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« on: September 30, 2009, 11:26:37 AM »
ALRIGHT ASSHATS. THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS CULT IS THAT YOUR NOT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES (NOT A BUNCH OF FOXES MEMBERS) I ADMIRE THAT. BUT THERE ARE SOME MAJOR FLAWS IN YOUR CULT AND I WILL ADDRESS THOSE NOW.
1. MOST OF YOU HAVE THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF A RETARDED SHEEP. SERIOSLEY SOME OF THE SHIT I SEE YOU GUYS SAY MAKES ME WANT TO KILL PUPPIES.
2. SCREAMING OWNED IN CAPS LOCK IS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING AND UNCALLED FOR. (HELLRAISER)
3. YOU GUYS MAKE WAY TO MANY REFERENCES TO MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS. BUT BECAUSE IM AN INSIGHTFUL AND UNDERSTANDING PERSON IT LEADS ME TO BELIVE YOU ALL LIKE COCK.
4. IT WOULD SEEM THAT MALBERT IS THE ONLY GUY IN YOUR CULT WHO HAS MORE SOCIAL SKILLS THAN THAT OF A SMALL SOAP DISH AND KNOWS NOT TO TAKE ME SERIOSLEY. (HINT HINT)
5. WHEN YOU GUYS TALK IN CAPS LOCK. OH MY SWEET UNFUCKED VAGINA OF JESUS'S MOTHER ITS ANNOYING. CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
6. HELLRAISER: YOU ARE THE CHERRY ON TOP OF THIS BEAUTIFUL CULT YOU KNOW THAT? HAVE A NICE DAY YOU SMIDGE OF VAGINAL DISCHARGE.
7. GO FUCK YOURSELVES
LOVE, derek