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Help / My Mother is dieing !!!
« on: September 25, 2008, 08:22:27 AM »
Time 2 get a new one ...... what u think about this one ??
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813130161&nm_mc=EMC-IGNEFL092508&cm_mmc=EMC-IGNEFL092508-_-AMDMotherboards-_-L0E-_-13130161
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Spam / The human race .....
« on: September 23, 2008, 03:32:26 AM »
A little girl asked her father:
'How did the human race appear?'
The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
they had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.ï
The mother answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.
The confused girl returned to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'
The father answered,
'Well, Dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family,
and your mother told you about hers
'How did the human race appear?'
The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
they had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.ï
The mother answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.
The confused girl returned to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'
The father answered,
'Well, Dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family,
and your mother told you about hers
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the new unreal tournament game looks sick lots of blood
Not ........
This is sick .. real gunshot 2 da Head !
Sweet dreams
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Spam / A car ride with Grandma .....
« on: September 15, 2008, 12:41:50 PM »
A Grandpa had a ritual he looked forward to every Sunday morning. He would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time - Just he and his little Granddaughter. On one particular Sunday, however, he had a very bad cold and didn't feel like getting out of bed at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their Granddaughter out. Upon their return, the little girl anxiously ran up stairs to see her grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?' 'Oh, yes, Grandpa,' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see one dumb bastard or stupid shithead anywhere we went today!
Bring's a tear to your eye , doesn't it ?
Bring's a tear to your eye , doesn't it ?
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This is 2 funny ..... read what EyE said about me 
http://drxclan.com/forums/index.php?topic=5351.15
And i never glitch on DRX or killed from behind walls !!
Getrdone is an old friend of mine , i would never do that on his server !!!
Think he was talking about when he came on {RTØ} Glitch City & i kicked him 4 crying
about everyone glitching ...... Duh , name of server !!!
Glitch City
And all our spawn point's were in glitches ... hahaha
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H0g0RrTR5v0
http://drxclan.com/forums/index.php?topic=5351.15
And i never glitch on DRX or killed from behind walls !!
Getrdone is an old friend of mine , i would never do that on his server !!!
Think he was talking about when he came on {RTØ} Glitch City & i kicked him 4 crying
about everyone glitching ...... Duh , name of server !!!
Glitch City
And all our spawn point's were in glitches ... hahaha
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H0g0RrTR5v0
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Spam / Installing a Husband
« on: September 10, 2008, 08:04:28 AM »Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
· Romance 9.5
· Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. < BR>
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
*****************************************************************************>
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulov edme.html and try to down load Tears 6..2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 s hould then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and canno t le arn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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Loaded is working his way back 2 the top !!!
1. *MAFIA* Loaded 13613 177.32 hr 1.28
2. *MAFIA* Meeester 12048 152.32 hr 1.32
3. *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 10501 264.68 hr 0.66
4. *MAFIA* Dune Surfer 8217 103.6 hr 1.32
5. -=3v0=- NiTrO 5769 80.8 hr 1.19
6. *MAFIA* 7º² 4495 60.35 hr 1.24
7. *MAFIA* Hellraiser 4440 69.05 hr 1.07
8. *MAFIA* ExcoWear 3700 43.4 hr 1.42
9. *MAFIA* {)estroyer 3439 68.67 hr 0.83
10. *MAFIA* Pr0d1gY 2969 52.32 hr 0.95
11. 7º² 2743 43.13 hr 1.06
12. *MAFIA* Pepper 2545 37.72 hr 1.12
13. *MAFIA* Lightning 2334 51.75 hr 0.75
14. M10 2306 57.45 hr 0.67
15. *MAFIA* MaGgOt 2155 50.55 hr 0.71
16. *MAFIA* Beatlejuice 1979 35.72 hr 0.92
17. *MAFIA* Roshan 1977 27.92 hr 1.18
18. -[SL]- Pop¢y¢ 1892 38.27 hr 0.82
19. *MAFIA* ßlackOut 1802 30.85 hr 0.97
20. *freelance*Ultraxwing 1786 48.87 hr 0.61
21. Mangooleo 1730 31.02 hr 0.93
22. -=3v0=- Gear 1689 19.55 hr 1.44
23. Whoops 1656 29.68 hr 0.93
24. Dono 1653 45.53 hr 0.61
25. no-half-measures 1565 46.82 hr 0.56
26. *MAFIA* TheCp 1531 35.98 hr 0.71
27. *MAFIA* OUTLAW 1527 20.5 hr 1.24
28. Pepper 1390 18.7 hr 1.24
29. SPEEDY@BE 1374 50.93 hr 0.45
30. ..Â¥An!LÂ¥.. 1320 21.75 hr 1.01
31. I kill all captains 1292 64.42 hr 0.33
32. *MAFIA* Mean Green 1207 37.95 hr 0.53
33. *MAFIA* BlackOut 1202 16.63 hr 1.2
34. *MAFIA* ( . )Y( . ) 1110 24.25 hr 0.76
35. -=3v0=- Blueangel 1099 20.07 hr 0.91
36. -oWn-joyboy 1088 27.82 hr 0.65
37. *MAFIA* Swampfox 1049 16.12 hr 1.08
38. John O'Nobnibbler 1036 40.23 hr 0.43
39. ¥FOXES¥ Waffleboy 997 12.98 hr 1.28
40. ReLoaded 992 8.37 hr 1.98
And he was 50th. just this mourning
1. *MAFIA* Loaded 13613 177.32 hr 1.28
2. *MAFIA* Meeester 12048 152.32 hr 1.32
