huns at the gate.
Dude WTF is that, I smoked 2 fucking joints and packed my pipe once......... don't you think you could have shortened that up a bit for us potheads. :002:
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Here here.
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1. It's not 18 pages, just 10 paragraphs.
2. Even if you did try to read it, I wouldn't expect your small brain capacity to grasp the concept.
3. It's sad you need someone else to read this shit for you.
4. See you bitches in BF2.
5. You won't see me, only the bullets from my gun.
6. I love you.
While I may not entirely comprehend the random blabber you decided to rot our brains with, I DO know how to spot bullshit when I see it. You see, I know how to use the internet too:
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
http://www.pakin.org/complaint?firstname=PMcD&pgraphs=10&gender=c
While a good try, its quite sad you can't come up with something legitimate yourself so you need to resort to having the internet complain for you. Next time, try proofreading your generated complaints to be sure they make sense before you post them as your own.
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lmao what a fucking loser, lol you must feel really dumb and embarrassed, kinda like when your mother walked in and caught you jacking off. rofl!
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You're so hot Ins4n3!
Can you say O W N E D? Sure, I knew that you could! ;)
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Busted like a fool. PMcD, what exactly would you say "you do" here?
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damn, i won't read that much, fucking idiots, uhmm, i could make a 10 paragraphs about what i think of this, but hey, i know ppl hate reading so i will make it easyer:
STOP CRYING LIKE AN OWNED BITCH
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Busted like a fool. PMcD, what exactly would you say "you do" here?
What do I do? Spam!
In response to Mafia's hatchet jobs, I would like to offer the following opposing points. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how the first casualty of Mafia's outbursts is justice. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be Mafia's most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with Mafia to help it malign and traduce me.
Mafia has no discernible talents. The only things it has indeed mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose it's good at convincing people that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that it should be even slightly inconvenienced, but if my memory serves me correctly, a central fault line runs through each of Mafia's imprecations. Specifically, Mafia's older ruses were brazen enough. Its latest ones are unequivocally beyond the pale. After reading everything I could find on this subject, I was forced to conclude that Mafia fervently believes that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt deprive people of dignity and autonomy". This shows that Mafia is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that one of the great mysteries of modern life is, To what depths of depravity does it need to descend before the rest of us realize we must build a better world, a cleaner world, a safer world, and a saner world? In other words, how can it be so noisome? I once asked Mafia that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that Mafia's ideologies are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that its surrogates once used to trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all.
If I said that Mafia's bons mots epitomize wholesome family entertainment, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being thoroughly honest if I said that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes organizations like it want to pursue an amoral agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever. You see, Mafia says that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. That's its unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely tasteless and indelicate lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningl y, uncritically, by Mafia's stooges. You may wonder why Mafia is unable to use the English language effectively or correctly. It's simply because Mafia simply spouts endless fine-sounding cliches along with unintelligible, patronizing dialectic. But you knew that already. So let me add that Mafia should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.
I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to subject Mafia's rejoinders to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant. Of course, some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, it is too unforgiving to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that my dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to begin a course of careful, planned, and coordinated action. Mafia wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it's because there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that it is as innocent as a newborn lamb, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of Mafia's from the get-go. It's unfortunate that Mafia has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped. Do we not, as rational men and women, owe it to both our heritage and our posterity to provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible? I think we do.
Just to add a little more perspective, it's Mafia's belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to trample over the very freedoms and rights that it claims to support. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such an unconscionable idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that there is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until Mafia and its legates started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that Mafia says that recidivism is a noble goal. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. It is apparent to me that Mafia presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, it devises new schemes to create a regime of quixotic Comstockism. Ignorance is bliss. This may be why Mafia's bedfellows are generally all smiles.
Most of us who have been around for a while realize that if you can go more than a minute without hearing Mafia talk about heathenism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. It would be wrong to imply that Mafia is involved in some kind of conspiracy to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. It would be wrong because its politics are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but its lethargic, hateful bromides sue people at random. Mafia then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. Aside from the fact that Mafia's satraps will have to stop shouting "Me, me!" and learn to harmonize on "Us, us!", one does not have to scapegoat easy, unpopular targets, thereby diverting responsibility from more culpable parties, in order to give Mafia a rhadamanthine warning not to encourage a deadly acceptance of intolerance. It is a grotesque person who believes otherwise.
Mafia should not create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason -- a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. Not now, not ever. People often get the impression that feral, mad witlings and Mafia's cohorts are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that Mafia's idiotic claim that it is beyond reproach is just that, an idiotic claim. Although chimpanzees can be convinced to wear clothing, understand commands, and even ride bicycles (if well paid for their services in bananas), it would be virtually impossible to convince Mafia that I doubtlessly have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Mafia progressively narrow the sphere of human freedom. Despite some perceptions to the contrary, if you've read any of the cranky, antisocial slop that Mafia has concocted, you'll unquestionably recall Mafia's description of its plan to feature simplistic answers to complex problems. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Mafia talks a lot about corporatism and how wonderful it is. However, it's never actually defined what it means. How can it argue for something it's never defined? The answer to that question has broad implications. For example, Mafia dreams of a time when they'll be free to bamboozle people into believing that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications . That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't condemn -- without hesitation, without remorse -- all those who support those for whom hatred has become a way of life.
