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Look, you lorded someone's misunderstandi ng of what you'd written over them, and I piped in to defend him.  Pardon me.  I write for a humor publication, but that's the extent of my writing career.  I'm not a professional writer, no.  All I meant was the word as the title of someone who has written something.  A writor, if you will.  And I don't live in Greenville.  Not sure where Greenville is, but I think you and I are near one another--2 hours or so.

At least you managed to comprehend what he didn't.  You're a good friend, Elliot.

Nice clichĂ©, Martin.  Why don't you try affecting me with your words?
No, at the moment, I do not want to get together with you.  I realize that is not a straight-forward yes or no to your proposal, but I don't feel the need to offer one.  Hell, you just may win me over one day.
Your anger does not directly frighten me (it would be a little like fearing thunder may get me wet) but its potency is an indicator that you may be a physically violent lunatic.  Those, I fear.  One of them murdered my friend Jessie execution-style on her living room floor.  I don’t expect you to sympathize for her, and I would never believe you if you attempted to.  I simply get enjoyment from arguing with you.  Does it make me a hypocrite for verbally provoking you without the will to let it culminate in a physical battle?  No, unless you really are a physically violent lunatic, in which case that just makes me sensible.
My parents have been continually married to each other since before I was born, and I have siblings.

p.s. If you're against ad hominem arguments, don't illuminate my poor character.  That's ad hominem.  Dolt.

Sorry, I just got a chuckle out of this again.  What was your friend's last name?  Or how about just when and where?  Combine this with your claims of the ak-47 toting drug dealers you hang out with(for someone so passive, you sure have mean friends), and my bullshit meter is pegged.

I don't even need a name, just a town and a date.

Actually i recall when you did randomly start typing full on monologues during game...It was when a play by the name of "Lamarr" said he was black during Liberation of Caen. You started spouting out shit about the "nigger lovers" and whatnot.
Once again you don't fully read what i put; I respond to these hateful things you randomly type in-game. I never said i engaged you in small talk, just that i respond to things you say. They aren't targeted toward me but to all "nigger lovers." I happen to have a black friend and i respond because i am according to you "a nigger lover."
Arguing about an argument? I just want you to drop this argument because you don't know me. If you did, then maybe you could argue it, but being an internet low-life you have no reason to verbally assail me. Go away, or focus all of your hateful comments at someone else who can respond more eloquently.

Wow you're a nigger lover?  I remember back about a year ago it was cool to be racist in MAFIA.  Or are we pretending it wasn't, now?  In fact, I remember you claiming, along with others here, to be a Nazi.  It kind of tied in with you being so proud of being German, if I remember correctly.  I think the real problem is that you haven't found out what you are yet.  Nigger lover is as good as any for you, I guess.

Once again you just respond with more tangents.  Are you trying to baffle with me bullshit?  You just keep saying go away, go away, but you want the last word so you can't stop.  

Don't worry, I'm a real life low-life too.  And verbally assail, haha.  Someone got out the thesaurus!

I really believe you have reading comprehension trouble.  I said I 'rarely' talk during gameplay, not I never talk.  Are you able to understand the difference and also understand why you claiming that you were the only thing standing in the way of me and my racism destroying the server?  Like I said, I rarely talk.  In fact, I think theres a post by BJ here that says that exact thing.

Yeah, well you "meant" something that didn't fit.  You should have "meant" that is.

I assume you put meant in quotes for a reason.  Is it a word you're unsure of?  Let me correct you like I did for EG.  You're learning all kinds of new words today aren't you?  Sometimes I wonder what your dad is paying your tuition for.

3 entries found for meant.
mean1    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (mn)
v. meant, (mnt) mean·ing, means
v. tr.

To be used to convey; denote: “‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things’” (Lewis Carroll).
To act as a symbol of; signify or represent: In this poem, the budding flower means youth.
To intend to convey or indicate: “No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous” (Henry Adams).
To have as a purpose or an intention; intend: I meant to go running this morning, but I overslept.
To design, intend, or destine for a certain purpose or end: a building that was meant for storage; a student who was meant to be a scientist.
To have as a consequence; bring about: Friction means heat.
To have the importance or value of: The opinions of the critics meant nothing to him. She meant so much to me.

Ya, and also "from what you recall" you said it was my grandfather who was the jew. You clearly didn't read what i put (not that i hold that against anyone, who really wants to hear about some other person whom they will never meet during their lifetime). I never said she was swiss, but a german living in switzerland(alot of them did that, i guess it was good hiding, who knows.)
I never claimed victory for pointing out minute facts that no one cares about, i merely started responding so you don't start posting random shit that isn't true about me and my family. I'm done, now go back to your argument about homo's and the bible, that one was actually going somewhere.

