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Messages - Irish Bomber

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News / Re: Acceptance Letter
« on: April 23, 2010, 10:33:39 AM »
I don't really know you, but congrats anyway Mez!!!!!

47
General / Re: question for discussion...
« on: April 23, 2010, 09:44:43 AM »
But the special ones have sex for money.

Either way..... when money is being exchanged for sex, there is usually always a male involved.

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Spam / Re: Mad Libs
« on: April 23, 2010, 09:27:18 AM »
angel

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General / Re: question for discussion...
« on: April 23, 2010, 09:07:04 AM »
Money and sex are the only real factors. Don't believe me? What is the point in going to school for most people? To get a good job eventually. If not, everyone would be homeless virgins.


I have to agree especially because MOST men need money to have sex.

50
Media / Re: photos
« on: April 07, 2010, 11:04:23 AM »
Does anyone here give a shit about this? 

LOL! Hell no!

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News / Re: Sugar Tax
« on: March 12, 2010, 10:47:10 AM »
yep and i bet u would stick ur head up one of those fat chick's cunts as well.

No I wouldn't, it's just not my thing, I'd rather dig my own heart out with a spoon. However, I do give you props for exposing your sex life to the public.

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News / Re: Sugar Tax
« on: March 11, 2010, 02:51:49 PM »
Those two sentences contradict each other. If something is a "site for sore eyes" then it is a good thing, dumbass.

Oh mighty English teacher forgive me for I forgot the "not" after "are". The correction has been made.....ASSHO LE!

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News / Re: Sugar Tax
« on: March 11, 2010, 02:39:48 PM »
While I do think the US government SUCKS more than just big black dick.......
America is definitely way too fat and fat people SUCK too! They take up too much space and are not sights for sore eyes.....my eyes start bleeding when I see nothing but fat coming my way.

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News / Re: MISFITS FREEDOM
« on: March 11, 2010, 10:43:16 AM »
Owning implies a purchase.  Let me give you the receipts, eh?

 ;D :-*

It's not always the owner who purchased..... . I know we have all heard of gift giving..... No need for receipts.

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News / Re: MISFITS FREEDOM
« on: March 10, 2010, 12:45:28 PM »
Oh J.  You should be proud of yourself for being able to control your aggressions during this obligatory time period.  You stuck with the classes and succeeded.  Very very good for you!  I'm proud for you.  Now you can go back to Maui or wherever without this offense hanging over your head like a dark cloud.  Hooray for J!

On a lighter note..I'm sorry, but no thanks on the FU.  I've decided our last time a few weeks ago must be our last time.  It just isnt working for me anymore. We will make other arrangements.

Enjoy your freedom J!..     :-*  3!!!!!!



Ha Ha Other arrangements.. ....... Riiiiiight, Don't lie MG You know you'll be craving the Misfit once again.



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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: March 04, 2010, 05:42:25 PM »
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3:45 p.m. when he found the
Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in
his  hand.
"Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very Sensitive And Important
Document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on,
inserted  the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine, "I just need one copy."


Boooooo! I hear this lame copy crap in my office every day....Is it possible for you to do better?

57
General / Re: Newbie here
« on: March 02, 2010, 10:53:33 AM »
Hello welcome hope u play bf 42 could do with some more players get ventrilo and come join the fun
ventrilo = http://www.ventrilo.com/dlprod.php?id=1

I just started playing.....I have to say I am not good at bf 42 just yet, but I'm learning. As soon as a mic is purchased I will join in on the ventrilo fun.

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General / Re: Newbie here
« on: March 02, 2010, 10:29:25 AM »
Thanks to those who did greet me.  :-*

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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: March 01, 2010, 04:03:52 PM »
A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

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General / Re: Newbie here
« on: March 01, 2010, 03:55:34 PM »
Whats up Lulu?  What exactly are you going to give a try?

Well, I tried Suicide to answer Hellraiser. Didn't work for out me. So I thought I'd try murder. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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