I'll go over that again: I am now in a position to define what I mean when I say that it's a sad world where uncontrollable, pertinacious converts to gangsterism have the power to win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats. What I mean is that it has announced its intentions to reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. While doing so may earn Mafia a gold star from the mush-for-brains colonialism crowd, the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering. What this underlines, I think, is that everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that Mafia doesn't let a day pass without showing to the world that is is as little fitted to be trusted with liberty as thieves with keys or children with firearms. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.
We can say that the lockstep ideological conformity of Mafia's janissaries and their mindless parroting of Mafia's overweening cliches about nihilism have reached a level of absurdity hardly matched by any historical example that comes to mind, and Mafia can claim the opposite, and it won't make one bit of difference. Mafia's tirades manifest themselves in two phases. Phase one: muster enough force to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind. Phase two: control, manipulate, and harm other people. Anyone who takes even a cursory glance at this letter will quickly discover that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Mafia announcing some callow thing every few weeks.
Mafia's victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Mafia's coadjutors, who loudly proclaim that Mafia holds a universal license that allows it to exploit the public's short attention span in order to open the floodgates of classism. Regardless of those barbaric proclamations, the truth is that it's easy enough to hate it any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that it is up to, things that ought to make a real Mafia-hater out of you. First off, its reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only truculent answers, obscene resolutions to conflicts. Mafia's opinion is that its arguments are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that Mafia is an interesting organization. On the one hand, it likes to acquire power and use it to indoctrinate crude ogres. But on the other hand, it shouldn't oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions convert lush forests into arid deserts. Sorry for babbling so much, but you probably know exactly what I mean.
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I'm always glad to have the opportunity to speak openly, without fear of Mafia twisting my words in a possession-obsessed attempt to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. In the text that follows, when I quote from it, I will use the word "excrement" in place of another word which is now apparently permitted in general circulation publications, and which I have edited out. The falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart. The reason is simple: Mafia wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that Mafia is frightened that we might break the spell of great expectations that now binds venal hackers to Mafia. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that Mafia never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. It presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, it seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that it doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Let us postulate that anyone who denies this and insists on looking at issues from a single perspective is a participant in a flat, simplistic, and incomplete world. In that case, whenever there's an argument about Mafia's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that the conflation of vindictive, self-aggrandizing galoots and slatternly adulterers in Mafia's machinations is either dramatic hyperbole or a fatal methodological flaw. That should settle the argument pretty quickly.
If I am correctly informed, Mafia's simplistic reasoning follows the same fallacies as so many other treatises on similar issues. In any case, I have a problem with its use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, Mafia doesn't need to prove its claim that it is sinful to question its viewpoints; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, it claims that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. I respond that it doesn't care about accountability in our public systems. Are you beginning to get the picture here? Mafia has warned us that one day, debauched nudniks will teach unbridled concepts to children. If you think about it, you'll realize that Mafia's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. Mafia has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. So, what's my take on Mafia's malign, rancorous precepts? Simply this: When I was younger, I wanted to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to take rights away from individuals whom only Mafia perceives as phlegmatic. I still want to do that, but now I realize that its goal is to demonize my family and friends. How dangerous is that? How passive-aggressive? How pouty?
Technically, I am utterly shocked and angered by Mafia's pudibund improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. One of the enduring effects of Mafia's insinuations is surely the way they will change the course of history. Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, Mafia is not only immoral, but amoral. Mafia will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let it inaugurate an era of semi-intelligible defeatism. At least putting up with another Mafia hissy fit is easier than convincing Mafia's encomiasts that Mafia truly believes that it is beyond reproach. I hope you realize that that's just a spineless pipe dream from an asinine, revolting pipe, and that in the real world, it is more than a purely historical question to ask, "How did Mafia's reign of terror start?" or even the more urgent question, "How might it end?". No, we must ask, "Is Mafia so selfish as to think that this can go on forever?" This can be answered most easily by stating that we must denounce Mafia's manuscripts. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. Ask yourself: Why can't Mafia live among us in peace? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did, because we both know that given a choice of having Mafia place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day.
Let no one say that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. No, this is truculent racism and must be regarded as an attempt to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. If Mafia is going to talk about higher standards, then it needs to live by those higher standards. The acid test for Mafia's "kinder, gentler" new shenanigans should be, "Do they still borrow money and spend it on programs that open the floodgates of cameralism?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that Mafia says that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Mafia itself). I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools. I could tell Mafia that there are deeper issues afoot here, although it obviously doesn't care. I could tell it that our real enemy is the perverted, predaceous system that made it as diabolic as it is, but it wouldn't believe me. It probably also doesn't care that it just wants to avoid detection and punishment. So let me appeal to whatever small semblance of reason Mafia may be capable of when I tell it that it sometimes uses the word "syncategoremat ically" when describing its litanies. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.
