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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on May 19, 2008, 03:19:04 AM
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Yes me O0
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id love to carve you guys up :)
The only thing you will carve is a fucking turkey!!!!
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raffle waffle paffle
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Saw you guys joined [nWo] toerney, good luck ;)
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Sorry sneek, we dont need luck
Your the guys that need luck
You know i can take all of RS out with my knife
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Saw you guys joined [nWo] toerney, good luck ;)
RS SUXXXXX U DAMN FUCKTARD GO KILL YOURSELF BITCH FAGGOT !! I HATE ALL U RS FUCKTARDS !
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RS SUXXXXX U DAMN FUCKTARD GO KILL YOURSELF BITCH FAGGOT !! I HATE ALL U RS FUCKTARDS !
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because they own you al HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AA!!
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RS SUXXXXX U DAMN FUCKTARD GO KILL YOURSELF BITCH FAGGOT !! I HATE ALL U RS FUCKTARDS !
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because they own you al HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AA!!
hahahahahhaha bad jk
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[/Dutch fight]
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anil is german?
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anil is german?
icky!
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anil is german?
yep not dutchieeeeeee
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you better should be dutch instead of germany.
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Stop fucking spamming this thread you fucking foreigners. This is the first thread I have seen Hellraiser post that made some good logical sense and had meaning, yes that is a compliment, and now you guys ruined it. The entire second page is nothing but bullshit. I believe we have the 'SPAM' forum for a reason...
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Ye but nobody ever posts anything good to talk about in the spam section >:(
But anyway, yes hellraiser, i see what you mean, i think the server has been banned of the list again or something...
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more spam
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id love to carve you guys up Smiley
The only thing you will carve is a fucking turkey!!!!
really? and um the other party gets 1 warning :) 2 more and i can boot your asses. no wait i can do that when ever :)
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id love to carve you guys up Smiley
The only thing you will carve is a fucking turkey!!!!
really? and um the other party gets 1 warning :) 2 more and i can boot your asses. no wait i can do that when ever :)
Are you saying that you are going to boot my ass? I am lost, monkey!!!!!
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no i am going to shit in your face then have beatle dam you :)
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no i am going to shit in your face then have beatle dam you :)
That is a pretty disturbing picture, but I think Beatle would like that.
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STFU!
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i would just like to see your face with my shit all over it :)
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i would just like to see your face with my shit all over it :)
cause you are a fucking freak!!!! nasty fucker
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RS SUXXXXX U DAMN FUCKTARD GO KILL YOURSELF BITCH FAGGOT !! I HATE ALL U RS FUCKTARDS !
Lolz anil, calm down.
I know you want to join rs.
@black, sure we need luck ::)
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roflmaosnap!
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Who ever created the new topic, i think Beatle, think about this, noone is a foreigner is Gods eyes. We are all his children, and he loves us each equally. So for you to call someone a foreinger is a sin. Also, you are a foreigner to someone else. So they may look at the thread title and think it is about where ever you are from. HMMMMM.
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Who ever created the new topic, i think Beatle, think about this, noone is a foreigner is Gods eyes. We are all his children, and he loves us each equally. So for you to call someone a foreinger is a sin. Also, you are a foreigner to someone else. So they may look at the thread title and think it is about where ever you are from. HMMMMM.
Who is this?? Where is Hellraiser and what have you done with him???!!!
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lawl ftw?
