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The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued fighting,

they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and

decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators

agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best

fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its

country the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would

have to lay down its arms.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the

world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the

meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy

from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best

food. They used steroids and train ers in their quest for the perfect

killing machine.



After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison

bars on its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the

day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange

animal. It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird

animal stood a chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The

bookies predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute. The cages

were opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring.

The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he

got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws

and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing left but a

small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.



The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief. 'We

do not understand,' said their leader. 'Our top scientists and

breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and

Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine.'

'Really?' the Israeli General replied. 'For five years, we've had

a team of Jewish plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills working to make an

alligator look like a Dachshund.'

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8cb_1224350154

This speaks for itself………, and she probably votes!!!!!



 
 
How would you pronounce this child's name:  "Le-a" ???
Leah?? NO
Lee - A??  NOPE
Lay - a??  NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced "Ledasha"  Oh yes...you read it right. This child attends a
school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is
getting her name wrong.

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to
pronounce it correctly. When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of
the name, she said "the dash don't be silent."

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html
 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b48_1223279289

I warned you.

It's 10 minutes but funny a shit

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write
'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange        for child support
payments to begin. One day, about 7 months later, he came home to his
confused wife.
'Honey'  she said,  'You received a very strange post card today'.
''Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.
On the card was written:
 
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.

http://www.break.com/index/fired-employee-destroys-office.html

Classic answer at the end of video.   HA HA asshole supervisor.