While it is not my purpose to incriminate or exculpate or vindicate or castigate, in order to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood, we must indicate in a rough and approximate way the two snippy tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern sectarianism. And that's just the first step. Remember, Mafia's tirades are continually evolving into more and more crotchety incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Mafia had learned anything from history, it'd know that I like to speak of it as "contentious". That's a reasonable term to use, I think, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Mafia does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why Mafia is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! Mafia ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:
Fact: The world has a surplus of stupidity.
Fact: Mafia should shift for itself.
Fact: In the blink of an eye, Mafia's poison will infect us, sicken us, and destroy us.
In addition, Mafia accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does it believe I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept its claim that it can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. If Mafia is going to impair the practice of democracy, then it should at least have the self-respect to remind itself of a few things: First, its detractors are correct in their observation that its dream is to rule the world, or failing that, annihilate it. And second, its intent is to prevent us from asking questions. Mafia doesn't want the details checked. It doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of its "facts" are false. I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes organizations like Mafia want to hijack the word "interparenthet ically" and use it to prevent us from recognizing the vast and incomparable achievements, contributions, and discoveries that are the product of our culture.
Mafia's intolerance for those assumed to hold different value systems from its is so great, so mentally debilitating, so handicapping to its thought processes that if you think that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization", then you're suffering from very serious nearsightednes s. You're focusing too much on what Mafia wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance. When was the last time you heard Mafia mention that it is talking out of its posterior? Probably never. That's why the public is like a giant that it has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Mafia leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to operate on today's real -- not tomorrow's ideal -- political terrain. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that we're all in this mess together -- and Mafia knows it. Mafia doesn't know the difference between right and wrong. But let's not quibble about that.
If Mafia succeeds in its attempt to push our efforts two steps backward, it'll have to be over my dead body. If you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. Of all of Mafia's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "The Earth is flat." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is dead wrong. Mafia uses the word "physicophiloso phical" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. Organizations that are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. My general thesis is that I once told Mafia that it should get off its pedestal and walk a day in our shoes. How did it respond to that? It proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that Mafia and its apologists are wolves in sheep's clothing who will restructure the social, political, and economic relationships throughout the entire society before the year is over, and everyone with half a brain understands that. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: Relative to just a few years ago, cynical dipsomaniacs are nearly ten times as likely to believe that Mafia is a model organization. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Mafia to condemn innocent people to death. Mafia is like a parrot that makes noises for attention without any kind of clue as to what it is saying. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly.
Mafia is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Mafia and a pigeon is that Mafia intends to make bribery legal and part of business as usual. That's why innocent children have been brainwashed by Mafia's psychotic scare tactics. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that its ideas are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely power-hungry, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, it's astounding that it has somehow found a way to work the words "philodestructi veness" and "thyroparathyro idectomize" into its snow jobs. However, you may find it even more astounding that if I had to choose the most power-drunk specimen from its welter of stubborn gabble, it would have to be its claim that we're supposed to shut up and smile when it says slimy, postmodernist things. If it is not yet clear that I will never identify with the most abusive loudmouths I've ever seen, then consider that its cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good.
Many people are incredulous when I tell them that Mafia intends to deflect attention from its unwillingness to support policies that benefit the average citizen. "How could Mafia be so lewd?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is doubtlessly possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Mafia plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that what we have been imparting to it -- or what it has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge.
The funny thing is, Mafia wants to get me thrown in jail. It can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but it does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that Mafia's opinion is that it holds a universal license that allows it to fan the flames of post-structuralism into a planet-spanning inferno. Of course, opinions are like sphincters: we all have them. So let me tell you my opinion. My opinion is that I cannot believe that Mafia would consider odious, doctrinaire blackguards as incompetent, homicidal meatheads. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that in public, Mafia vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, Mafia never fails to blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. You can waste all your time arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Or you can actually feed the starving, house the homeless, cure the sick, and still find wonder and awe in the sunrise and the moonlight. You decide. In the beginning of this letter, I promised you details, but now I'm running out of space. So here's one detail to end with: Opposing Mafia's caustic vaporings actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being.
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Mafia's cult followers fight more for the negative destruction of opposing ideologies than for the positive promotion of their own, but that's not the point of this letter. The point is that I invite you to talk to Mafia yourself if you feel that I'm misrepresentin g its position. For openers, if Mafia had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that for the nonce, it is content to shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious possessions. But when you least expect it, it will commit confrontationa l, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility. I am convinced that there will be a strong effort on Mafia's part to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary before long. This effort will be disguised, of course. It will be cloaked in deceit, as such efforts always are. That's why I'm informing you that I have nothing more to say on that issue. Now, that last statement is a bit of an oversimplifica tion, an overgeneraliza tion. But it is nevertheless substantially true.
If I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that we must mention a bit about pea-brained saboteurs such as Mafia. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that it's easy to tell if Mafia is lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying. What's more, almost every day, Mafia outreaches itself in setting new records for arrogance, deceit, and greed. It's decidedly breathtaking to watch it. Notice the unstable tendency of Mafia's disquisitions.
I used to think that jealous pamphleteers were the most contentious people on the planet, but now I know that it is singularly apt that there is considerable evidence to show that Mafia is serious about wanting to engender ill will. Mafia vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would, because once you understand its press releases, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Mafia prosecute, sentence, and label people as useless conspiracy theorists without the benefit of any evidence whatsoever. There's something severely wrong with this picture. Let's remember that. Mafia's eccentricity is surpassed only by its vanity. And its vanity is surpassed only by its empty theorizing. (Remember its theory that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat?)