I said 'or a German living in Switzerland.'  Little clues like that are leading me to believe either you have horrible reading comprehension or that you're not actually reading what you say you are.

Is it random shit when you make an effort to tell me about it, in what I can only guess was some sort of emotional purge?  Seriously, you're just arguing about arguing now.

OK, let's back up, when did I say his "music" was gay?  Point that out ot me and I will admit I was wrong, or actually I'll probably just say I didn't mean to type it that way and I didn't proofread.  I said he writes the music to his songs, not the lyrics, and I never know that just pure music could be heard and defined as "gay."  You did not provide lyrics that are definitively gay, they are in your opinion, not mine.


Yes, please start to point out everything, that doesn't scare me.  I don't go to a touch feel good church, I will send you links to Sunday sermons and you can determine for yourself if you are that interested.  


Well that verse is from, like I predicted, the Old Testament.  God is telling Moses to do those things, not people of today.  We live by the New Testament now, the teachings of Jesus, although we still read and refer to the Old Testament because it is still God's word.  Why are there so many versions of His word?  Great question.  The only answer I can come up with off the top of my head is that it was written in another language and there is no way to directly translate it into English, there are several ways.  But it doesn't matter that some words in people's Bibles are different than others, because it still says the same thing.  Find where Jesus has commanded people to kill gays in the New Testament and then we'll talk.


What do you mean by backhanded comments, and the word "xtian?"  I will have to admit I have no clue what you're talking about...  And yes, only then will you find out the real truth, and of course it'll be too late; you will be wishing that you listened to your friend *MAFIA* Beetlejuice... or will you ?

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick whos just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love alice
Tender young alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice its my turn today

All the young girls love alice
Tender young alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husbands away

Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
Its like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girls bed
And it was only last tuesday they found you in the subway dead

And who could you call your friends down in soho
One or two middle-aged dykes in a go-go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hey, hey, hey, oh dont you know

If you're saying that isn't overtly homosexual, you're a liar.  It even says fucking dyke in it.  It talks about young girls pleasing alice in her bed.  Men couldn't do it for her.  Once you finally admit that it is a song ABOUT homosexuality, if that isn't enough for you, I will gladly find other lyrics in which he either proclaims his homosexual tendencies or his solidarity with homosexual women.  Queers stick together.

We're not arguing about whether EJ is queer.  Thats a known fact.  The argument is over whether or not he promotes and/or sings about homosexuality.  Who writes the lyrics is irrelevant, as he is the performer and it is Elton John's 'All the girls love Alice.'  If we follow your logic far enough, Elton John would perform an anti-homosexual song if someone just 'wrote it for him.'  What if someone wrote a song for him that had the line 'Nigger nigger, I got my gun, nigger nigger, gonna have some fun, nigger nigger, gonna end your life, kill your kids and your dirty brown wife.'  Would you be so eager to insist there isn't racism in his songs and that someone just 'writes them for him' and he just made the music, he's not promoting racism?  Exactly.


It must be nice to be able to pick and choose the parts of the bible you like and/or agree with, because that is what you're doing.

By the way, did you know that jews believe the New Testament isn't the word of god?  Also some stuff about boiling jesus in shit, him being a false prophet, all kinds of good stuff if you just bother to look.  I used to have a sweet english translation of the Talmud, man does that book make the jews look bad/crazy/inbred.

Did you bother reading it? It's basically saying that you are calling me an idiot because you put something here that didn't belong. I'm saying it over and over because you can't seem to get it through your head. Why would you call me "defensive" as if it's something you wouldn't expect if i was telling the truth? Would you react calmly if i said you were a catholic and kept arguing it over and over, insisting that you were one? No, you'd probably be pissed off that someone is trying to tell you you're something that you're not. It's not that hard to understand.

When you used to tell the story, she was a German woman living in Germany who converted.  I know this because the first time you told me that I brought up the incredible timing of a German woman converting to Judaism in Nazi Germany.  You, at that time, didn't say she was Swiss, or a German living in Switzerland.  I think its a recent addition to the story.

I called you an idiot because you keep insisting you don't care, but you keep posting.  


It belongs if I find it relevant, I find circumcision to be a repugnant practice and never miss a chance to bring it up when discussing jews, want to come over and look at my 5 year old's elephant trunch of a wiener?  He's all natural.  We didn't rip his foreskin off in the name of a desert tribe's god.

Either way, you keep trying to shift the focus to the minutia, instead of the relevant argument.  I said jews don't want converts, its difficult, time consuming, and costly, you said it wasn't, I provided proof from a jew that it is, and suddenly you start claiming victory because your grandma didn't have a penis?  Idiot.