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Help / Re: Need a headset
« on: July 20, 2010, 01:47:18 PM »
I would go with the Creative Labs Fatal1ty,i have the same ones and i have never had any probs with them and the sound is a+,that would be my choice  :shoot:

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Join / Re: Referrals
« on: July 19, 2010, 03:25:58 AM »
I refer him as well.  He is a good player and is active.  As far as his temper goes, he needs to regulate himself better.


Ditto

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Join / Re: me joining mafia
« on: July 19, 2010, 03:24:40 AM »
Well im going to give him a chance, so he as my  refer  :crybaby:

34
Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: July 17, 2010, 01:25:46 PM »
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" 



"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

 

 
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

 

 

"No" he said "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: July 17, 2010, 01:23:46 PM »

A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky
Clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said. 'Because
you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'


The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can
ride
over anytime I want.'

The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'.

The Lord replied;

'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

 
 
 

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Spam / Makes you think!!!
« on: July 17, 2010, 01:20:10 PM »
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is......





>




Proud to be White




Michael Richards, better known as Kramer  from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.  He makes some very interesting points...
>   
> “There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans.   
>   
> You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.  You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... And that's OK..
>
> But when I call you, In**ER, Coon, Towel head,  Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink …. You call me a racist.
>
> You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
>
> You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.
> You have Black History Month.  You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah.  You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
> You have the NAACP.  You have BET....
>   
>   
> If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.  If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
> If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
> If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
>
> We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.  Wonder who pays for that??
>
> A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
>
> If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships.. . You know we'd be racists.
> There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ..  Yet if there were 'White Colleges', that would be a racist college.
>
> In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.  If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
>
> You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.  But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
>
> You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
>
> I am proud.... But you call me a racist.
>
> Why is it that only whites can be racists??
>   
>
> There is nothing improper about this e-mail..  Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.  I sadly don't think many will.  That's why we have LOST  most of OUR RIGHTS  in this country.  We won't stand up for ourselves!
>
>
> BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
>
> It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!   
>   
> It is estimated that ONLY 5%




Of those reaching this point in this e-mail, will pass it on.



37
General / Re: Happy Birthday Balthazar
« on: July 17, 2010, 12:50:38 PM »
Happy birthday balth hope it a good one.  :shoot:

38
Join / Re: I would like to join
« on: July 12, 2010, 01:25:39 PM »
Alright Meeester, do your job. Oh wait...


Well he can now lol so do your bit meeester  :shoot:

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Join / Re: I would like to join
« on: July 11, 2010, 01:14:56 PM »
I think this joining thread should be closed!!! Reason cos he is a nigger and to young!!! thats all

40
News / Re: World Cup 2010
« on: July 07, 2010, 10:14:18 AM »
No, they won an Extra Point card in an earlier match and decided to cash it in.   

 :lolz: :lolz: :lolz: :lolz: :lolz: :lolz: :lolz: :lolz:

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BF 1942 / Re: Skins
« on: July 07, 2010, 10:13:26 AM »
Not use CP skins for ages!! will have to install them again :) and yes its a bigish file as well,its a good job i have still got them on my pc..  :shoot:

42
General / Re: Happy Birthday (offline)!
« on: July 01, 2010, 02:49:58 PM »
Happy birthday offline :)

43
Media / Re: Dempy's rehab
« on: July 01, 2010, 02:24:36 PM »
I'll help him.  It's spelled WHOOPS    ;D

Lol mano :) +rep

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Media / Re: Dempy's rehab
« on: July 01, 2010, 12:06:37 PM »
He is gay!!!Is he a retard? lol it was much lolz

45
Media / Re: Caption This, Ver. 8.0
« on: June 30, 2010, 02:43:28 PM »
Is this the new arse wash and go :)

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