To restate the obvious: When Mafia says that everything it says is entirely and thoroughly true, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. Mafia can write anything it wants about how things would be different were we to give into its demands and let it institutionali ze sex discrimination by requiring different standards of protection and behavior for men and women, but I recently informed it that its surrogates use our weaknesses to its advantage. Mafia said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, it would be charitable of me not to mention that we can't stand idly by and let it trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that it never stops boasting about its generous contributions to charitable causes. As far as I can tell, however, Mafia's claimed magnanimousnes s is utterly chimerical and, furthermore, I am not fooled by its snotty and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that if Mafia continues to infringe upon our most important constitutional rights, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. Mafia confuses demagoguery with leadership and undocumented conspiracism with serious research. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that in this crucial hour and under the treachery of our time, I must announce that its promise of equality is a false one? If you need help in answering that question, you may note that its profiteering and power mongering will dupe its apologists into believing that there should be publicly financed centers of Bonapartism in the near future, so to speak. Although it requires risk, commitment, and follow-through to keep the faith, many people respond to Mafia's wayward artifices in the same way that they respond to television dramas. They watch them; they talk about them; but they feel no overwhelming compulsion to do anything about them. That's why I insist we point out that the emperor has no clothes on.
In whatever form it takes -- magazines, music, propaganda, or any other form -- Mafia's rhetoric is designed to use paid informants and provocateurs to stand in the way of progress. Mafia pompously claims that divine ichor flows through its veins. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately. Mafia insists that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented declamations. Sorry, Mafia, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so."
You might say, "Mafia has made some very dangerous assumptions about malignant profiteers." Fine, I agree. But it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Mafia distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain its current opinions. For a variety of reasons, some strategic, some ideological, some attitudinal, and all of them wrong, what I call mad, saturnine misfits strap us down with a network of rules and regulations.
Inasmuch as I disagree with Mafia's accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Mafia's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. I hope Mafia enjoys its new distinction as one of the most damnable devotees of conspiracy theories who ever lived. Why is that relevant to this letter? Because I find that some of Mafia's choices of words in its practices would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "unsophisticate d" for "deintellectual ization" and "lawless" for "auriculoventri cular." We can say that Mafia is sympathetic to materialistic causes of all stripes, and Mafia can claim the opposite, and it won't make one bit of difference. Mafia's endeavors represent an inseparable mixture of reason and human madness, but always in such a way that only the madness can become reality and never the reason. In fact, I have said that to Mafia on many occasions, and I will keep on saying it until it stops trying to throw away our freedom, our honor, and our future.
People often get the impression that testy braggadocios and Mafia's backers are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that in a tacit concession of defeat, Mafia is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what its lecherous opinions have failed at. I know more about Trotskyism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that far too many people tolerate Mafia's sermons as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Mafia's insane epithets. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.)
There's a lot of talk nowadays about Mafia's dictatorial beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments), but not much action. Particularly telling is the way that Mafia should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants, every time it wants to. For the record, Mafia's lies come in many forms. Some of its lies are in the form of principles. Others are in the form of assertions. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.
I have taken the liberty of letting Mafia know that there are some simple truths in this world. First, juxtaposed to this is the idea that the moral devastations that accompany its childish commentaries suffice to slowly but surely devise larcenous scams to get money for nothing. Second, a critical reevaluation of some of its holier-than-thou attitudes would undoubtedly be beneficial. And finally, I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. I've always thought that Mafia should take all the bull-pucky it's been throwing at us and fertilize its garden with it, and hearing the rubbish that Mafia spews forth proves it beyond all doubt. Mafia claims that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. What do you think of this: Mafia wants to display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations, even though, for most people, this desire is neither necessary nor instinctive? Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts. Analyze the arguments. Think about the motives of the people who are telling you that Mafia is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, not everyone agrees with it.
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I need to get something out of the way before I begin. I must say that everyone knows of the lust and driving passion that has caused this problem. I want to share this with you because Mafia periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. I may not believe that granting Mafia complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air, but I sincerely do maintain that we can and we must protect ourselves by any means necessary against the incompetent bestiality of what I call unsavory suborners of perjury. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Mafia has any control over. But that's inconsequentia l, because I don't care what others say about Mafia. It's still noisome, disingenuous, and it intends to resort to underhanded tactics. I can assure you that if Mafia can't stand the heat, it should get out of the kitchen.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Mafia had learned anything from history, it'd know that I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness it is mongering. We need to summon up the courage to establish democracy and equality. It will be objected, to be sure, that Mafia doesn't honestly want to ruin people's lives. At first glance, this may seem to be true, but when you think about it further, you'll undeniably conclude that its acolytes have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times -- stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize its corrupt strictures. It is unmistakably not a pretty sight.
Under these conditions, Mafia recently claimed that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from it a hundred times before. Shame on Mafia for thinking that people like you and me are wrongheaded! Some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Mafia is secretly scheming to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that it's possible that it doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of faddism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we spread awareness of the self-absorbed nature of its ruses. The choice we face as a nation is whether to run our country ourselves or let revolting paranoiacs run it for us. So let Mafia call me self-pitying. I call it headstrong.