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that was hells lover that posted that, hes the sensitive one :)
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"The hellraiser theory" by *MAFIA* MAGGOT
Hellraiser grew up living a normal crack baby lifestyle with extreme depression, nausea, and a mother with munchausen syndrome. At the age of 8 hellraiser (Kyle (or something gay like that)) was first sodomized by his priest at the Y.M.C.A.... this would greatly affect him later in life. After 5 years of being "violated" kyle finally came to terms and realized he liked the abuse and would later go to banquets with the priest and potlucks all throughout New Jersey in hopes of getting lucky later that evening. A year and a half after realizing he enjoyed the abuse the priest dumped hellraiser at the tender age of 14. He was devastated. His lover,father,priest,son, and holy spirit with benefits would no longer be there for him. In a fit of rage he went to his mother and screamed "FATHER JIM TOUCHED ME IN MY NO NO PLACE!!!!!!1@11!" his mother sounded concerned as she took a Valium and downed the rest of her fifth of whiskey. he proceeded to tell his mother how long the abuse had gone on and when the mother heard she screamed "YOU LIE!!!!1!' for hellraiser WAS a compulsive liar.No one believed poor hell. He lived with a transvestite,hooker mother and raging alcoholic father for the next three years. He was sad, he would often rape small animals and have violent masturbation sessions while watching bambi.....afte r, he would often cry himself to sleep. He finally saw the light however, at the age of 18, an uneducated,violated hellraiser applied for the army in hopes of unleashing caged anger and to help deal with his erectile dysfunction. 12 years later he would find a battlefield clan known as *MAFIA* and join. He later would have affairs with the members "Bonehead" "Blakjax" "Masebot" "TankSpecialist" and "MaGgOt". He then would be divorced due to his erectile problems.
EPILOGUE
Hellraiser would later remarry,Her name, *MAFIA* Masebot1....th ey would have 3 kids,and a townhouse in san fransisco. After a year and a half of impotence on hellraisers end masebot would ask for a divorce. Hell would go in a downward spiral and eventually rape the pope in a flashback of the priest sodomy and go to jail.....he would later die there.
NOTE+__+___++=+_-=-==--~`!!@@11
This story is complete and udder fiction, it is not real, hellraiser is/was not raped by a priest and his mother is a kind and wonderful individual
<3 HELL!
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Wow I am impressed that you know that much about me. But there was one thing you left out. I had a little big headed brother, but I never knew what had happen to him. HMMMM. The bad thing is he took alot more abuse anally then I did. I have thought of him often with great concern in my heart.
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Wow I am impressed that you know that much about me. But there was one thing you left out. I had a little big headed brother, but I never knew what had happen to him. HMMMM. The bad thing is he took alot more abuse anally then I did. I have thought of him often with great concern in my heart.
Forgot that part.....sorry,
when hellraiser was 15 his father got pregnant (yes, he is the one on oprah) with his younger,HUGE headed, brother....fee ling left out hellraiser strived for attention and would often tuck his penis between his legs to "act like mommy". at the age of 18, his 2 year old brother was put up for adoption and shipped to hong kong to fend off godzilla. he was infamous among the Chinese people for he was a god! Hell never knew what became of little big face and often wondered as he would bang livestock and other small animals as to where he lived.
Years later they would reunite at a glory hole in ohio on the way to cuba to kill the ever famous........ .Elian Gonzalez.
~Fin
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good story maggie good one lolerz!
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Forgot that part.....sorry,
when hellraiser was 15 his father got pregnant (yes, he is the one on oprah) with his younger,HUGE headed, brother....fee ling left out hellraiser strived for attention and would often tuck his penis between his legs to "act like mommy". at the age of 18, his 2 year old brother was put up for adoption and shipped to hong kong to fend off godzilla. he was infamous among the Chinese people for he was a god! Hell never knew what became of little big face and often wondered as he would bang livestock and other small animals as to where he lived.
Years later they would reunite at a glory hole in ohio on the way to cuba to kill the ever famous........ .Elian Gonzalez.
~Fin
Now that gets a gold star for today.
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I have one question. Why does the *Mafia* server get banned from some fucking EA games list or something? Please inform me!
/Sorry for bad english :)
//))) Sondre
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because you touch yourself...
Or we all hacking motherfuckers, and someone dosent like us and reported us, or something..
/BlaCkOuT
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because you touch yourself...
Or we all hacking motherfuckers, and someone dosent like us and reported us, or something..
/BlaCkOuT
Thanks " M8 " ;)