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Messages - Rahl

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General / You cant kill me bitch!
« on: July 11, 2006, 02:12:46 AM »
Damn dude, that sucks ass.  But I commend you for your dedication to our country.

C'mon back soon, damn it.  You've got to teach me how to play.

47
General / New Car
« on: July 09, 2006, 07:10:30 PM »
Here's the dealership my new car came from.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18025

[COLOR="Sienna"]EDIT:[/COLOR]  I know this one has nothing to do with the other, but it's worth it.
http://www.holylemon.com/FunnyCatJump.html

48
Media / Desktop!
« on: July 09, 2006, 12:36:56 AM »
Damn King, that shit is cluttered.  What's the point of a wallpaper if you can't see it?

49
Media / Persistent Fuck
« on: July 08, 2006, 10:56:16 PM »

50
Media / Desktop!
« on: July 07, 2006, 12:53:34 AM »
My Linux desktop.

My Windows desktop.

51
General / Today
« on: July 06, 2006, 10:04:29 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
the one with the stripped screw of course, i dont know why, but the stupidist answer always is correct in most cases.

Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong.  Fuck me for assuming.

52
General / Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:42:12 PM »
You're in a room with three monkeys.  One has a banana.  Another has a screw that's been stripped.  And the final one has a copy of "Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams.  Which primate is the smartest?

53
Flame / goodbye
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:38:05 PM »
Duly noted.

54
General / Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:36:09 PM »
Indeed.

Trademark, *MAFIA* Balthazar, 2005-2006.

This post in no way represents the views and / or opinions of *MAFIA* Balthazar.

55
General / Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:33:16 PM »
Goodness gracious!  I'm sure we're all dazzled by that awe-inspiring display of your intellect.  Please, don't overtax yourself just to entertain us half-wits.  Surely your 11th grade retorts would be lost on minds as feeble as ours.

Bitch.

56
General / Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:28:02 PM »
How dare you insult the randomness of my post with the self-loathing bleakness that is emo.

I hope you get raped . . . twice.  Maybe then you'll feel different.

57
General / Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:23:04 PM »
With a dash of parsnip for color I think.  Two olives.  Overeasy.  Hold the ice.

58
General / Today
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:10:33 PM »
This morning I woke up.  The Bureau of Unifying Mattism (BUM) has decided this was a very bad move.  In fact, the quality of life would have rose about 3.1459...% per person.  Or 22/3 for those of you who like fractions.

But being the broken, souless creature of habit I am, I went through the motions of life -- school, work, bank, return the videos, grab a bite to eat, straighten up the house, do some laundry, take out the trash, waste away another day of my life.  Check, check, and check.

Work was wonderful today.  Another 9 1/2 hour day of repetitiveness a trained monkey could handle drunk.  And yet I got paid, so I can't complain.  Then I came home.  Where I sat in the dark.  Alone with my thoughts.  Writing to you.

See why I said it was a mistake?

I would have made this longer, but I know some of you can't stomach long posts.

Pussies.

59
Games / *MAFIA* OWNS InkLink
« on: July 05, 2006, 05:29:03 PM »
Fuck you.  I met a wonderful young girl on there.  Her name is Cindy and she's a Virgo.  Or so she says . . . .

lawl

60
General / Active Members Listing
« on: June 27, 2006, 10:34:51 PM »
At the bottom of the main forum page is a box listing all the members that are currently on the forum.  The label for the box says "What's Going On?" and there is a link for "Currently Active Users".  That link will lead you to that page.

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