Mafia's claim that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape is factually unsupported and politically motivated. If we contradict Mafia, we are labelled socially inept, prudish rakes. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. The practical struggle which now begins, sketched in broad outlines, takes the following course: Mafia says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, Mafia's time has run out.
I will dedicate the rest of my life to my efforts to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against Mafia's drug-induced ravings. And here, I believe, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in Mafia's opinions. I have two words for Mafia: Grow up! It can be distinguished only with difficulty which of Mafia's legatees act out of inner stupidity or incompetence and which only pretend to for whatever bad-tempered, antisocial reason, right? Right.
Believe me, I certainly don't want to give Mafia a chance to snooker people of every stripe into believing that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. Mafia is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand, while the other hand is busy trying to change the course of history. Woe to the psychotic knuckle-draggers who wage an odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared and unrecognizing public! Many people who follow Mafia's politics have come to the erroneous conclusion that Mafia's smears are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. The truth of the matter is that if you were to tell it that it provides simplistic answers to complex problems, it'd just pull its security blanket a little tighter around itself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. I am reminded of the quote, "It accepts -- or, at least, feels obligated to pretend to accept -- the ideological premises of metagrobolism." This comment is not as snippy as it seems, because it's easy enough to hate Mafia any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that Mafia is up to, things that ought to make a real Mafia-hater out of you. First off, it will stop at nothing to acquire power and use it to indoctrinate jackbooted, insecure ideologues. This may sound outrageous, but if it were fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands, Mafia has been known to say that if it kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. That notion is so intolerant, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. We need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Mafia. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. Mafia's intolerance for those assumed to hold different value systems from its is so great, so mentally debilitating, so handicapping to its thought processes that several things it has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how the sky is falling.
Mafia's perspective is that anyone who dares to put the kibosh on its press releases can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result. My perspective, in contrast, is that Mafia's fastidious fairy tales leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children its enemies? On the surface, it would seem to have something to do with the way that we have to consider all of our options. But upon further investigation, one will find that when Mafia tells us that hanging out with witless, aberrant scalawags is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience, it somehow fails to mention that that which is built inextricably into the laws of the universe cannot be totally unforgiving. It fails to mention that its complaints either go uncontested or are openly supported by the worst types of pusillanimous, sanctimonious lugs I've ever seen. And it fails to mention that it presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, Mafia devises new schemes to set the wolf to mind the sheep. Have you ever had a bad dream about Mafia trying to sidetrack us, so we can't avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real. Mafia's ploys leave me with several unanswered questions: Why is it so compelled to complain about situations over which it has no control? And has it ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of its time spent trying to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world was instead spent on something productive? These are difficult questions to answer, because it faces moral disaster in its neighborhood, political disaster in its country, and an impending world catastrophe with a blank and smiling countenance. But that's not all: An organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. Mafia has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise.
Mafia wonders why everyone hates it. Apparently, it never stopped to think that maybe it's because it will view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated because it possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses gin-swilling hippies with xenophobic and uncontrollable rage. Let no one say that Mafia is a perpetual victim of injustice. No, this is avaricious vigilantism and must be regarded as an attempt to fan the flames of pessimism into a planet-spanning inferno. I am being thoroughly serious when I say that I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings. Mafia's most progressive idea is to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way.
At first blush, it appears that Mafia's platitudes owe much to the contrivances of rancorous fiends. However, the point at which you discover that this was true long before the latest scandal broke is not only a moment of disenchantment . It is a moment of resolve, a determination that it seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, the most brutish big-labor bosses I've ever seen. If natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then Mafia is clearly going to be the first to go. It's fine to realize that Mafia's hatchet jobs bespeak a spiritual crassness, a materialistic and short-sighted stupidity that will demonize my family and friends sooner or later, but it's more important to know that I am sick of hearing Mafia intone with an authority reminiscent of Moses descending Sinai that its activities are on the up-and-up, so to speak. As truculent as Mafia's fans may be, they are also the worst sorts of pharisaical, obstreperous cowards there are.
While we do nothing, those who overthrow democratic political systems are gloating and smirking. And they will keep on gloating and smirking until we prevent the production of a new crop of juvenile fanatics. If Mafia wants to provide cover for a doctrinaire, directionless agenda, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. Mafia's perceptions are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. I'm sorry if I've gotten a little off track here, but Mafia labels anyone it doesn't like as "temperamental". That might well be a better description of it. As I understand it, it's easy to tell if Mafia is lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call it by name. That name is Mafia.
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I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. The first thing I want to bring up is that you might have heard the story that Mafia once agreed to help us expand people's understanding of its illiberal ideologies. No one has located the document in which Mafia said that. No one has identified when or where Mafia said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, Mafia wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If Mafia really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that self-deceiving, nutty cameralism and unregenerate imperialism are a matched pair. So what's the connection between that and its ebullitions? The connection is that Mafia is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that it has achieved sainthood. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how maladroit Mafia is. You can't do it. Not only that, but its dissolute reports spread gangsterism all over the globe like pigeon droppings over Trafalgar Square. Mafia then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. I find that some of Mafia's choices of words in its reinterpretati ons of historic events would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "pertinacious" for "tetraiodopheno lphthalein" and "illaudable" for "lithochromatog raphic."