3. *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 10501 264.68 hr 0.66
4. *MAFIA* Dune Surfer 8217 103.6 hr 1.32
5. -=3v0=- NiTrO 5769 80.8 hr 1.19
6. *MAFIA* 7º² 4495 60.35 hr 1.24
7. *MAFIA* Hellraiser 4440 69.05 hr 1.07
8. *MAFIA* ExcoWear 3700 43.4 hr 1.42
9. *MAFIA* {)estroyer 3439 68.67 hr 0.83
10. *MAFIA* Pr0d1gY 2969 52.32 hr 0.95
11. 7º² 2743 43.13 hr 1.06
12. *MAFIA* Pepper 2545 37.72 hr 1.12
13. *MAFIA* Lightning 2334 51.75 hr 0.75
14. M10 2306 57.45 hr 0.67
15. *MAFIA* MaGgOt 2155 50.55 hr 0.71
16. *MAFIA* Beatlejuice 1979 35.72 hr 0.92
17. *MAFIA* Roshan 1977 27.92 hr 1.18
18. -[SL]- Pop¢y¢ 1892 38.27 hr 0.82
19. *MAFIA* ßlackOut 1802 30.85 hr 0.97
20. *freelance*Ultraxwing 1786 48.87 hr 0.61
21. Mangooleo 1730 31.02 hr 0.93
22. -=3v0=- Gear 1689 19.55 hr 1.44
23. Whoops 1656 29.68 hr 0.93
24. Dono 1653 45.53 hr 0.61
25. no-half-measures 1565 46.82 hr 0.56
26. *MAFIA* TheCp 1531 35.98 hr 0.71
27. *MAFIA* OUTLAW 1527 20.5 hr 1.24
28. Pepper 1390 18.7 hr 1.24
29. SPEEDY@BE 1374 50.93 hr 0.45
30. ..Â¥An!LÂ¥.. 1320 21.75 hr 1.01
31. I kill all captains 1292 64.42 hr 0.33
32. *MAFIA* Mean Green 1207 37.95 hr 0.53
33. *MAFIA* BlackOut 1202 16.63 hr 1.2
34. *MAFIA* ( . )Y( . ) 1110 24.25 hr 0.76
35. -=3v0=- Blueangel 1099 20.07 hr 0.91
36. -oWn-joyboy 1088 27.82 hr 0.65
37. *MAFIA* Swampfox 1049 16.12 hr 1.08
38. John O'Nobnibbler 1036 40.23 hr 0.43
39. ¥FOXES¥ Waffleboy 997 12.98 hr 1.28
40. ReLoaded 992 8.37 hr 1.98
And he was 50th. just this mourning
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Spam / Dune's Youtube site .....
« on: September 09, 2008, 04:58:13 AM »
Dammmmmm ..... look at Dune Surfer's youtube !!!
Wow ..... look at all the hit's , good going buddy !!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/user/Roarrrer
And here i'am so happy that all my 146 video's
almost got 80,000 hit's ......
http://uk.youtube.com/user/AlohaKenny
AlohaKenny
Videos Watched: 9,369
Videos Uploaded: 146
Video Views: 77,976
Favourites: 122
Channel Type: Standard
Channel Views: 2,215
Subscribers: 37
Wow ..... look at all the hit's , good going buddy !!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/user/Roarrrer
And here i'am so happy that all my 146 video's
almost got 80,000 hit's ......
http://uk.youtube.com/user/AlohaKenny
AlohaKenny
Videos Watched: 9,369
Videos Uploaded: 146
Video Views: 77,976
Favourites: 122
Channel Type: Standard
Channel Views: 2,215
Subscribers: 37
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News / What's your website called ?
« on: September 09, 2008, 01:00:10 AM »All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time to consider how their online name might appear! Try dividing the address name at a different place....These are not made up. Check them out yourself!
1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is: www.whoreprese nts.com
2. 'Experts Exchange' is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexc hange.com
3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ' Pen Island '. It can be found at: www.penisland. net
4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: www.therapistf inder.com
5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:
www.powergenit alia.com
6.'IP computer' software, there's always: www.ip_anywher e.com
7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:
www.speedofart .com
Have a fun day! Just be careful what you name YOUR new web site
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Spam / Female Compassion
« on: August 27, 2008, 12:05:03 PM »Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Sue
That the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears,
he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made
passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Darling, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' Sue agreed
and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Sue's shoulder and said, 'Darling?
Please? Just one more time before I die?' She agreed, and then
afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep
Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his
head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Darling, I only
have four hours left! Could we...?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen, I'm not
trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning - you
don't......'
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BF 1942 / Mafia Public Patch Video
« on: August 27, 2008, 09:21:50 AM »
OK ....... it's done !!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkh4pXJXEKk
And i added " mafia-patch " as a tag 2 video .... should be working soon !!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkh4pXJXEKk
And i added " mafia-patch " as a tag 2 video .... should be working soon !!!
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Spam / This is Incredible
« on: August 27, 2008, 03:16:43 AM »THIS IS INCREDIBLE .......
Read all the Numbers ... Slowly and in Order !!!
Be Careful not to MISS ANY ........
1
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3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
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28
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Finished ?
Scroll down .............. ......
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GOOD ! TOMORROW I'LL SEND YOU THE ABC's !!!
It takes so little to amuse people.
Aloha ,
Hawaii-5 old
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Spam / 2008 Olympic quotes
« on: August 22, 2008, 09:48:46 AM »Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’
2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’
6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’
8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
~H-50