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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 28, 2010, 07:55:24 AM »"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
Is this suppose to be a joke? It's a great movie.
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 28, 2010, 06:05:01 AM »
There were two guys (Thunder & his male lover) taking a shower. They were playing with each other and kissing. Then somebody knocked on the door, so one of the guys was like I'm going to answer the door so don't finish without me. So he went to go answer the door when he came their was cum all over the walls, curtains, everywhere. The guy says to Thunder I told you not to finish without me.
Thunder says I didn't.....I FARTED!!!!!!!
Thunder says I didn't.....I FARTED!!!!!!!
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: April 27, 2010, 01:25:26 PM »
What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
Vagitarian
Vagitarian
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Flame / Re: 00 nothing aka James bond
« on: April 27, 2010, 11:07:20 AM »Anybody else have to put up with this whiner?
Memo to u bond, you don't go on to our server and ask not to be shot. It only makes you a target.
Oh, one more thing, never bring a knife to a plane fight. You got pooned!
4/27/2010 11:29:53 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: hi all
4/27/2010 11:30:16 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: yo
4/27/2010 11:30:16 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: dont kill me ok
4/27/2010 11:30:17 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: ok
4/27/2010 11:30:56 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: HAY
4/27/2010 11:30:59 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: oops
4/27/2010 11:31:46 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: no one shoot me
4/27/2010 11:32:11 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: HAY
4/27/2010 11:32:16 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: opps
4/27/2010 11:32:41 : # [Global] Tigeron: hey
4/27/2010 11:32:47 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: what
4/27/2010 11:32:56 : # [Global] Tigeron: hey
4/27/2010 11:32:59 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: ho
4/27/2010 11:33:16 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: WHAT
4/27/2010 11:33:23 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: oops
4/27/2010 11:33:35 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: HAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
4/27/2010 11:33:59 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: nothing, my aim is fine
4/27/2010 11:34:47 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: hay wach out
4/27/2010 11:35:20 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: y u trying to kill me
4/27/2010 11:35:46 : # [Global] Tigeron: help
4/27/2010 11:35:46 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: stop
4/27/2010 11:36:29 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: dont kill me
4/27/2010 11:37:59 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: no killing
4/27/2010 11:38:35 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: stop
4/27/2010 11:38:53 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: hay
4/27/2010 11:38:59 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: \owned
4/27/2010 11:39:26 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: stop
4/27/2010 11:39:35 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: SYOP
4/27/2010 11:39:44 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: no
4/27/2010 11:42:05 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: knif fite
4/27/2010 11:42:20 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: KNIF ONLY
4/27/2010 11:42:44 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: knif
4/27/2010 11:42:56 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: knif u dummy
4/27/2010 11:43:32 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: knife vs plane, who's the dummy?
4/27/2010 11:44:11 : # [Global] Lt.James Bond: u the dummy
4/27/2010 11:44:23 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: and u dead
4/27/2010 11:44:53 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Manowar: ahaha I just buzzed u
LMAO!!! Bond why the hell are you going to log onto a server such as this and ask not to be shot. What a joke. I just started playing on this server and even though I have never played this game previously, I expect to be shot... IT is how the game is played. Why don't you just venture into single play so you won't get shot, Fvcking pussy!
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General / Re: Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: April 27, 2010, 10:41:59 AM »
I'd have to say my worst injury was a machete to hand... fortunately it only sliced my thumb in two.