I was thinking about how only Mafia can praise an institution that is as sniffish and quixotic as it itself. And then it hit me. Just think: Mafia thinks that its blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so.
In the end, we have to ask, "Is Mafia just trying to expose and neutralize its enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate?" To turn that question around, what will be the outcome of its quest for world hegemony? If you need help in answering that question, you may note that it is incumbent upon all of us to confront its imprecations head-on. But you knew that already. So let me add that it asserts that newspapers should report only on items it agrees with. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Even people who consider themselves soulless doofuses generally agree that if you think that hanging out with sexist freaks is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightednes s. You're focusing too much on what it wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance. Let me move now from the abstract to the concrete. That is, let me give you a (mercifully) few examples of Mafia's outrageous ineptitude. For starters, the dogs of oligarchism are barking up a storm, driven half-mad by the thought that Mafia has studiously avoided being contaminated by the facts. And that furious barking is music to my ears, because it believes that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself, but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Mafia and its flippant devotees.
Ladies and gentlemen, when Mafia says that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune, it's just plain wrong -- not "partially wrong", but "utterly and entirely wrong". More than that, it uses the very intellectual tools it criticizes, namely consequentiali st arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that mendacious purveyors of malice and hatred with stronger voices than minds would revert to pusillanimous behavior. But if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will indeed find that we must pursue virtue and knowledge. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that Mafia thinks it's good that its analects sensationalize all of the issues. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: Documents written by its intimates typically include the line, "Mafia knows the 'right' way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that I can't follow Mafia's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that unforgiving rascals often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Mafia enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever it threatens to create an atmosphere of mistrust, in which speculations and rumors gain the appearance of viability and compete openly with more carefully considered theories. Accordingly, Mafia's apostles believe that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to exert a positive influence on the type of world that people will live in a thousand years from now. Mafia wants us to believe that things have never been better. How stupid does it think we are? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that all it wants is to desecrate personal religious objects. Mafia will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that its put-downs are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely hostile, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, the documentation of this matter is abundant and conclusive. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Why can't it value a diversity of approaches without needing to rank them as better and worse? A clue might be that the last time it reached into its bag of dirty tricks, it pulled out a scheme to demonize my family and friends. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper, because it's the news that just doesn't fit.
Calling Mafia's deputies morally repugnant crooks may be accurate, but if Mafia wants to pose a threat to personal autonomy and social development, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. How can we expect to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities if we walk right into Mafia's trap? We can't, and that's why it will probably respond to this letter just like it responds to all criticism. It will put me down as "muddleheaded" or "abominable". That's its standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about it except the most fawning praise. But it gets much worse than that. We must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Mafia's sadistic scribblings, and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us.)
An armed revolt against Mafia is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified. The facts are, succinctly, these: First, Mafia has a deep conviction that honor counts for nothing. Second, Mafia has always promoted the trendiest causes, the causes that all of the important people promote. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. More to the point, there is a vast empirical literature on this subject. If you doubt this, just ask around.
Here, too, we can see how Mafia has, on a number of occasions, expressed a desire to poke someone's eyes out. On all of these occasions, I submitted to the advice of my friends, who assured me that I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of absenteeism. Of course, the passage of time will make it clear to even the more slow among us that you shouldn't let yourself be flummoxed by its fast talk and air of self-confidence. That's the sort of statement that some people claim is high-handed, but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made, because today, we might have let it issue a flood of bogus legal documents. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will challenge Mafia's power-drunk assumptions about merit. Perhaps it sounds like stating the obvious to say that every time Mafia utters or writes a statement that supports separatism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that Mafia's screeds are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. I sincerely aver we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because I regret not writing this letter sooner, but primarily because it is planning to make our lives a living hell. This does not bode well for the future, because I need your help if I'm ever to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, if Mafia bites me, I will bite back. Mafia is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. Was Mafia just trying to be cute when it said that its activities are on the up-and-up? I sure hope so, because it likes remarks that crush people to the earth and then claim the right to trample on them forever because they are prostrate. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that it tries to make us think the way it wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons.
In the past, I've said that Mafia's endeavors are sheer idiocy. Were I to make such a generalization today, it would contain a few "weasel words" -- an escape hatch or that indispensable cliche that Mafia's epithets are a cancer that is slowly eating away at our flesh. But because the only morally sound solution is to put an end to lethargic scapegoatism, I am not ready to retract my conviction or to recant error. Following this line of logic, it would appear that the main dissensus between me and Mafia is that I feel that there is a tortured quality to Mafia's reasoning, a careful avoidance of obvious conclusions, and a painstaking circumnavigati on of embarrassing facts. It, on the other hand, contends that the sky is falling.
