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Messages - *MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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1951
Spam / How Many?
« on: December 18, 2006, 01:25:35 PM »
Quote from: Ricardo
I use a translator to use!

Your a Frenchie? what was all that shit about you were happy someone was speakin your language when I was talkin to you in Italian. Fuckin hairdresser fuck, no wonder everyone takes the piss out of you when your online.

1952
Spam / Re: LONGEST THREAD EVER
« on: December 18, 2006, 12:12:54 PM »
Lol, How about the Darlin Dandy Diva's

1953
Flame / Speeding Ticket...
« on: December 17, 2006, 02:51:30 PM »
I've never got a ticket but wrote off 2 cars under the influence. 1st time my friend decided to hide my car after I gave him the keys in a pool hall to get his jacket so he drove it over a 6 foot dip in the car park and broke off the right front wheel. The Dumbass had to pay for hire cars for me for 2 weeks till it was fixed.
Second time after a long drinking session a pal convinced me to let him try drivin my car and it turned into me showing him how to do hand break turns in a sleepy neighbourhood in the early hours anyway way we finished a 360 turn by hitting the curb and bent a wheel inwards. After That the car was screechin so loudly, not that we noticed cos the sterio was on full blast and someone called the police and we got busted. Luckily my friend ran, I switched seats and I didn't get arrested, and the cops spent the night lookin for his ass. lol

1954
Spam / Xmas list
« on: December 17, 2006, 10:27:46 AM »
1) A 1 foot monkey that claps symbals and sings the Macarena
2) A mini cooler for the den
3) An armchair with a cup holder

Life would be sweet ahhgggggg (droolin a bit)

1955
General / Birthday
« on: December 17, 2006, 01:53:55 AM »
Get it on credit and worry about it later thats my motto, Happy birthday Bonehead!!!!!
and don't let Lightning bust ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQpGrmWbLP8

1956
Spam / Re: LONGEST THREAD EVER
« on: December 16, 2006, 05:23:34 PM »
The fucking tax man can die

1957
Help / 1 works, other doesn't
« on: December 16, 2006, 04:13:46 PM »
Edited

1958
Help / 1 works, other doesn't
« on: December 15, 2006, 04:49:54 PM »
I got it....its because you've always got the other end of the lead jammed up your ass right lollerz?

1959
BF 1942 / Let the bodies fly
« on: December 15, 2006, 02:59:53 PM »
Nice Tune, pwnagunnary

1960
Media / Where's my Change
« on: December 15, 2006, 12:58:17 PM »
Check out this cheeky little bastard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXa4mBP0Ww

1961
Media / Alan Partridge
« on: December 14, 2006, 06:22:46 AM »
Sorry Balth, just trying to understand what he's talking about

1962
Media / Alan Partridge
« on: December 14, 2006, 06:10:09 AM »
La mia madre è italiana il relativo sempre piacevole per parlarlo

1963
Media / Alan Partridge
« on: December 14, 2006, 06:00:12 AM »
Soltanto una punta piccola ma che cosa il vostro detto non rende a molto senso in inglese

1964
Media / Alan Partridge
« on: December 14, 2006, 03:25:27 AM »
Ricardo il vostro senso non facente

1965
Games / wow.....(not world of warcraft)
« on: December 14, 2006, 02:32:43 AM »
I prefer them simple

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