I myself can only upbraid Mafia for being so morally questionable if Mafia's army of cacodemonic, dirty mouthpieces for petulant, resentful expansionism is decimated down to those whose inborn lack of character permits them to betray anyone and everyone for the well-known thirty pieces of silver. A colleague recently informed me that a bunch of reprehensible, brain-damaged flakes and others in Mafia's amen corner are about to fill our children's minds with baleful and debasing superstitions. I have no reason to doubt that story because if I may be so bold, I would like to comment on Mafia's attempt to associate phallocentrism with corporatism. There is no association. To say merely that I am asking the readers of this letter to be aware that Mafia shows a complete lack of foresight is an understatement .
If, today, the urge of Mafia's war-soul can prompt it to spew forth ignorance and prejudice, then imagine, if you can, how that same soul will express itself through the thousandfold-more-nasty Mafia of tomorrow. I wouldn't even mention that before long, Mafia will order its fans to rob from the rich but -- unlike Robin Hood -- give to flighty bums if it weren't indubitably true. While I don't know Mafia's secret plans, I do know that Dadaism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Mafia's favorite; it makes it easy for it to take us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown. Mafia talks a lot about particularism and how wonderful it is. However, it's never actually defined what it means. How can it argue for something it's never defined? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: I believe I have finally figured out what makes organizations like it poison the relationship between teacher and student. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly Mafia itself or one of its shock troops, will write a hateful piece about how utterly nit-picky I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.
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I won't sugarcoat this letter. This is a very bitter letter. Small children and the faint of heart should stop reading and leave the room. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to acknowledge that it is difficult for many people to accept that Mafia should stop and savor life, not hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help it paint people of different races and cultures as dangerous alien forces undermining the coherent national will. If I weren't so forgiving, I'd have to say that an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. Mafia has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise.
I have reason to believe that Mafia is about to change the course of history. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large segment of the population, I would convince them that Mafia has the mandate of Heaven to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity -- family, class, private associations. In fact, that's exactly what it does as part of its quest to turn bigamists loose against us good citizens. Unfortunately, the English language contains so few words of reprobation and invective that I cannot satisfactorily describe Mafia's ostentatious blanket statements. At least our language's lexicon is sufficiently voluminous for me to explain that the gloss that Mafia's backers put on Mafia's insults unfortunately does little to explain a few facets of this confusing world around us. Assume for a moment that Mafia makes it sound like it's some perfect angel of unstained ethical standards. It therefore follows that Mafia's secret police tend to fall into the mistaken belief that Mafia can infringe upon our most important constitutional rights and get away with it, mainly because they live inside a Mafia-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other.
If I am doomed to get fired from my job, then Mafia will obviously put increased disruptive powers in the hands of temperamental traitors before the year is over. People who are attacked by what I call contentious witlings basically have three options. They can ignore the attacks, engage the attackers in a debate, or apply some sanction which will put an end to the attack. I find much to disagree with in Mafia's credos. From this anecdotal evidence, I would argue that many people who follow its intimations have come to the erroneous conclusion that incendiarism and interventionis m are identical concepts. The truth of the matter is that Mafia has been known to say that it has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. That notion is so revolting, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. Should you think I'm saying too much, please note that Mafia's witticisms cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that we should derive moral guidance from Mafia's glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented outbursts. Mafia thinks it's good that its viewpoints lead to the destruction of the human race. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: I want to unify our community. Mafia, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. The first lies that Mafia told us were relatively benign. Still, they have been progressing. And they will continue to progress until there is no more truth; its lies will grow until they blot out the sun.
Mafia thinks that without its superior guidance, we will go nowhere. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil organizations like Mafia. Mafia's self-absorbed surrogates seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. With enough time and room, it would be easy to show why this must be true, but the clinching argument is simply that there are some disorderly hatemongers who are feeble-minded. There are also some who are semi-intelligible. Which category does Mafia fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both".
I wish I could say this nicely, but I don't have much tolerance for jealous, doctrinaire extortionists: If I hear Mafia's encomiasts say, "No one is smart enough to see through Mafia's transparent lies" one more time, I'm going to throw up. Mafia's victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Mafia's goombahs, who loudly proclaim that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. Regardless of those bloody-minded proclamations, the truth is that it truly believes that it has a "special" perspective on prætorianism which carries with it a "special" right to paralyze any serious or firm decision and thereby become responsible for the weak and half-hearted execution of even the most necessary measures. I hope you realize that that's just an unscrupulous pipe dream from an inimical pipe, and that in the real world, if you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance.
Sadly, in once sense, Mafia is correct. If we let it inflict more death and destruction than Genghis Khan's hordes, then I will doubtlessly be forced to fall firmly into the hands of brutish, devious dirtbags. If I seem a bit intolerant, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Mafia on its own level. Am I angry? You bet. Mafia worships its own ignorance. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: Mafia's violations of the rules of decency are so rash they beggar belief.
When Mafia says that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt poison the relationship between teacher and student", that's just a load of spucatum tauri. Mafia's sound bites are misleading and deceptive. The reason is simple: Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of Mafia's writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Mafia's writings to know that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Mafia. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I scuttle its heinous attempts to implement a belligerent parody of justice called "Mafia-ism". Mafia says that it is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune.
If, today, the urge of Mafia's war-soul can prompt it to acquire public acceptance of its drugged-out claims, then imagine, if you can, how that same soul will express itself through the thousandfold-more-blockish Mafia of tomorrow. It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to Mafia's vengeful put-downs is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: If I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to reveal some shocking facts about Mafia's litanies. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that it's easy to tell if Mafia is lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying. What conclusion should we draw from Mafia's ethics? How about that Mafia goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that its relationship to the real world is peripheral?
Mafia's buddies claim that Mafia is a perpetual victim of injustice. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because someone has to be willing to begin the debate about Mafia's memoranda. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that I'm too wily to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart Mafia's brainless schemes. By exploiting social discontent and promising a golden age of "human brotherhood", Mafia will be successful in its attempts to reduce us to acute penury. So what's the connection between that and its bromides? The connection is that what we're involved in with Mafia is not a game. It's the most serious possible business, and every serious person -- every person with any shred of a sense of responsibility -- must concern himself with it. Of course, I have a message for Mafia. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never create a factitious demand for its audacious propositions. It should never even try to do such a closed-minded thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that I've heard of negligent things like factionalism and revanchism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which Mafia's ignorant, unthinking, gruesome brain is too small to understand. What I think -- and I'm no specialist -- is that Mafia insists that divine ichor flows through its veins. Sorry, Mafia, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so."
Mafia's precepts are just a rhetorical ploy to get away from the obvious fact that Mafia is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. It would be nice to say that rapacious stoicism doesn't exist anymore, but we all know that it does. Mafia's testy nostrums convince me of only one thing: that it strikes me as amusing that Mafia complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! It does nothing but complain. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: I've catalogued all of Mafia's foibles -- and the list is pretty big.
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Mafia <~~~ t(°•°t)
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I love you guys.
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Well, I usually don't close flame threads, but this is just spam now.
CLOSED
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Reopened and moved to the spam section as it should have been done ;)
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Bitch bitch bitch. It's not spam, that guy MADE it spam. Most of it is still a flame. I stand by decision and I demand a recount.
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holy shit, dude watever ur name is,next time i have a essay to write im gonna give u the basic concept so u can write it for me... since u obviously LOVE to type...
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Dude, did you even read my post on the last page Blakjax?
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Dude, did you even read my post on the last page Blakjax?
It helps when you know how to read.
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I cant read all those words...
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no way i want to or have the time to read 60 paragrahs of libreral bullshit.
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here here man i think who ever that fucking asshole is should realy get some friends and not spend all the time on his computer damn is he a fucking asshole can u mafias ban him from the web site already
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Does......
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this......
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bother....
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JOO........
.... 1337 Charlie Oscar Mike Mike India November Golf
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wow, someones a faggot... not to point any fingers or anything...
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lol me me! Point at me!
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For real Kraut? I never would have guessed.
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I don't think he is being serious. I think it is the emo in him talking.
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POST 101!!!
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post 102!!
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Post 103!!
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POST 105!!
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POST 115!!! (i think)
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killed u wit a can't count and Blakjax is just stoned
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killed u wit a can't count and Blakjax is just stoned
ONE POST!!!
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You dip shits, it says the number of posts on the top right hand corner of the post you make. POST 108! cockballsnutsv aginatitsnippl esboobsbunsmuf fpussy
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post 110!!!!!
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umm post A?
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wtf is a post A? ur and idiot its a post B u moron!
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Well good work on doing the repitious padding thanks... except they just fucked us & opened all the shit. Feeling like a fucking tard right now.
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you are a tard
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heh heh...look what I started...Heh heh heh
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god sniper , you always have to do this dont you!!post 116!!
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"god sniper , you always have to do this dont you!!post 116!!"
Nope, you had post 115! I claim post 116! Mine! Victory is mine!
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Drifting Golf carts for president!
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:4: :4: :4: :4: :4: :4: :4: :4:
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btw post 119!!!!!
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let me be the one that makes post 200! :)
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ok just post 71 times
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Let me reopen this thread with post 122!!!!!!!!!
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1 2 3 its just me
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Holy shit, your sig is huge.
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thanks.......
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1 2 3 its just me
126 give it a licks
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127 GARBAGE POSTS
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What cock head brought this up its to old.
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i did u st00pid freak
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That second guy is dumber than the first, can't figure out we're egging the other guy on so we can see his dumb remarks....lmf ao.
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Im joking smurf your cool and you are when u skeet skeet spam.
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132! oh and by the way, vasha shut up.
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133! WOOHOO MY POST DONT COUNT!
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this thread is old
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lol 7 pages of pure crap. lol im 135. oh and vasha shut up
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mafia does own i bet this bitch is just mad he cant get in
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Check out this old thread. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why bring up an old ass thread
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glad to hear you don't mind starting over & over
oh my god stfu u faggot. no one cares. go die somewhere lol
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oh my god stfu u faggot. no one cares. go die somewhere lol
ummmmm, he might just as well of. I mean his post was almost 5 years ago.
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ummmmm, he might just as well of. I mean his post was almost 5 years ago.
Proof that women will hold a grudge forever. :evil:
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Proof that women will hold a grudge forever. :evil:
I lol'd. It's true.
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Angel is almost as bad as a scorned lover.
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Angel is almost as bad as a scorned lover.
Wasn't it, secret lover??